West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:50 pm

Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:... or this one in a thread about their worst ever away experiences.

Bolton 2003. A totally inept performance which turned out to be the final nail in the coffin. Watching those pie-munching, nothern (sic) knob jockeys celebrate in their poxy souless (sic again), circus looking sh*t ground will haunt me forever.

Remind me again! What is our second to last fixture of the season?

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:53 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:... or this one in a thread about their worst ever away experiences.

Bolton 2003. A totally inept performance which turned out to be the final nail in the coffin. Watching those pie-munching, nothern (sic) knob jockeys celebrate in their poxy souless (sic again), circus looking sh*t ground will haunt me forever.

Remind me again! What is our second to last fixture of the season?

With a bit of luck, they'll already be relegated by then, so we can all go down there and take the piss.

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:00 pm

Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:Another "you couldn't make it up" KUMB classic!

dean_whu wrote:

If you all get your way with getting rid of everyone, your dream of seeing an entire england team made up of ex WHU will be realised and all too quickly.

wouldn't that involve David James in net?????

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:11 pm

warthog wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:... or this one in a thread about their worst ever away experiences.

Bolton 2003. A totally inept performance which turned out to be the final nail in the coffin. Watching those pie-munching, nothern (sic) knob jockeys celebrate in their poxy souless (sic again), circus looking sh*t ground will haunt me forever.

Remind me again! What is our second to last fixture of the season?
With a bit of luck, they'll already be relegated by then, so we can all go down there and take the piss.

Hopefully not, come on SPAM! Make a fight of it, at least until you need a result against us, and Sam knowing that we have already qualifide for Europe puts out our youth academy, which whips you 3-0

The infamous Bolton youth academy

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:34 pm

Just read a great quote from Benayoun on the BBC - apparently West Ham played like a 'bunch of drunks' v reading...

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:40 pm

officer_dibble wrote:Just read a great quote from Benayoun on the BBC - apparently West Ham played like a 'bunch of drunks' v reading...

God, he sounds like Ben Haim!

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:02 pm

do they not drink in israel?

Bennamoan is getting what he deserves. he wanted to to that shining metropolis in the 1st place. git.

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:33 pm

officer_dibble wrote:Just read a great quote from Benayoun on the BBC - apparently West Ham played like a 'bunch of drunks' v reading...

I like this bit regarding his availability.

At the moment, I am not going. The fans like me, I have had no offers.

Sorry to break this to you Yossi, but they don't. At least, not anymore.

hughesy · Post by **hughesy** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:25 pm

Would love that shower of shite top go down. they are everything i hate about cockneys

England 66 R.I.P

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:30 pm

Eggy, as the West Ham chairman has become known, has offered the fans free coach travel to the game at Aston Villa in order to atone for the shocking performance at Reading.

The last club to do this were Villa themselves for a Carling Cup game at Chelsea. They lost 4-0. I pointed this unfortunate precedent out to the Shammers. The reply?

"A 4-0 defeat would be a good result for us."

They seem a little demoralised.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:32 pm

americantrotter wrote:do they not drink in israel?

I saw a couple of Israeli squaddies on holiday last summer in Cyprus - and they certainly don't buy any drink. Tossers.

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:42 pm

Aye neither does my misses!

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:55 pm

officer_dibble wrote:Just read a great quote from Benayoun on the BBC - apparently West Ham played like a 'bunch of drunks' v reading...

Doubtless released by his agent to engineer a move.

Yossi: "Gizza job".

(Younger listeners ask yer dad)

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:49 am

Anyone forgotten why West Ham "fans" are despicable yet? Try this little gem from KUMB.

To be honest it would be nice to get back to how it used to be with a smattering of black players enhancing the team. Its no surprise that over time we have seen ourselves slip. Its the fuzzywuzzes. They don't like it up em when the going gets tough.
I'm totally fed up with the attitudes of these lads. It goes against the grain of the club..........of Bonds Brooking Martin etc.
They might look cool off the pitch but they'll never buy the class needed on it.

Racist scum.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:54 am

They continue to suprise me, they really do!

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:39 am

That's unbelievable!!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:04 am

Doesn't surprise me one bit, racist scum.

Wonder what they would make of signing Walcott and SWP then? Fu cking muppet scummers.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:11 am

I'm hardly a purist, but surely this takes you back 40 yrs !!

I'd go so far as to say these guys deserve their team to go down … & they massively overspent ,when first promoted, last year.

I wonder what the Boleyn Ground is worth as real estate ??

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:23 am

bobo the clown wrote: I wonder what the Boleyn Ground is worth as real estate ??

Ask Eggy. I bet he knows to the penny!

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:46 am

Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:Its the fuzzywuzzes..

Are they like the teletubbies?

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