TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by Mar » Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:46 am

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The movie, Swamp Thing 2006 gets underway. Off camera shots highlight budgetary problems from day one.

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Post by Dujon » Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:18 am

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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:51 am

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:02 pm

I have to say that this is the most difficult one of these that I've had to judge, with basically all of the entries being worthy of winning it. However, I'm going to hand it to the one that made me chuckle the most on first reading;

"shortcut my arse..mumble mumle..what a load of shxte..mumble...mumle...never again..mumble"

Over to you, defender of the kettle. :roll:
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:43 pm

Nice one, cheers oh wearer of crappy suits.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:57 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Nice one, cheers oh wearer of crappy suits.
Crappy suits? Crappy suits? Just because the best tailoring that you've ever seen's above your fecking appendix doesn't mean anything! Oh, right, I gettcha :wink:
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Post by norm the jedi » Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:01 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Nice one, cheers oh wearer of crappy suits.

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Post by Luna » Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:59 pm

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UEFA spokesman William Gaillard (centre) was asked whether or not he thought English clubs were taking the piss by the quality of ambassadors they sent to the latest UEFA meeting when they lined up for the group photo.

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Post by communistworkethic » Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:51 am

Bradford's "City Gent" mascot was a piss poor effort really.
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Post by thebish » Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:36 am

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Spongebob Squarepants crashes Mascot photo wearing West Ham shirt... Nobody notices..

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:48 am

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Tottenham's entry - 'A Stupid Cock' found itself upstaged by Orient's 'Ken Livingston'.
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Post by communistworkethic » Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:01 am

After BA lost his luggage, Lofty's true identity is revealed
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Post by Gravedigger » Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:40 am

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:51 am

I'll keeps this one running until Monday afternoon chaps.
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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:15 am

West Ham's official photographer forgets to bring his rose-tinted filter.

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:00 pm

communistworkethic wrote:After BA lost his luggage, Lofty's true identity is revealed
WINNER!!

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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:22 pm

thank you Defender of the Fete.

Give me a few minutes and I'll get one up. Then I'll post a picture too......




And after yesterday it just seems rude not to.....

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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:02 pm

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Accusing us of nicking your pink handbag to match our new strips bollox. Fxxk off idiot.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:09 pm

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Go on then, dunce. Let's see you make it home in half an hour then.
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