West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

"Lord knows how many chances"?? Well being omniscient, I would hope so, but it doesn't take the Almighty to know we actually created 3 clear chances, only 2 of which we on target and one we score and the other the keeper saved in slow-mo.

P*ssing rain? Damp but not a downpour.

Possession ? Leave it to demons, we need goals.

Omniscient? Thought you were "omnipotent"

as a god, and the Almighty, one would hope your Lord is capable of omnipotence, omnipresence and omniscience - being capable of all things, in all places at all times and knowing all.

Are you related by any chance?

[communistworkethic]

surely we are all related???? Or is that just Blackburn?

[TANGODANCER]

Hear they just signed Donna Summers. Figure it out.

[Zulus Thousand of em]

I just read this whole thread on KUMB - and I'm still amazed. Who do these nice people think they are?

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php ... sc&start=0

[Dujon]

I just trawled through that thread, Zulu, and cannot really find much to criticise. As best I can see most of them are just about reconciled to relegation and the odd one or two think that the London press journos are all 'ammers at 'art. Maybe they are and maybe they aren't but, after all, WHU is a London club - well, one of 'em - so you can expect them to receive more coverage than Bolton, Birmingham and Blackburn.

Surely their rants are no worse than those that appear here from time to time?

[Nozza]

The media don't love West Ham.

[Zulus Thousand of em]

I just trawled through that thread, Zulu, and cannot really find much to criticise. As best I can see most of them are just about reconciled to relegation and the odd one or two think that the London press journos are all 'ammers at 'art. Maybe they are and maybe they aren't but, after all, WHU is a London club - well, one of 'em - so you can expect them to receive more coverage than Bolton, Birmingham and Blackburn.

Surely their rants are no worse than those that appear here from time to time?

I still think they're a bunch of nice people! (It's not my fault, it's the law.)

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

I did enjoy this post:

i don't know about us being perceived as a big club, but west ham are possibly the country's biggest underachievers, which makes us pretty loveable (well, we are, aren't we?) to neutrals. i don't know about this "everyone's favourite second club" stuff, but certainly it appears that outside of london we're not really that detested and although you might get your leg pulled for it, saying you're a west ham fan carries a certain kudos for some reason (knowing about football, how it should be played, blah, blah...possibly). this added to the fact that west ham are sometimes such an unmitigated disaster both on and off the field means that the interest is always going to be big (it's also good for clichéd eastender/soap opera references).

[Dujon]

I still think they're a bunch of tw*ts! (It's not my fault, it's the law.)

[Batman]

i don't know about us being perceived as a big club, but west ham are possibly the country's biggest underachievers, which makes us pretty loveable (well, we are, aren't we?) to neutrals. i don't know about this "everyone's favourite second club" stuff, but certainly it appears that outside of london we're not really that detested and although you might get your leg pulled for it, saying you're a west ham fan carries a certain kudos for some reason (knowing about football, how it should be played, blah, blah...possibly). this added to the fact that west ham are sometimes such an unmitigated disaster both on and off the field means that the interest is always going to be big (it's also good for clichéd eastender/soap opera references).

[Bruce Rioja]

I did enjoy this post:

i don't know about us being perceived as a big club, but west ham are possibly the country's biggest underachievers, which makes us pretty loveable (well, we are, aren't we?) to neutrals. i don't know about this "everyone's favourite second club" stuff, but certainly it appears that outside of london we're not really that detested and although you might get your leg pulled for it, saying you're a west ham fan carries a certain kudos for some reason (knowing about football, how it should be played, blah, blah...possibly). this added to the fact that west ham are sometimes such an unmitigated disaster both on and off the field means that the interest is always going to be big (it's also good for clichéd eastender/soap opera references).

You couldn't make it up. They really just don't see it, do they?!

[communistworkethic]

I was sure he must have. You surely can't write that and not intend it to be tongue in cheek??? You can't write it and not think, "what I've written completely supports point I'm trying to argue against"????????

West Ham - nice people of the highest order.

[Batman]

I did enjoy this post:

i don't know about us being perceived as a big club, but west ham are possibly the country's biggest underachievers, which makes us pretty loveable (well, we are, aren't we?) to neutrals. i don't know about this "everyone's favourite second club" stuff, but certainly it appears that outside of london we're not really that detested and although you might get your leg pulled for it, saying you're a west ham fan carries a certain kudos for some reason (knowing about football, how it should be played, blah, blah...possibly). this added to the fact that west ham are sometimes such an unmitigated disaster both on and off the field means that the interest is always going to be big (it's also good for clichéd eastender/soap opera references).

You couldn't make it up. They really just don't see it, do they?!

They really are so far up their own arse they can't see that the whole nation is laughing as they throw bad money after bad money..........


Upson
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Curbishley
Nosferatu

[Porrohman]

I did enjoy this post:

i don't know about us being perceived as a big club, but west ham are possibly the country's biggest underachievers, which makes us pretty loveable (well, we are, aren't we?) to neutrals. i don't know about this "everyone's favourite second club" stuff, but certainly it appears that outside of london we're not really that detested and although you might get your leg pulled for it, saying you're a west ham fan carries a certain kudos for some reason (knowing about football, how it should be played, blah, blah...possibly). this added to the fact that west ham are sometimes such an unmitigated disaster both on and off the field means that the interest is always going to be big (it's also good for clichéd eastender/soap opera references).

You couldn't make it up. They really just don't see it, do they?!

They really are so far up their own arse they can't see that the whole nation is laughing as they throw bad money after bad money..........


Upson
Spector
Green
Carroll
Curbishley
Nosferatu

You missed Mary Poppins.

[Batman]

:edit:

Mary Poppins

[jmjhb]

Upson injured already!

[jmjhb]

And now they're 1-0 down...

[Batman]

Carew is tearing them apart apparently

[Soldier_Of_The_White_Army]

[Batman]

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