West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

There ARE other teams(we'd have no-one to play otherwise) and here's where all-comers can discuss the wider world of football......

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Post by warthog » Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:02 pm

ratbert wrote:Laugh now, but you can guarantee they'll end their losing streak against us!

Still, make hay whilst the sun shines and all that...
They've got seven matches before they play us. Súrely they can't lose all of those.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:05 pm

warthog wrote:
ratbert wrote:Laugh now, but you can guarantee they'll end their losing streak against us!

Still, make hay whilst the sun shines and all that...
They've got seven matches before they play us. Súrely they can't lose all of those.
No, of course not. They're a big club. :mrgreen:
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Post by ratbert » Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:39 pm

Check this out at http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A16641740?s_fromedit=1
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Post by officer_dibble » Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:49 pm

Taken from 'comments' section wrote: "It's time to bring in an experienced manager like Barry Fry or Howard Wilkinson to 'stop the rot'
HAHAHA!!! Please do!!!
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Post by Village Idiot » Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:05 pm

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=72300

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I love the "and I'm not racist, btw" remark :roll:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:11 pm

Village Idiot wrote:http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=72300

:shock: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


I love the "and I'm not racist, btw" remark :roll:
How about: Brave post, but that's humbug. Answer It's not that! black and white mate Brilliant. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:16 pm

we've got too many british players
I can't wait for their - "Bolton are a team of foreign mercenaries" when we play them next.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:06 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
we've got too many british players
I can't wait for their - "Bolton are a team of foreign mercenaries" when we play them next.
Thought they'd got too many Argentinians?! That was the problem last week apparently! :conf:
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Post by Henrik's fan club » Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:07 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
we've got too many british players
I can't wait for their - "Bolton are a team of foreign mercenaries" when we play them next.
Thought they'd got too many Argentinians?! That was the problem last week apparently! :conf:
In a few weeks they'll be saying it's 'cos they sacked the manager and de-stabilised the club :roll:
Who needs Henry when we've got Henrik?

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:16 am

They do have an endless list of howlers; then again, their website doesn't exactly produce Booker Prize candidates in great numbers. Great to see the in-fighting amongst the bubble-blowers. About time they realised the irony of that tune. :

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Post by ratbert » Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:35 am

Now all the gossip is that Sven is being lined up as manager. Out of the frying pan...

...and as well as this http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0, ... _1,00.html there's a similar feature in The Guardian. Why all this coverage? If it were us...
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:53 am

ratbert wrote:Now all the gossip is that Sven is being lined up as manager..
:lol: Oooooh my giddy aunt. Ooooohaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha. Sven for feck* sake :lol:
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Post by thebish » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:32 pm

Village Idiot wrote:http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=72300

:shock: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


I love the "and I'm not racist, btw" remark :roll:
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Get Bowyer on the case, he'll sort 'em out.
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Post by Backgammon » Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:52 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
ratbert wrote:Now all the gossip is that Sven is being lined up as manager..
:lol: Oooooh my giddy aunt. Ooooohaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha. Sven for feck sake :lol:
I think I heard Sven's agent on the radio saying that this was a load of old arse...

Apparently Sven would rather eat his own bum fluff than come back and manage in England.. Or maybe that's just come back and manage West Ham...
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:26 pm

Backgammon wrote:Apparently Sven would rather eat his own bum fluff than come back and manage in England.. Or maybe that's just come back and manage West Ham...
Well, he's currently on about £12K a day for doing Jack Shit if the reports that I've heard are to be believed. That's £12K a day of the FA's money by the way. The very same FA who have now decided against the School of Excellence at Burton on grounds of cost!

Maybe that's a thead in itself?
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:29 pm

£12 grand a day? Ha! I wouldn't even get out of bed for that....
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Post by Henrik's fan club » Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:20 pm

And now they're being linked with another South American superstar according to Skysports.com

I bet their fans love that.....:lol:
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:34 am

Been away for a week so not had time for this but

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Thanks Roy, rubbish manager for us but beating city and now them this season has made me happy!
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Post by Village Idiot » Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:49 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Backgammon wrote:Apparently Sven would rather eat his own bum fluff than come back and manage in England.. Or maybe that's just come back and manage West Ham...
Well, he's currently on about £12K a day for doing Jack Shit if the reports that I've heard are to be believed. That's £12K a day of the FA's money by the way. The very same FA who have now decided against the School of Excellence at Burton on grounds of cost!

Maybe that's a thead in itself?
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:03 pm

warthog wrote:
ratbert wrote:Laugh now, but you can guarantee they'll end their losing streak against us!

Still, make hay whilst the sun shines and all that...
They've got seven matches before they play us. Súrely they can't lose all of those.
if they did I'd almost be happy for them to turn it around against us.

By that stage they'd be utterly fckd.
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