MURDER IN WANDERERVILLE! The New TW Novel

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:25 pm

Part nine, and the odds seem to be against our heroes as the baddies prepare to unleash their plans...

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:26 pm

I think you'll find that Plodder is actually a fully paid up member of the Shayne Ward fan club.

Good stuff, as ever.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:34 pm

I haven’t had a policeman for a lonnnng time

Quality

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:48 pm

Ah, the Blue Urinal - I knew I'd cracked that code!
I was glad to see the back of that safe - thanks, Blurred.
The plot is definitely thickening....

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:22 pm

Lots of dead bodies in the newly published Part Ten... don't miss the final fantastic episodes this Friday!

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:50 pm

In, and out again just as quick. Have you been talking to the missus?

Bloody good stuff.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:04 pm

Aaahhhhh there's nothing like cutting someone in half with automatic fire in a morning to really set things off for the day!

But is this the end for Soldier?

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:30 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:In, and out again just as quick. Have you been talking to the missus?

Not talking

but I realised that with the end fast approaching I had to cram in the unnaccounted fors. If I'm ever allowed to do another one, some imbalances will be addressed.

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:14 am

ratbert wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:In, and out again just as quick. Have you been talking to the missus?
Not talking but I realised that with the end fast approaching I had to cram in the unnaccounted fors. If I'm ever allowed to do another one, some imbalances will be addressed.

Look forward to it. btw Mrs EW says Hi?

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:29 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Aaahhhhh there's nothing like cutting someone in half with automatic fire in a morning to really set things off for the day!

But is this the end for Soldier?

Surely not! It's only Nessie. Now, I'm glad your pal the American got decapitated. I mean keeping a library book out all that time...

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:21 pm

Part 11 up now... only one hour to the finale!!

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:25 pm

Now’s the time to show that ginger people can be heroes, too.

That sort of soft-soaping will never win you the smackdown!

If he got to the laundry, he would find the secret back passage that, although narrow and damp, would be perfectly amenable if he rammed himself into it hard enough.

Fantastic stuff!

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:34 pm

Superb stuff. And poor Kevina - I'm sure I'll save the day, though, and get the girl

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:22 pm

Soldier, it turned out, was an excellent chef

If only!! I could burn water given the chance

Superb stuff Ratty, from beginning to end, and real credit to you. I seriously enjoyed the whole story!

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:22 pm

blurred wrote:Superb stuff. And poor Kevina - I'm sure I'll save the day, though, and get the girl

That's what you think, buddy-boy. You didn't reckon I'd let a Liverpool fan be the hero in a Bolton Wanderers novel, did you?

Anyhoo...

The final chapter is up (thank the Lord - I can get back to my dissertation now). I hope you've all enjoyed it, and haven't minded me taking dramatic licence with you all. Apologies to those whose characters died or were grievously injured; I can assure you that no actual forum members were hurt in the writing of this novel.

That's all folks... it's been great fun, and if I'm allowed, I'll do another one once Soldier's finally finished Ghost Warrior!

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:25 pm

Can I just point out that this is now the third story on the trot in which there has been no love interest for the horse.

Superb Ratty! Nice one.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:28 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Can I just point out that this is now the third story on the trot in which there has been no love interest for the horse.

Superb Ratty! Nice one.

Oh I don't know. I mean you did follow Commie were ever he went!!

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:53 pm

ratbert wrote:Redd Blurr however, returned to Murkeyside shortly after the demise of Dr Whiteblood, his heart torn asunder by Kevina’s rejection of him. His subsequent nights would not be happy ones - drinking, and bad dreams. Dreams of a tall man in black. Of curry. He woke one night, sweating

Rejected by women, heavy drinking, curry, sleepless nights... Damn it, you got my character spot on

Top work Mr Ratbert Sir, all power to your quill.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:11 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Can I just point out that this is now the third story on the trot in which there has been no love interest for the horse.

Superb Ratty! Nice one.
Oh I don't know. I mean you did follow Commie were ever he went!!

Perhaps it's crying out for a spin-off mini series to that effect, eh?

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:52 pm

Excellent work Ratbert, very dark and enjoyable! Are you submitting this for your dissertation??

Good news regarding Zulu's assets..

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