West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[Joe C]

I'm respnsible for the conga. I have to commend the designers of your stadium for one thing - your steps were at the perfect gradient for it. About the only good thing that came out of that day

[Bench]

I'm respnsible for the conga. I have to commend the designers of your stadium for one thing - your steps were at the perfect gradient for it. About the only good thing that came out of that day

Well congratulations and well done to you, sir.

Made us laugh at least. Not many other fans would have tried that, I'm sure.

[James B]

I'm respnsible for the conga.

[CrazyHorse]

Awright geeezzaa!
This is all slightly sad on yaaahr parts don' yew think?
Its true what we are where we deserve ter be at da momen' but thats down ter aaahr players thinkin' they are big time charlies after just one season in da Prem an' lets be fair anyone who knows anythin' abaaaht football knows what da second season back is always 'arder - after all da cain & able does not lie. Its also true what yew are 'avin' a great season - because yew are a bee's knees team wiv a bee's knees manager players like Nolan, Speed are class an' Sam seems ter know da right boys ter brin' in - but are yew really Champions League quali'y as a few posts on 'ere suggest I think not ( I was 'opin' what yew would get da champs league spot over Poor Man's Gruel what was until yew got smashed by 'em an' after readin' deese posts I quite glad now ) So whats da poin' ov all dis slaggin' yew beat us Roarf - 0 at yaaahr plastic lifeless stadium I was there an' full respect ter da 'ammers fans still singing, chantin' an' doin' da conga at Roarf - 0, would yaaahr fans do da same? last year in da FA cup at aaahr place yew must 'ave only brought abaaaht 300 fans down who sat lifeless not one poxy song, an' yaaahr not really what rabi' 'utch be'er when yew play us in da league - I was there at Readin' where we were stuffed by a very well organised, very bee's knees Readin' team. Our fans did da very same thin' sang all da way frough. Our team who are Cockney-Gladys Knight because ter be 'onest none are premiership quality. Are no reflecshun on da 'ammers fans awer da clubs name awer its 'istory, so whats da poin' in pet'y 'andbag commun's ter da suppawters, if yaaahr really what 'appy what we are goin' down e - mail da club an' pass yaaahr points onto da players. But when all's said an' done just remember what what goes around comes around an' i' might take a few seasons but at some poin' yew might be strugglin' testing at which time I'll butchers 'ook aaaht fer da "Lets all bubble (bubble barf) at Bow'on" fread which'll no doubt be plastered on 'ere. I'll round up my ran' by pointin' aaaht what i'm sure if yew were where we are plen'y ov teams would miss yew as yew do brin' so rabi' 'utch ter da Premiership yaaahr ground which butchers 'ooks exactly da same as da JJB wiv no character an' no atmosphere an' a hoppin' pot ov emp'y seats, yaaahr fans wiv no passion an' no voice even thuff yaaahr teams quality, an' all from yaaahr tin pot town what is so borin' an' Cockney-Gladys Knight what da locals would rarfer go ter Manchester ter spend their bees an' 'oney.
Sorted mate.

[Bench]

I'm respnsible for the conga. I have to commend the designers of your stadium for one thing - your steps were at the perfect gradient for it. About the only good thing that came out of that day

Oh I don't know....

Got Pardew sacked didn't it?

[americantrotter]

Feck me you lads have been busy!

I love the away support thing people bring up, but conveniently forget the day of the week, distance from Bolton, the amount of games already played away that season, and the sheer banality of travelling to watch your team play a team for the 5th time!

[whufc2007]

I'm respnsible for the conga. I have to commend the designers of your stadium for one thing - your steps were at the perfect gradient for it. About the only good thing that came out of that day

Oh I don't know....

Got Pardew sacked didn't it?

well that, the PA, the players wife, the bird from Croydon and some lady in Sweden!

Anyway been nice chatting with you boys, good luck for the rest of the year, and dont forget, a nice song sung for decades is far better than pumped up shit music and someone with flags

[David Lee's Hair]

I want to know if East London spends all his money in Newham?

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

I want to know if East London spends all his money in Newham?

beat me to it DLH... never goes Ap West...

[James B]

I'm respnsible for the conga. I have to commend the designers of your stadium for one thing - your steps were at the perfect gradient for it. About the only good thing that came out of that day

Oh I don't know....

