West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[Stevo]

we did you in the replay in the Cup so not all was lost.

Aye but we sent you down didn't we??

Pint of Bothered.

You're not bothered that you were relegated? You sat in Zen-like calm, never ever calling for Pardew's head, never wishing you were watching Hierro instead of Hayden Mullins? Good attitude, sir, you may need to call upon it again soon.

Incidentally, why are you lot so upset about not being able to buy alcohol at Tesco's on match days? Does swigging booze in car parks remind you of home, or help you to blot out the pointlessness of existence?

Hat off to you sir.

Surely there is no comeback to that?

Unless of course he calls you a c*nt.

[Stevo]

blah-blah-blah shit support blah-blah-blah your town is a shithole blah-blah-blah Tesco without beer on matchday blah-blah-blah plastic stadium blah-blah-blah hammer's great support bolton's is shite blah-blah-blah

You're too funny for this place you crazy West Ham guys! 70 new members from KUMB and they all just copy and paste the same crap from the first bloke.

Speaking of which, remind me...where are you lot in the league?

Truth hurts.

We are 18th you silly boy. But since when does that stand as the final position come May? F&ck me! You didn't see us gloat when we were 3rd on August 19th.

Silly boy? Wow, you're pulling out all the stops with the insults now. What's next...Mr Stinky Pants?

I'm clearly out of my depth wit wise with you here, eh?

Nah, would prefer to call you a c*nt but I'm not sure your under-11 swear-o-meter filter can handle such language. How's it go again, fecking? Weird.

[thebish]

Heh. Bolton Town or London? Yup, tough one to decide over.

not tough at all - depends where you live in London.. Which leafy, green part of London do you live in?? Just so we can make a proper comparison, like...

I currently live in St. Albans. Soon to be moving into London. What's to compare?

Ahhh - St Albans - so you live alongside all the ManU fans...

are you moving anywhere near Upton Park??

London's a big place y'know.... I've lived in several parts of London - currently I live in a very nice bit... but I did once live behind the gas-tanks in a squat by the Oval Cricket Ground - on the edge of Elephant and Castle (other side of the river) - Bolton wins by a mile..

I also lived in Wandsworth - again - Bolton wins by a mile

I have also lived in Kilburn - once again - Bolton has it hands down....

so, which bit of loverly Larndon are you moving to?? Are the streets paved with Golden Wonder?

[Stevo]

Heh. Bolton Town or London? Yup, tough one to decide over.

I know where your ground is, right next to Tesco's. (you're not allowed to buy alchohol on matchdays). For some mad reason I drove there and stayed in probably your only pub just outside of the Tesco's district. Can't remember the name, thankfully I've forgoten all about the sorry trip. Still, we did you in the replay in the Cup so not all was lost.

Aye but we sent you down didn't we??

Pint of Bothered.

You see, ever since that season, your lot have had this bitter obsession with us, when truth of the matter is you barely register on the radar of rivalries. In fact, you don't have a single one. Ohh I guess there's the famous Manchester United V Botlon derby. LOL

In all honesty, no one, not a single Club give a monkey's what you get up too as we all know it won't last.

As for us, well we are world renowned as the team who only lost the 2006 FA Cup on a lottery of penalties and took part in the most entertaining Cup Final in history. Only to be cheated out of a win in normal time due to Liverpool's typical win-at-all-cost football, near the end. I wouldn't dare swap that for your current position. Pride I think they call it.

World renowned in who's eye's? Your own at a guess, and I'll have a wager that more people have heard of us of late than yourselves, purely through the signings of Nakata, Anelka, Diouf, Okocha, but that's beside the point.

To not swop your position for ours? Bit daft really when we're not in trouble of falling from the top league in the country, but I hey what do I know having followed my team from the bottom division to where we are now, and being filled with immense pride at our position.

Ahh, the cup final, true you where the better team for a large part, but there you are showing a citeh-esc nmentality of clinging to the past - a past where you're about as successful as us I believe in competition's won?

Also who really gives a crap about West Ham? I prefer to hate Wolves and Tranmere, but its funny to laugh at the giants of East London struggle while little bolton go from strenght to strength under the mighty walrus

You really are clueless.


I'll admit though Wolves and Tranmere, sounds about your level, although I'm kind of doing a bit of a dis-service to Wolves there.


P.s. I forgot you won a European title, when comparing each other's "competition's won". You only had your first foray into Europe lat season, wasn't it? First time you've stepped out of Bolton so must of been quite an experience for your poor souls. Come back to me when you win the UEFA Cup on that score.

[americantrotter]

I hate to be an American in all of this, but

SCOREBOARD

[TANGODANCER]

Tell you how to get revenge Stevo (but don't let this lot know):

Start a thread "Bolton are failures, let's all laugh at them" on you Knees-up site. Be great for a laugh....one, then a couple of sniggers, two pages of profanity and thirty pages of silence. Then we'll all be equal again. There, that should do it.

[Gertie]

How cute, you want to discuss European adventures.

OK you start, how did it go again???

Lost
and
Lost

OK is it our turn now????

[David Lee's Hair]

You really are clueless.


