West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:38 am

Worst team to visit the Bok this season

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:00 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Little Green Man wrote: Just back from a Medellin Pyrex show - which I'd naively assumed was a Colombian cookware exhibition. But no, it turned out to be a manic depressive French-Canadian chanteuse.
Never heard of her - sure you have the name right?
http://www.madeleinepeyroux.com/flash_content/main.html

Ah, thanks - yes, I know of her -somehow I didn't get PAY RUE out of PIE REX - silly of me.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:16 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Little Green Man wrote: Just back from a Medellin Pyrex show - which I'd naively assumed was a Colombian cookware exhibition. But no, it turned out to be a manic depressive French-Canadian chanteuse.
Never heard of her - sure you have the name right?
http://www.madeleinepeyroux.com/flash_content/main.html
Ah, thanks - yes, I know of her -somehow I didn't get PAY RUE out of PIE REX - silly of me.

That's the fella! It would appear she shares the same tailor as Sandi Toskvig. Amazing voice though.

Anyway, back to the task in hand.

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Sto ... 20,00.html

And that was before yesterday's drubbing.

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:22 pm

Little Green Man wrote: http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Sto ... 20,00.html

And that was before yesterday's drubbing.

That's a huge wage bill. £42 million, compared to ours, which is around £24 million.

Interestingly, the idea that players get reduced salaries when a club is relegated, is one that we pioneered in the 2003 season.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:47 pm

Batman wrote:Worst team to visit the Bok this season

I actually thought Spurs, first game of the season, were worse ... but it's a close call.

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:35 am

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:39 pm

That lovely friendly family club West Ham United have just announced that a statement concerning the future of their hapless manager will be issued at 2:15!

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:42 pm

Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:That lovely friendly family club West Ham United have just announced that a statement concerning the future of their hapless manager will be issued at 2:15!

Oooh - let's see - that's 9.15 am here. I imagine he may have resigned to avoid the Icelandic Chop.

James B · Post by **James B** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:43 pm

Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:That lovely friendly family club West Ham United have just announced that a statement concerning the future of their hapless manager will be issued at 2:15!

they'll announce pardew has left the club with immediate effect and magnusson's egg head will hatch open a ridiculous amalgamation of bobby moore, martin peters & geoff hurst screaming in a hideous cockney voice "west ham won the world cup"

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:46 pm

I really do hope they don't sack him.

James B · Post by **James B** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:47 pm

InsaneApache wrote:I really do hope they don't sack him.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1779

looks likely

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:53 pm

I hope Sven gets the job!!

James B · Post by **James B** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:55 pm

look at this on the gene puddle that is the bbc 606 message boards

It's pretty bad. As bad as I've known it since the last time West Ham were relegated.

At that time, the word on the street was that West Ham were too good to go down. They weren't, although Sir Trevor so nearly got them out of it.

The team that did us were Bolton, whose late kick off against Southampton in one of the final matches of the campaign gave them the knowledge to play for a 0-0 draw (which they got). How funny that they've played their part in our demise this time too?

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:00 pm

We beat Southampton that year didnt we?

James B · Post by **James B** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:03 pm

americantrotter wrote:We beat Southampton that year didnt we?

no it was 0-0, but the point he's made is utterly laughable, it wouldn't have mattered if we had played before, after or at the same time as west ham as we still needed to beat boro on the last day after that

yeah mate its not the fact you were utter crap for 4/5ths of the season and when you finally got your act together it was too late, it was because we kicked off late!

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:03 pm

Mmmmm I wonder how long it will be before the 'Sam for SPAM' rumour starts!

James B · Post by **James B** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:07 pm

he's gone

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 169349.stm

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:08 pm

Taxi!

Dr Hotdog · Post by **Dr Hotdog** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:11 pm

oh dear, chants of "you're getting sacked in the morning" were not all that premature.

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:15 pm

I think O'Learys available.

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