Got Pardew sacked didn't it?

well that, the PA, the players wife, the bird from Croydon and some lady in Sweden!

Anyway been nice chatting with you boys, good luck for the rest of the year, and dont forget, a nice song sung for decades is far better than pumped up shit music and someone with flags

but we've been playing i feel good since '65 for faaaacks sake

[boltonboris]

Are we in danger of befriending the hammers??

[EastLondon]

American Trotter you are of course talking shite about the away support thing if we had been playing Manchester United, or Liverpool (Any of those other northern teams who are champions league standard because your fans seem to class your team in a similar bracket after not even a season of decent football) they would have filled their allocation or at the very least they would have brought far more then a few hundred.

[chris]

American Trotter you are of course talking shite about the away support thing if we had been playing Manchester United, or Liverpool (Any of those other northern teams who are champions league standard because your fans seem to class your team in a similar bracket after not even a season of decent football) they would have filled their allocation or at the very least they would have brought far more then a few hundred.

Man United fans live in Surrey - it's easy for them

[David Lee's Hair]

American Trotter you are of course talking shite about the away support thing if we had been playing Manchester United, or Liverpool (Any of those other northern teams who are champions league standard because your fans seem to class your team in a similar bracket after not even a season of decent football) they would have filled their allocation or at the very least they would have brought far more then a few hundred.

True but all the extra would have been the Southern fans from Milton Keynes and the like - 30 mins on the train to 4 hours (if lucky) on the M1/M6/M4/M40/M25

[americantrotter]

true my friend, but they have how many fans? Not to mention how many in London?

We just don't have that many fans to take to a 200 mile Journey mid week for the 5th match between the 2.

[Montreal Wanderer]

American Trotter you are of course talking shite about the away support thing if we had been playing Manchester United, or Liverpool (Any of those other northern teams who are champions league standard because your fans seem to class your team in a similar bracket after not even a season of decent football) they would have filled their allocation or at the very least they would have brought far more then a few hundred.

Not that I care but perhaps more of our fans go to Chelsea and Arsenal than to Fulham and West Ham.

[EastLondon]

Read your reply Crazy Horse and it was very funny some mistakes with your cockney slang though

[EastLondon]

if thats true montreal it shows how bad your fans are

[Montreal Wanderer]

if thats true montreal it shows how bad your fans are

I have no idea tbh - you were just comparing going to Bolton as compared to Man U and Liverpool (Champions League quality teams) so I compared going to West Ham with the London equivalent.

[TANGODANCER]

This is all slightly sad on your parts dont you think?

Its true that we are where we deserve to be at the moment but thats down to our players thinking they are big time charlies after just one season in the Prem and lets be fair anyone who knows anything about football knows that the second season back is always harder - after all the table does not lie. Its also true that you are having a great season - because you are a good team with a good manager players like Nolan, Speed are class and Sam seems to know the right boys to bring in - but are you really Champions League quality as a few posts on here suggest I think not ( I was hoping that you would get the champs league spot over Liverpool that was until you got smashed by them and after reading these posts I quite glad now )
So whats the point of all this slagging you beat us 4 - 0 at your plastic lifeless stadium I was there and full respect to the hammers fans still singing, chanting and doing the conga at 4 - 0, would your fans do the same? last year in the FA cup at our place you must have only brought about 300 fans down who sat lifeless not one poxy song, and your not really that much better when you play us in the league - I was there at Reading where we were stuffed by a very well organised, very good Reading team. Our fans did the very same thing sang all the way through. Our team who are shite because to be honest none are premiership quality. Are no reflection on the hammers fans or the clubs name or its history, so whats the point in petty handbag comments to the supporters, if your really that happy that we are going down e - mail the club and pass your points onto the players. But when all's said and done just remember that what goes around comes around and it might take a few seasons but at some point you might be struggling again at which time I will look out for the "Lets all laugh at Bolton" thread which will no doubt be plastered on here. I will round up my rant by pointing out that i'm sure if you were where we are plenty of teams would miss you as you do bring so much to the Premiership your ground which looks exactly the same as the JJB with no character and no atmosphere and a lot of empty seats, your fans with no passion and no voice even though your teams quality, and all from your tin pot town that is so boring and shite that the locals would rather go to Manchester to spend their money

Shame, you started off so very well then lost composure. If you think Bolton fans hate West Hame, you should hear what they think about Blackburn. All part of the game.