TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:02 pm

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The Iranians first attempt to launch a donkey into space by using 20000 pounds of high explosive failed miserably!!
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Post by thebish » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:51 pm

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the Hunt for Mario Jardel continues.....
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:17 pm

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:36 pm

As Mohammed Ibn Archimedes said: Give me a lever long enough with a fulcrum and I can move my ass.
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Post by americantrotter » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:37 pm

Even without orange vests you can still tell the work of Government workers.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:42 pm

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Serious B.O problem? Try Sure for Men!!
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:04 pm

World's Strongest Invisible Man. First Round: The Donkey Lift.
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:45 pm

And the WINNER is:

thebish

for 'and a bottle of sherry for the ladies..'

(I didn't give a Castlemaine XXXX for the other entries.)

Congratulations, your Holiness.
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Post by thebish » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:19 pm

Why, thank you Green One...

I thought this still had plenty of mileage in it - from Sluffy's thread about Sam's Book...

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Post by David Lee's Hair » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:21 pm

Sams debut at the Paris Fashion show went ddowwn badly
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:30 pm

The Reebok android, designed to handle the post-match interviews with the BBC, passed it's first field test on the vacuous smile capability.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:40 pm

thebish wrote:Why, thank you Green One...

I thought this still had plenty of mileage in it - from Sluffy's thread about Sam's Book...

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Not noticing someone has plugged him into the mains, Sam prepares to switch on his battery operated underwear.
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:11 pm

If it helped to expose the Reebok mole, Allardyce was willing to be the honey trap.
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Post by Gravedigger » Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:49 pm

Getting Sam to smile costs the Reebok £10 on electric bill. 8)
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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:24 pm

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Sam Allardyce, football manager. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic centre-half. Sam Allardyce will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
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Post by Little Green Man » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:30 pm

Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Sigue Sigue Sputnik's Tony James.
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:37 pm

Allardyce's decision-making depends almost entirely on Prozone, even in his sex life. All with the same aim, of course - clean sheets.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:50 pm

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"Then me mum said if I push the right buttons on this box, it opens letting me get me dinner money out. Only the last time I tried it, that utter rotter Pearce and his pal Hughes nick it while I was ordering!! Which if funny because me real money ye, is in me back pocket. What they took wasn't worth shite!"
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Post by thebish » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:14 pm

LGM made me chuckle with his SSS reference (old-timer!) and SOTWA nearly nicked it with his late-entry stream of consciousness...

but the winner is COMMIE:

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Sam Allardyce, football manager. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic centre-half. Sam Allardyce will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:55 am

cheers Bish, you Crazy Fool!!....



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