MURDER IN WANDERERVILLE! The New TW Novel

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by ratbert » Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:08 pm

Part six now up, as threatened!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:04 pm

Eventually a swarthy looking man in a pink cardigan, cream drainpipe trousers and patent leather yellow shoes.....
Oh, what a bloody comedown. I start off as the Captain of Bolton Wanderers and now I'm fxxxxxg Val Doonican, and probabaly dead as well. Holy shit, how are the mighty fallen :evil:

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:08 pm

Blimey, Tango, it was a short life but a merry one this time round. I guess you didn't know the magic phrase - The green toilet flies at midnight. :wink:
"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. " Elbert Hubbard.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:22 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:Blimey, Tango, it was a short life but a merry one this time round. I guess you didn't know the magic phrase - The green toilet flies at midnight. :wink:
You try saying it with a mouthful of broken teeth Monty. My very own dance floor and I didn't even last as long as Jimmy Tarbuck. Oh, the shame. Strictly Come Dying. :oops:
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Post by americantrotter » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:40 pm

LOL..........more excellence! Lots of swarthy people in Wandererville though!
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:06 am

the man from the building, who wore green army fatigues and brandished a huge weapon
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I know it's a work of fiction but lets not get too carried away. :mrgreen:
He wore an old grey pinstripe suit, a kipper tie, and was dripping with gold jewellery. Crazy Horse Morse downed his pint in one, and mopped his brow. Kevina swore some of his tan came off his forehead.
Are you sure we've never met, ratty? :D

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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:54 am

Good stuff Ratty. I forgave you for the cream drainpipes etc when I read Hoss's description: "Old Grey pinstripe suit, kipper tie, fake tan and bags of gold". Brilliant. Keep it up. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by Daxter » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:25 am

Your moaning? I own a freakin curry house. Even though i like curry, but still...
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Post by officer_dibble » Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:20 am

Ha ha ha been readin these ratty, good fer a laugh that sfor sure.
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Post by ratbert » Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:44 am

Next chapter will be on Saturday... and it's a right old do getting everyone in, I tell thee...
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Post by Bench » Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:55 pm

ratbert wrote:Next chapter will be on Saturday... and it's a right old do getting everyone in, I tell thee...
Cracking stuff Ratters - tis a great read now that I have finally caught up!!

BUT WHY am I always protrayed as the 'Baddie' or a bastard? :conf:

On second thoughts.....don't answer that.... :oops:
Smarties have answers.....
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Post by americantrotter » Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:04 pm

Whose this "American" He sounds bad. :shock:

My father says he likes simple books. Goodies and Baddies. Mainly though the books he enjoys have the French as the baddies. :D
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Post by ratbert » Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:24 pm

Bench wrote:BUT WHY am I always protrayed as the 'Baddie' or a bastard? :conf:

On second thoughts.....don't answer that.... :oops:
It'll get answered in time Bench. You may be surprised. :|
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:21 pm

I don't care, as long as I get to walk round with my 'huge weapon'!! :mrgreen:
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Post by ratbert » Tue Oct 31, 2006 8:19 pm

Huge weapons tonight, none of 'em Soldier's. Enjoy part seven, appropriately enough on Halloween...
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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:01 am

‘Budding Your Ears’, by Buddy Budd and the Buddy Bud Buds. Sounded like a man tapping a toothbrush on a kettle full of cat wee.
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Post by ratbert » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:51 am

Part eight's ready to read... curry will never seem the same again
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Post by blurred » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:29 am

...go off and see a minister, he'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless non-believer.

Mmmmm, addictive curry :)
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:21 pm

:shock: This wasn't a very good place to end a chapter IMHO.
"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. " Elbert Hubbard.
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Post by Daxter » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:40 pm

I like that i am a villian but i fear for my fictional safety.
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