MURDER IN WANDERERVILLE! The New TW Novel

Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:58 pm

Please let me be in.

i would like to be a villain, a maniacal physcotic sadistic SOB.

Of course this is just because in the last novel by SOTWA( Great stuff it was) i was a hero.

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:58 pm

Reet folks. Our cast is:

Hisroyalgingerness
Zulus
CrazyHorse
Soldier
Officer Dibble
Blurred
American Trotter
Tal's Biggest Fan
White Blood
Tangodancer
keveh
Gertie
Commie
enfield white
Little Green Man
Plodder
Henrik's Fan Club
Muse
BWFC in the Bloodline
FaninOZ
cophillie
Monty
youngmc
Bench
Daxter15

PLUS: special guest stars!

The terror begins on Tuesday...

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:08 pm

Seriously looking forward to this Ratbert

Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:04 pm

Nice one Ratbert. Just scraped in.

Looking forward to reading it.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:10 pm

Can I please be a human being this time Ratbert? From Captain of Bolton Wanderers to a bloody horse just shows how sadistic SOTWA can be.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:16 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Can I please be a human being this time Ratbert? From Captain of Bolton Wanderers to a bloody horse just shows how sadistic SOTWA can be.

Your never going to let it drop are you MR ED

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous TANGODANCER.

Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to TANGODANCER.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But TANGODANCER will never speak unless he has something to say.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this. I am TANGODANCER.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:18 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Can I please be a human being this time Ratbert? From Captain of Bolton Wanderers to a bloody horse just shows how sadistic SOTWA can be.
Your never going to let it drop are you MR ED

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous TANGODANCER.

Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to TANGODANCER.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But TANGODANCER will never speak unless he has something to say.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this. I am TANGODANCER.

You're just showing you age mate.

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:04 pm

Reet you lot. The prologue is up!

http://www.the-wanderer.co.uk/boards/vi ... 378#168378

Enjoy, and leave your comments here on the story so far. Part one proper on Friday, same time, same place...

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:16 pm

Great start Ratbert

I'm sure Gertie will agree

Look's like the makings of a really good plot. I'm looking forward to reading Chapter one with the lights on

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:20 pm

Oh dear. Straight into Gertie's black books on the first page.

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:24 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Oh dear. Straight into Gertie's black books on the first page.

Yes, I'm waiting for her response. It wouldn't be so bad over here, of course, where knickers are knee-length outer wear trousers (like short plus fours). I own a pair myself for cross-country skiing.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:26 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Oh dear. Straight into Gertie's black books on the first page.
Yes, I'm waiting for her response. It wouldn't be so bad over here, of course, where knickers are knee-length outer wear trousers (like short plus fours). I own a pair myself for cross-country skiing.

I'm just quoting this so Monty cant edit it

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:30 pm

chapter 1 and already a ginger boy is getting bullied. The Ginger Commission will read the development of this tragic tale with interest

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:39 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Oh dear. Straight into Gertie's black books on the first page.
Yes, I'm waiting for her response. It wouldn't be so bad over here, of course, where knickers are knee-length outer wear trousers (like short plus fours). I own a pair myself for cross-country skiing.
I'm just quoting this so Monty cant edit it

We demand photographic proof of this

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:45 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Oh dear. Straight into Gertie's black books on the first page.

I'm thinking that I need some work on how I'm perceived by others

Just for the record there are some people in Bolton who haven't seen my knickers/ski wear.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:46 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:chapter 1 and already a ginger boy is getting bullied. The Ginger Commission will read the development of this tragic tale with interest

How come you lot get a ginger commission to look out for you? It's not fair! Who's fighting my corner, eh? I demand a George Clooney look-a-likey commission ASAP.

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:48 pm

Gertie wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Oh dear. Straight into Gertie's black books on the first page.
I'm thinking that I need some work on how I'm perceived by others

Just for the record there are some people in Bolton who haven't seen my knickers/ski wear.

They want photographic evidence. Will you take a picture of me in my knickers when you come over, Gertie?

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:51 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Gertie wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Oh dear. Straight into Gertie's black books on the first page.
I'm thinking that I need some work on how I'm perceived by others

Just for the record there are some people in Bolton who haven't seen my knickers/ski wear.
They want photographic evidence. Will you take a picture of me in my knickers when you come over, Gertie?

And, er, back to the novel...........immediately

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:53 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Oh dear. Straight into Gertie's black books on the first page.
Yes, I'm waiting for her response. It wouldn't be so bad over here, of course, where knickers are knee-length outer wear trousers (like short plus fours). I own a pair myself for cross-country skiing.
I'm just quoting this so Monty cant edit it

Allow me to quote from Webster's dictionary

knickers
One entry found for knickers.

Main Entry: knick·ers
Pronunciation: 'ni-k&rz
Function: noun plural
Etymology: short for knickerbockers
1 : loose-fitting short pants gathered at the knee
2 chiefly British : UNDERPANTS

And the Oxford English Dictionary:

Loose-fitting breeches, gathered in at the knee, and worn by boys, sportsmen, and others who require a freer use of their limbs.

Some of you just have dirty minds and I rest my case.

Bench · Post by **Bench** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:59 pm

Its becoming quite clear that Ratbert's literary effort is poorly researched, eh Monts?

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