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Post by James B » Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:04 am

a lovely chirpy cockney chap on kumb wrote: Listen i said this long before in earlier threads that the f**king problem is the players & we could have got Jesus in as manager & would still be f**king losing...

We've f**ked up bigstyle sacking Pardew & if he was given the f**king chance to do what he wanted to do that was to get rid of Coker,Yossi etc...the players that dont want to play for us then we'd have been fine...

F..king knee jerk reaction is f**king gonna get us relegated & i'm f**king sick the f**k that the c**t we got rid of is gonna keep Charlton in the league at our expense.I'm so f**ked off with this why the f**k wouldnt the f**king EGGY c**t give Pardew Until the new year to soprt out this sh*t.

Curbs tactics were a total f**king pile of piss & we've f**king doomed.Newton f**king as sub the c**t should not make it near the starting line up,Dailly in the side f**king play McCartney,Spector or one of our youngsters...Its a f..king joke.

Curbs hasnt got a f**king clue & we are going down...Lets face facts today was f**king dreadful.3 straight defeats under curbs & the performance have been f**king awful.

We sacked the fella who would have kept us up & got a donkey in his place.

Pardew keeps Charlton up & we go down...You know it and i know it.That will happen.

What a pile of muggy c**ts we truely are,sacking f**king one of the best managers in the Prem for aboring f**king nice person.F**k the personal problems b*llshit,dont give to f**ks about that

Sack them c**ting players & f**k off EGG you bald thick nice person

WE'RE F**KED...F**K OFF

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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:11 am

James B wrote:
a lovely chirpy cockney chap on kumb wrote: Listen i said this long before in earlier threads that the f**king problem is the players & we could have got Jesus in as manager & would still be f**king losing...

We've f**ked up bigstyle sacking Pardew & if he was given the f**king chance to do what he wanted to do that was to get rid of Coker,Yossi etc...the players that dont want to play for us then we'd have been fine...

F..king knee jerk reaction is f**king gonna get us relegated & i'm f**king sick the f**k that the c**t we got rid of is gonna keep Charlton in the league at our expense.I'm so f**ked off with this why the f**k wouldnt the f**king EGGY c**t give Pardew Until the new year to soprt out this sh*t.

Curbs tactics were a total f**king pile of piss & we've f**king doomed.Newton f**king as sub the c**t should not make it near the starting line up,Dailly in the side f**king play McCartney,Spector or one of our youngsters...Its a f..king joke.

Curbs hasnt got a f**king clue & we are going down...Lets face facts today was f**king dreadful.3 straight defeats under curbs & the performance have been f**king awful.

We sacked the fella who would have kept us up & got a donkey in his place.

Pardew keeps Charlton up & we go down...You know it and i know it.That will happen.

What a pile of muggy c**ts we truely are,sacking f**king one of the best managers in the Prem for aboring f**king tw*t.F**k the personal problems b*llshit,dont give to f**ks about that

Sack them c**ting players & f**k off EGG you bald thick tw*t

WE'RE F**KED...F**K OFF
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:12 am

James B wrote:
a lovely chirpy cockney chap on kumb wrote: Listen i said this long before in earlier threads that the f**king problem is the players & we could have got Jesus in as manager & would still be f**king losing...

We've f**ked up bigstyle sacking Pardew & if he was given the f**king chance to do what he wanted to do that was to get rid of Coker,Yossi etc...the players that dont want to play for us then we'd have been fine...

F..king knee jerk reaction is f**king gonna get us relegated & i'm f**king sick the f**k that the c**t we got rid of is gonna keep Charlton in the league at our expense.I'm so f**ked off with this why the f**k wouldnt the f**king EGGY c**t give Pardew Until the new year to soprt out this sh*t.

Curbs tactics were a total f**king pile of piss & we've f**king doomed.Newton f**king as sub the c**t should not make it near the starting line up,Dailly in the side f**king play McCartney,Spector or one of our youngsters...Its a f..king joke.

Curbs hasnt got a f**king clue & we are going down...Lets face facts today was f**king dreadful.3 straight defeats under curbs & the performance have been f**king awful.

We sacked the fella who would have kept us up & got a donkey in his place.

Pardew keeps Charlton up & we go down...You know it and i know it.That will happen.

What a pile of muggy c**ts we truely are,sacking f**king one of the best managers in the Prem for aboring f**king tw*t.F**k the personal problems b*llshit,dont give to f**ks about that

Sack them c**ting players & f**k off EGG you bald thick tw*t

WE'RE F**KED...F**K OFF
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Post by Daxter » Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:12 am

That is great.

