West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

James B · Post by **James B** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:54 am

a last minute joint og from lucas neill and matt upson as they both collide into the ball and each other (breaking each others legs naturally) for us to win 1-0 and send them down infront of their muggy, loudmouth deluded set of cockney twerps would be good

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:29 pm

Another Gary Speed bicycle kick to send them down.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:30 pm

An own goal would be superb.

Perhaps one each from Tevez, Reo Coker, Harewood, Upson, Neill, Konchesky etc etc

that would split my fecking sides

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:53 pm

http://www.football365.com/story/0,1703 ... 42,00.html

Anton Ferdinand's car has been attacked by vandals but the defender doesn't think West Ham fans were responsible.

The Baby Bentley had a window smashed while it was parked outside his east London home and comes just a week after furious fans confronted striker Marlon Harewood following the 1-0 Premiership defeat to Watford.

Ferdinand was also to blame for the loss as he gave away the spot-kick that handed the Hornets the crucial triumph during the relegation showdown.

The 21-year-old said in the Daily Mirror: "It happened outside my house. I normally keep my car in a locked garage but on this occasion I parked up outside my house and I went upstairs only briefly to get something.

"I must have only left it for a few minutes, if that. But when I came down the window was smashed.

"There was no indication that it was West Ham fans, I have to say. As far as I was concerned it never even occurred to me that it might be West Ham fans.

"I really don't think it was. I think it might just have been kids or something. Harewood was confronted by finger-jabbing fans in his car as he was leaving Upton Park last Saturday. He too has sought to play down the incident.

With the Hammers third from bottom and without a win since their shock 1-0 victory over Manchester United in December, there are fears supporters are taking their frustrations too far.

Skipper Nigel Reo-Coker clashed with fans who criticised him at the end of the FA Cup fourth round defeat against Watford in January.

But West Ham are keen to play down a rift between the players and the fans. A spokeswoman said: "We do not believe the incident was connected with West Ham fans.

"We believe it was an isolated incident and we have treated it as such."

Salt of the fackin erf !

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:58 pm

Batman wrote:http://www.football365.com/story/0,1703 ... uote]Anton Ferdinand's car has been attacked by vandals but the defender doesn't think West Ham fans were responsible.

But West Ham are keen to play down a rift between the players and the fans. A spokeswoman said: "We do not believe the incident was connected with West Ham fans.

"We believe it was an isolated incident and we have treated it as such."

Salt of the fackin erf ![/quote]
Absolutely ... parked down in East London, clearly a bunch of the Peterbrorough Crew. Or those rough-heads from Darlington.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:06 pm

more reason to hate the tw@ts....

"celebrity" "fan"

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2007/ ... _hams.html

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:31 pm

Just in case anyone is feeling sorry for them yet. this is the take of one of their morons today.

noticed its all the 2 bob clubs who cant fill there grounds ie blackburn bolton wigan surely boro will follow suit

Bastards, let's see how many they get if they do a Forest.

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:05 pm

communistworkethic wrote:more reason to hate the tw@ts....

"celebrity" "fan"

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2007/ ... _hams.html

Blimey, talk about purple prose.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:37 pm

On KUMB when I popped on today.

These lot really do seem in shite ....

Trevor Brooking told CurbishleyDean Ashton was looking complaining about the clique (Ferdinand, Reo-Cocker & Harewood) last summer. He was the first person to raise issues with the bling boys and who we all mocked him then but maybe he had something after all.

The club is a state - 3 players spent the whole of last week in rehab.
Etherington was today telling the squad he is an addict and needs the support of his team-mates.
Carroll has apparently said he wants to kill himself!
Not sure who the third player is yet.

Teddy Sherringham took £38k from Carroll and Matty in a card school and even though Pardew knew it was going on let it continue.

Liverpool tried to offload Bellamy to us too - till the summer - on Saturday evening.

And then last week after the Watford defeat Quashie said Anton should apologise to players/fans regards the penalty. They got quite heated and it ended with some of Anton's 'mates' hanging about outside when Quashie came through. You couldn't make it up. He says his curbs is sorting them out.

Also, Upson does have a clause but it states it's triggered at £6m and we think no-one will pay that for him, and he would be happy to stay if (when) we go down!

Curbs reckons he had minor issues with Fortune, Euell and that Jerome Thomas at Charlton, but nothing like this.

He said he thought with the situation with the players was bad, but, over the summer, Pardew was mental to bring in Cole, who he says overall isn't a bad lad but is so easily led and jumps in to situations without thinking."

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:42 pm

The club is a state - 3 players spent the whole of last week in rehab.

Pure gold!

Look on the bright side guys, at least you won the world cup!

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:02 pm

fuk me if any of that is true its so funny

rehab!

ferdinands mates waiting to 'do' quashie in!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:32 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:more reason to hate the tw@ts....

"celebrity" "fan"

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2007/ ... _hams.html
Blimey, talk about purple prose.

Monty, you really need to have seen this guy to understand the sheer level of ...er... twattishness.. that this guy achieves. He is feted as the "enfant terrible" of British comedy by TV execs,all of whom seem oblivious to him being a cock and having viewing figures like a programme on the sexually transmitted diseases of earwigs aired at 2.30 am on BBC2.

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:39 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:more reason to hate the tw@ts....

"celebrity" "fan"

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2007/ ... _hams.html
Blimey, talk about purple prose.
Monty, you really need to have seen this guy to understand the sheer level of ...er... twattishness.. that this guy achieves. He is feted as the "enfant terrible" of British comedy by TV execs,all of whom seem oblivious to him being a cock and having viewing figures like a programme on the sexually transmitted diseases of earwigs aired at 2.30 am on BBC2.

Naturally I've never heard of him and didn't realize he was a comedian - figured he was some kind of overblown language champion of the Pseudo-intellectual Society - I mean the following, one small example, is a bit much on an empty stomach:

"...stark moment of clarity, too visually shrill to acknowledge but unignorable in its primary coloured boldness. As cruel as the blossoming beauty of an adolescent daughter to the eye of her menopausal mother - indecent, vicious nature with her calamitous, indifferent tricks."

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:03 pm

He makes himself to be a latter-day dandy. "Verbosity" could have been invented for him.

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:01 pm

he's about as funny as AIDS too

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:05 pm

cowdrill wrote:he's about as funny as AIDS too

I should think he is fairly incomprehensible if he talks like he writes (and you call me bad).

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:12 pm

ahh he's just a prat

on a better note Wigan are essentially SEVEN points clear of the cockerney wazocks (due to goal diff.)

your goin darrrrn you fackin cockney waaaaaankaa's

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:23 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
cowdrill wrote:he's about as funny as AIDS too
I should think he is fairly incomprehensible if he talks like he writes (and you call me bad).

I'm sure you'll find a 'UTube' of him.

The first 15 seconds can appear refreshing & witty. It's just that this is ALL he does.

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:44 pm

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=80723

Seems they've all given up!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:46 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=80723

Seems they've all given up!

IF???? IF they go down??????

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