TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:24 pm

Willy Wonka - sheep bonker

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Post by thebish » Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:21 pm

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did the turf move for you, darling?

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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:46 am

Cut adrift by his Shepherd, this Shearer has resorted to making public appearances at rural shows.

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Post by Gertie » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:51 am

Blackburn revisit Steven King

The Sheepshag Redemption
Nobody puts Baby in a corner

www.can-i-see.blogspot.com

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Post by thebish » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:43 am

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Half-time entertainment at Ewood Park:
Pin the tail on the sheep... (except they got it wrong and blind-folded the sheep...)
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Post by keveh » Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:07 am

A rare photo of the scandal surrounding the Blackburn arranged marriages.

In this photo you can see how the inbred male is enjoying his big day, whilst the bride is blindfolded and caged awaiting the ceremony.

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Post by Backgammon » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:32 pm

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Despite shaving her wool, donning the scarecrow's suit and balancing on two hoofs, Betty failed to fool anyone and was slaughtered that afternoon.
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:14 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Willy Wonka - sheep bonker
it's short, it rhymes, it wins.

over to you Marvin the Martian

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:15 pm

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The Posh and Becks of Cardiff!
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:16 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Image

The Posh and Becks of Cardiff!
your entry was too late. Story of your life eh Soldier?

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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:40 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:Willy Wonka - sheep bonker
it's short, it rhymes, it wins.

over to you Marvin the Martian
Blimey O'Reilly! Thanks, CWE.

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Post by boltonboris » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:48 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:Willy Wonka - sheep bonker
it's short, it rhymes, it wins.

over to you Marvin the Martian
Blimey O'Reilly! Thanks, CWE.

Next up...

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Van Nistelrooy had grown tired of carrying his team mates

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Post by blurred » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:49 pm

Apparently he got the carthorse on 'higher purchase'

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Post by thebish » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:06 pm

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and a bottle of sherry for the ladies..

Blimey! looks like we overdid the sherry...

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Post by Gertie » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:36 pm

The shocking photos Robbie Savage in freak broken leg accident
Nobody puts Baby in a corner

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:41 pm

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DROP THE DEAD DONKEY.
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?

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Post by Batman » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:41 pm

Paul Warhurst never knew the reasons behind his bad back.......

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Post by David Lee's Hair » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:50 pm

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David Dunn realised he may have gained a few pounds too much weight

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Post by Porrohman » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:07 pm

Royal Mails new state of the art delivery system runs into trouble. :roll:

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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:18 pm

Ibrahim's poor grasp of English saw him take Baracuda's lyrics,

"Put your ass, in the air
Oh put, put your, put your ass up in the air.
Put your ass up in the air oohohohoh "

a bit too literally.

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