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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:08 pm

daxter15 wrote:That is great.
It just SO is !
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Post by boltonboris » Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:47 pm

That rant just made my face hurt!! :mrgreen:

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Post by Henrik's fan club » Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:57 pm

James B wrote:
a lovely chirpy cockney chap on kumb wrote: Listen i said this long before in earlier threads that the f**king problem is the players & we could have got Jesus in as manager & would still be f**king losing...

We've f**ked up bigstyle sacking Pardew & if he was given the f**king chance to do what he wanted to do that was to get rid of Coker,Yossi etc...the players that dont want to play for us then we'd have been fine...

F..king knee jerk reaction is f**king gonna get us relegated & i'm f**king sick the f**k that the c**t we got rid of is gonna keep Charlton in the league at our expense.I'm so f**ked off with this why the f**k wouldnt the f**king EGGY c**t give Pardew Until the new year to soprt out this sh*t.

Curbs tactics were a total f**king pile of piss & we've f**king doomed.Newton f**king as sub the c**t should not make it near the starting line up,Dailly in the side f**king play McCartney,Spector or one of our youngsters...Its a f..king joke.

Curbs hasnt got a f**king clue & we are going down...Lets face facts today was f**king dreadful.3 straight defeats under curbs & the performance have been f**king awful.

We sacked the fella who would have kept us up & got a donkey in his place.

Pardew keeps Charlton up & we go down...You know it and i know it.That will happen.

What a pile of muggy c**ts we truely are,sacking f**king one of the best managers in the Prem for aboring f**king tw*t.F**k the personal problems b*llshit,dont give to f**ks about that

Sack them c**ting players & f**k off EGG you bald thick tw*t

WE'RE F**KED...F**K OFF
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Post by James B » Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:00 pm

i want to know why he thinks jesus would excel at football management

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Post by Henrik's fan club » Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:01 pm

James B wrote:i want to know why he thinks jesus would excel at football management
Did he used to play for them?
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Post by boltonboris » Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:03 pm

Henrik's fan club wrote:
James B wrote:i want to know why he thinks jesus would excel at football management
Did he used to play for them?
No way! He wasn't English!

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Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:15 pm

How funny would it be if Pardew kept Charlton up and they went down???

I would love that to happen

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Post by Henrik's fan club » Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:26 pm

officer_dibble wrote:How funny would it be if Pardew kept Charlton up and they went down???

I would love that to happen
Yeah but that would mean Pardew staying up.....what a dilemna!
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Post by James B » Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:30 pm

yeah i don't like pardew, but if it came to a choice between the two i'd want the shammers to go down ofc

hopefully sheff utd stay above them both as i like warnock

but then there's wigan, would chuckle a fair bit if they went down (they'll still beat us at the jjb though)

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Post by officer_dibble » Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:53 pm

I didn't really like PArdew at WH, but its pretty obvious he was screwed over there, and in that respect I have some sympathy for him. I also know how much it would irk the likes of Brooking and that sill Icelandic bastardo who has taken over if he succeeded where they fail. So I think it would be great if CFC stayed up at WHU expense.

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Post by Daxter » Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:59 pm

It's quite hard to dislike Charlton to be honest,

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Post by Gravedigger » Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:32 pm

Seems like a bit of poetic just for the "Too good to be relegated" Spammers. Maybe the Icelandic chap is looking to turn Upton Park into luxury flats. Can't even imagine Curbs has been there long enough to have any impact on the team. However I have a feeling in my water that they will beat the drop. Might have to put a score on them beating the drop just to ensure they don't. 8)
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Post by Tombwfc » Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:09 pm

I've gone from detesting Pards at West Ham, to liking him, and wishing him success at Charlton.

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:48 pm

Tombwfc wrote:I've gone from detesting Pards at West Ham, to liking him, and wishing him success at Charlton.
Ah, that's the "West Ham Academy of Football" factor coming into play. :D
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:17 pm

Another "you couldn't make it up" KUMB classic!

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Obviously things are rubbish x 1000
However, I would urge against wishing for some of these things.
Lots of you are picking out Anton, why? He has been quality up until recently,
Would you rather he had a kick up the arse and stayed at WHU at the level we know he can be, or go to T*tenham and end up playing for England.
If you all get your way with getting rid of everyone, your dream of seeing an entire england team made up of ex WHU will be realised and all too quickly. Obviously there are some bad apples, but a lot of it is inexperience and lack of leadership...bring that in and things will change.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:36 pm

... or this one in a thread about their worst ever away experiences.

Bolton 2003. A totally inept performance which turned out to be the final nail in the coffin. Watching those pie-munching, nothern (sic) knob jockeys celebrate in their poxy souless (sic again), circus looking sh*t ground will haunt me forever.

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