TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Dujon » Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:06 pm

"Bar Steward!"
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:43 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Image

Will you two get out of the way! We can't see a bleeding thing here!!
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Only kidding :P

communistworkethic wrote:Image

"Ze gaps in ze fossil record show ze flaws in Darwinian Theory, Intelligent Design by a supreme being eez ze true source of ze universe"

"Don't be ridiculous, if everything in the universe is designed by an omnipotent being then the designer itself must require a designer, evolution by natural selection is the only answer."

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Evidence that premiership managers read TW appears as things boli over at the Boleyn Ground.
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:37 pm

ithankyow....


next up...

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Post by blurred » Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:57 pm

New advert for the Sofa King: Our sofas are Sofa King versatile
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:00 pm

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"No you idiot!! I said Crouch must have vertigo looking down!!"
Last edited by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army on Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:25 pm

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Frankly, Jared had grown tired of waiting to come off the bench.
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Post by Gertie » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:25 pm

Jim always joked..

"I could even sleep through an Earthquake!"
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:08 pm

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Well this'll be the last time that I get fished in by 'Parquet floored private library' on a 'Flat to Let' ad!
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:13 pm

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"Mumble mumble lazy good for nothing mumble sleep all day mumble"

Shehulk said to herself before doing a spot of hoovering
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:00 pm

Tangodancer grabs forty winks whilst waiting to congratulate the first person to borrow 'Moro' from Bolton Central Library.
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:59 pm

Gertie wrote:Jim always joked..

"I could even sleep through an Earthquake!"
Had forgotten about this.

Gertie wins.

Time for you to get one up Gertie
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Post by Gertie » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:16 pm

Sorry all I am rubbish I have told myself I am bad...

Get your Laughing Gear around this beaaauuuuuuuty

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:22 pm

Sorry all I am rubbish I have told myself I am bad...

Get your Laughing Gear around this beaaauuuuuuuty

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Post by americantrotter » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:32 pm

It should all be over. Monty wins.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:35 pm

Sorry all I am rubbish I have told myself I am bad...

Get your Laughing Gear around this beaaauuuuuuuty

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Fly Emirates. Downwards.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:55 pm

Kevin Davies get a yellow.
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:57 pm

Gertie wrote:Sorry all I am rubbish I have told myself I am bad...

Get your Laughing Gear around this beaaauuuuuuuty

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Gertie's taken a whole week to pull her finger out and post a new pic? Well knock me down with a feather.
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:59 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Sorry all I am rubbish I have told myself I am bad...

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Fly Emirates. Downwards.
After having both his arms taken off him, Davies was understanadbly upset
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:49 pm

Eboue's aeroplane impression didn't go down too well with Kevin Davies
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:51 pm

Eboue demonstrated how cossacks do it in Strictly Commie Dancing.
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