I'll admit though Wolves and Tranmere, sounds about your level, although I'm kind of doing a bit of a dis-service to Wolves there.


P.s. I forgot you won a European title, when comparing each other's "competition's won". You only had your first foray into Europe lat season, wasn't it? First time you've stepped out of Bolton so must of been quite an experience for your poor souls. Come back to me when you win the UEFA Cup on that score.

As I said like City you're living in the past. Who honestly gives a crap about wwhat happened in the mid 60's? Ok you've won the Cup Winners Cup, and the FA Cup 3 times. We've won it 4 but I ain't bleating on about our past glories.

All that matters is the here and now.

So explain how that's clueless, and I'll explain how its not?

[knobpolisher]

St Albans is lovely, just thought I would mention it ! I have been in a pub, I think it was ST Albans, that was owned by the guy who played the gay actor type person in It ain't half hot mum. Can't remember his name but he sounded gay in real life.

Carry on with the abuse everyone !

[Stevo]

Heh. Bolton Town or London? Yup, tough one to decide over.

not tough at all - depends where you live in London.. Which leafy, green part of London do you live in?? Just so we can make a proper comparison, like...

I currently live in St. Albans. Soon to be moving into London. What's to compare?

Ahhh - St Albans - so you live alongside all the ManU fans...

are you moving anywhere near Upton Park??

London's a big place y'know.... I've lived in several parts of London - currently I live in a very nice bit... but I did once live behind the gas-tanks in a squat by the Oval Cricket Ground - on the edge of Elephant and Castle (other side of the river) - Bolton wins by a mile..

I also lived in Wandsworth - again - Bolton wins by a mile

I have also lived in Kilburn - once again - Bolton has it hands down....

so, which bit of loverly Larndon are you moving to?? Are the streets paved with Golden Wonder?

F&ck me! You a bloody Estate Agent or something? May move to Loughton.

And stop going on about Bolton being a better place than London, I can't think from all the laughter from people reading this drivel.

[thebish]

"aspertions"? I think you meant assertion.

actually - thinking about it Stevie-boy, do you think he might have meant nasturtiums?? They're great in hanging baskets - a beggar for aphids, though...



they're also great for casting, I believe....

[James B]

How cute, you want to discuss European adventures.

OK you start, how did it go again???

Lost
and
Lost

OK is it our turn now????

will be next year with any luck

while the aforementioned tranmere and wolves will likely to squaring up to the shammers and their bunch of deluded fans

life so sweet

[Stevo]

How cute, you want to discuss European adventures.

OK you start, how did it go again???

Lost
and
Lost

OK is it our turn now????

Err please, do please carry on with your European record then. Compare it to ours if you so wish, but as you brought it up it isn't going to me to blame for bringing up our past record, in comparison with Bolton's illustrious history abroad.

[thebish]

F&ck me! You a bloody Estate Agent or something? May move to Loughton.

And stop going on about Bolton being a better place than London, I can't think from all the laughter from people reading this drivel.

Loughton?? you can't be serious - the arse-end of Essex!!! That's right next door to Chigwell where Sharon and Tracey lived...

meet the new neighbours!!!

[Tombwfc]

For a grou of fans that alledgedly don't care about us. They sure do love inhibiting this place. I think we've got some admirers.

[Stevo]

How cute, you want to discuss European adventures.

OK you start, how did it go again???

Lost
and
Lost

OK is it our turn now????

will be next year with any luck

while the aforementioned tranmere and wolves will likely to squaring up to the shammers and their bunch of deluded fans

life so sweet

Who's deluded? I am fully aware just like many others that we could go down this season. I live in the real world and certainly don't get any delusions of grandure like you lot seem to be making out with your position now. Think on...


P.s. I'd rather be a "shammer" than a "pigs toe".

[Gertie]

Do the hell you like my dear boy, Stevo

I don't really give one, so waffle away to your little hearts content if that what makes you so warm and fuzzy.

I'm not into willy waving (unless of course it's Jussi's)

[Milky_Joe]

I've never understood why West Ham fans bring up trophies and such in discussions with us.

We have won the same number of major trophies.

We have the better league record.

But of course, being a London club, all of their wins must count double or something....

[James B]

How cute, you want to discuss European adventures.

OK you start, how did it go again???

Lost
and
Lost

OK is it our turn now????

Err please, do please carry on with your European record then. Compare it to ours if you so wish, but as you brought it up it isn't going to me to blame for bringing up our past record, in comparison with Bolton's illustrious history abroad.

when did you win the uefa cup? i'm not doubting it i just don't know, way before mine and your lifetime i would wager, so i couldn't give a f*ck, i do care about the fact that the way your club comes across in following football for the last 15 years one word sums you up neatly

jokers

[David Lee's Hair]

How cute, you want to discuss European adventures.

OK you start, how did it go again???

Lost
and
Lost

OK is it our turn now????

Err please, do please carry on with your European record then. Compare it to ours if you so wish, but as you brought it up it isn't going to me to blame for bringing up our past record, in comparison with Bolton's illustrious history abroad.

41 years ago you won a now defunct competiton well done