West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

There ARE other teams(we'd have no-one to play otherwise) and here's where all-comers can discuss the wider world of football......

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Post by InsaneApache » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:23 pm

Of course it helps, from a televisual point of view, that the Icelandic biscuit millionaire is a dead ringer for Elmer Fudd.
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Post by cowdrill » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:46 pm

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Of course it helps, from a televisual point of view, that the Icelandic biscuit millionaire is a dead ringer for Elmer Fudd.
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Post by warthog » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:16 pm

A couple of touching pictures showing team unity at the Shammers. Presumably Spector has spilled Carroll's pint.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:02 pm

Did you see Carroll having a pop at Craig Bellamy last week for going for a ball that he'd every right to go for? If you don't want the Forward to go for the loose ball, Carroll, don't drop the fecking thing in the first place you butter-fingered prick.

Is there a more inept tosser, labouring under the misapprehension that he's a decent 'keeper than Roy Carroll, in the whole of football?

P.S. The pulling of a players own socks over his knees is the gayest thing since Steve Coppell.
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:50 am

West Ham have also crossed swords with Fulham who are furious they reneged on a deal not to play Luis Boa Morte when the clubs met in January. (Express)
Not that it made any odds, in the end I did think, at the time, that Fulham may as well have held onto him for another couple of days. I assume these nod & wink agreements aren't worth the paper they're not written on ... but " ... very naughty 'ammers, very naughty".
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Post by boltonboris » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:41 am

Is that just the campest stand off, you've ever seen in Football??

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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:17 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 320267.stm

Their hope to use the new Olympic staium by 2012 has gone tits-up.

Now, am I alone in thinking that this & the subsequent sale of land it would release may have been part of Eggert Magnusson's plans in buying them ???
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:41 pm

Perish the very thought!!

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bobo the clown wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 320267.stm

Their hope to use the new Olympic staium by 2012 has gone tits-up.

Now, am I alone in thinking that this & the subsequent sale of land it would release may have been part of Eggert Magnusson's plans in buying them ???

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Post by cowdrill » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:14 pm

West Ham 0 - Watford 1




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Post by James B » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:35 pm

lucas neill hobbles off again

they really can't afford not to win this one i reckon

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:37 pm

That massive club, West Ham losing? I don't believe it. Surely a wrong score.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:15 pm

Whammer wrote:We're making Watford look like Brazil.

We are getting outplayed by a team thats a bunch of 2nd rate f**king pub players
we thought we had it bad struggling to beat Watford, the KUMB lot are resigned to relegation already

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Post by James B » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:21 pm

harewood misses a pen :laugh:

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:22 pm

West Ham have just missed a penalty!!!

You just couldn't make this stuff up!!

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Post by James B » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:22 pm

F*CKING C*NT

I F*CKING HATE HAREWOOD

HE'S A F&CKING TW*T

F*CK OFF
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:23 pm

#DOWN WITH THE WIGAN, THEY'RE GOING DOWN WITH THE WIGAN#

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Post by James B » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:44 pm

benayoun pushing cavalli off the pitch when he was wasting time coming off

shammers cheering quashie going off the pitch

such a lovely club

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:48 pm

has anyone noticed that the bbc website is being updated by a

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