West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[bw@bw]

Another gem from KUMB.

How many players do we want to keep or will stay? The problem is we have already a championship squad on premiership money and when chelsea , arsenal manu come knocking how are we going to keep our superstars?

Which fecking superstars will they be then?

Which of the Sham supertstars would anybody else want???????????????????????????/

[bobo the clown]

Fair Play, Tango ... but I'd rather just tell Louise Taylor to feck-off, to be honest.

[officer_dibble]

MOTD was hilarious

the penalty

Zamora's miss (how does it go - if your sat in row z and the balls just hit your head its zamora?)

Tevez's miss - a f**kin open goal, and that speed demon malky mackay got back to clear

Mahon not getting sent off

Harewoods penner (he is a goomba from the mario bros film)

Zamora at the end

Etheringtons pass

bye bye!!!

[James B]

if wiggun hang on here they are so f*cked

[warthog]

if wiggun hang on here they are so f*cked

Then if Watford beat Wigan and Charlton beat West Ham, the shammers will be bottom.

[communistworkethic]

is it me or has NOBODY said that wet spam are "too good to go down"??

[InsaneApache]

West Ham are too good to go down.

There that should do it. The kiss of death.

[Batman]

Too good to go..........

[Moral Eclipse]

lol Zamora took it off the keeper and still couldn't score.

[Batman]

LADIES AND GERMS WE ARE OVER A THOUSAND REPLIES!

[communistworkethic]

West Ham are too good to go down.

There that should do it. The kiss of death.

well I was more pointing to the fact that EVERYONE can see they are total shite.

but any kiss of death is welcome as far as Wet Spamare concerned.

[Batman]

A personal visit to Upton Park in May is becoming a must.

[hisroyalgingerness]

I was going to suggest going en masse with flat caps, pipes and "cry at the reebok" t-shirts

[Batman]

I'm in if you fancy it son.

[James B]

if the tw bods can create a "West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!" t-shirt i'm a definite for going down to upton in it

would cover it up outside the ground though, i value my teeth

[Batman]

Perhaps a TW outing, I wonder what a minibus would cost to Upton Park and back, surely cheaper than the coach, that would be a superb day out.

Banners, Flags, all sorts.


Fooking amazing!

[Crouch > Davies]

If they can reach a lower point than yesterday then they really, really are fooked!

[warthog]

Some gems from Kumb, as they discuss which relegation was worse

It's all about perspective, but can you foresee anything over the remainder of the season that will hurt more than Okocha's goal back in 2003? It only hurts when you have hope, which I don't.

I think the main reason we are hurting so much is that expectations were so high (maybe unrealistically) after last season.
I really did think that West Ham-especially when Eggy came in-had turned the corner and that we were going to be challenging the 'big 4'.
As it turns out we are more of a joke than we've ever been.

Amen to that

Delusion with a dusting of paranoia.

Arsenal will throw the game today. They want to see the back of us, (Eggy new ground etc) I predict Arsenal 0 Wigan 1. Wait and see.

Ditto and who else felt that Spuds threw the game yesterday too?

If Arsenal can ruin our season they will.
They managed to lose to Leeds and let Bolton come back to draw to put us down last time.

[Bruce Rioja]

Perhaps a TW outing, I wonder what a minibus would cost to Upton Park and back, surely cheaper than the coach, that would be a superb day out.

Banners, Flags, all sorts.


Fooking amazing!

Doesn't FD sort coaches out, or am I confusing him with someone else? Anyway, I'd be up for it. I even know a chippy near to the ground that serves gravy, so add to the flat-caps a tray of chips and gravy. We can take some tins of Boddies along, too.

[Batman]

I'm serious about this, this would be an awesome TW event.