West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

There ARE other teams(we'd have no-one to play otherwise) and here's where all-comers can discuss the wider world of football......

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Post by BoltonBilly » Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:58 pm

Batman wrote:It'll be reet BoltonBilly. It'll be reet.
Oh I hope so, I'm just a natural born worrier. It just that whenever I see a worthy cause, something true and just, a thing that you think "Yeah that's right, if there is a god that that's what would happen" something happens. Don't put it passed the FA gifting them some points at the expense of some Northern Monkey Unfashionable Club.

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Post by warthog » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:52 pm

Wet Sham fans fighting amongst themselves now.

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=77458

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Post by Batman » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:55 pm

:lol:

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Post by CrazyHorse » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:43 pm

ozza wrote:were in the cheap seats m8, all working class and like a good dust up every now and then
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Post by Nozza » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:49 pm

Not as bad as booing your best player:

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=77423
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Post by warthog » Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:17 pm

Hoolio wrote:Not as bad as booing your best player:

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=77423
Reo-Coker got a big cheer and was applaused from the Dr Martens upper.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:37 pm

warthog wrote:
Hoolio wrote:Not as bad as booing your best player:

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=77423
Reo-Coker got a big cheer and was applaused from the Dr Martens upper.
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Post by Bwfcraig » Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:57 pm

The Spammers take Fulham's captain and still cant take 3 points, After the match Benayoun's response said it all. The pie eaters have a game in hand, 3 points away - Hammers for the championship!
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:04 pm

Bwfcraig wrote:The Spammers take Fulham's captain and still cant take 3 points, After the match Benayoun's response said it all. The pie eaters have a game in hand, 3 points away - Hammers for the championship!
Talking of which, they only sold him last week ... surely to God you'd have said "but he ain't playing next Saturday" !!
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Post by BoltonBilly » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:22 pm

A rather splendid fight back from The Toon yesterday, I thought the Spuds were going to close on us and offer The Shammers a life line at the same time, but Lady luck shined on the righteous. Ace!

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Post by David Lee's Hair » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:25 pm

Over at Upton Park and Alan Curbishley is banging his head against a brick wall for different reasons.

The West Ham boss has money to burn, but can't get a player to sign on the dotted line at present.

Ashley Young has already turned down the Premiership strugglers' advances and now the Express says that Arsenal's Lauren doesn't fancy a move to east London either.
From the Daily Tory-graph

Brilliant, even turned down by someone at Watford!!
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:26 pm

David Lee's Hair wrote:
Over at Upton Park and Alan Curbishley is banging his head against a brick wall for different reasons.

The West Ham boss has money to burn, but can't get a player to sign on the dotted line at present.

Ashley Young has already turned down the Premiership strugglers' advances and now the Express says that Arsenal's Lauren doesn't fancy a move to east London either.
From the Daily Tory-graph

Brilliant, even turned down by someone at Watford!!
Maybe he should look within his fantastic youth team?
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Post by warthog » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:46 pm

David Lee's Hair wrote:
Over at Upton Park and Alan Curbishley is banging his head against a brick wall for different reasons.

The West Ham boss has money to burn, but can't get a player to sign on the dotted line at present.

Ashley Young has already turned down the Premiership strugglers' advances and now the Express says that Arsenal's Lauren doesn't fancy a move to east London either.
From the Daily Tory-graph

Brilliant, even turned down by someone at Watford!!
What did we tell them last week?
No doubt the escaped garden gnome, now residing as your chairman, will be attempting to buy you out of trouble, but this may prove difficult, as no one in their right mind will want to sign for you.
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:51 am

Just signed Neill and Davenport

IMO cr@p defenders both of them - that'lll help the cause then!! :lol:

Allegedly they're paying Neill a stupid amount of money too, just to stop him going to Liverpool. He's obviously an ambitious lad then!!
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Post by James B » Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:58 am

neill is ok, dirty bas though, can't find a report on him joining yet mind

not seen davenport much but spurs fans don't seem to rate him

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:43 am

Neill could play in the champs league or earn twice as much in a relegation battle

he chose Wham

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Post by Raven » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:04 pm

I saw Davenport quite a bit at Cov and nowt to get excited about

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:32 pm

Calum Davenport to the Spammers till 2010.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I wouldn't want him in my team until half seven!
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Post by H. Pedersen » Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:57 am

Neill is a complete retard. Liverpool will be thanking their lucky stars they didn't sign somebody that unambitious. Blackburn are nothing special (expecially from the spot :twisted: ) but I can't believe anybody would trade the captaincy there for a relegation battle at West Ham.

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:40 am

Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:Calum Davenport to the Spammers till 2010.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I wouldn't want him in my team until half seven!
careful, future England World Cup winning Captain you're talking about there

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