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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:15 am

hisroyalgingerness wrote:tim burton's planet of the apes...

so, so close to being amazing. tim roth and burton's bird were amazing in it - shame about wahlberg and estella warren
and the ending, ace
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I'm not following you. Do you think it was a shit remake or an ace one?
Me, I though it was a fine film.

How about the remake of psycho with Vince Vaughn? Terrible film.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:23 am

CrazyHorse wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:tim burton's planet of the apes...

so, so close to being amazing. tim roth and burton's bird were amazing in it - shame about wahlberg and estella warren
and the ending, ace
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I'm not following you. Do you think it was a shit remake or an ace one?
Me, I though it was a fine film.

How about the remake of psycho with Vince Vaughn? Terrible film.
i enjoyed it on the whole but wahlberg nearly destroyed it, personalityless feck*
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:27 am

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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:36 am

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Amytiville Horror
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Post by Lennon » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:38 am

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:45 am

Even with classic masterpieces there's always someone who thinks they can do it better. At best they're only copying.
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Post by ifeelgoodiknewiwould » Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:57 am

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Post by Daxter » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:03 pm

Tv Burp, not funny.

Batman as Batman. Shit remake.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:03 pm

ifeelgoodiknewiwould wrote:
cowdrill wrote:Harry Hills TV Burp 8)


the only decent show ITV have had since Rising Damp back in 1975
"An Audience with Harry Hill" was one of the funniest things ever on TV - normally those "audience with" programmes are total garbage.

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Not Freddie's legs. Willie Morgan's or Frank Worthington's possibly - not that I'm an expert on professional footballer's legs, you understand. :oops:

Here's a good example of how people's tastes vary. I have never seen anything remotely funny in Harry Hill - and yet I accept that many think he's the Mutt's Nuts. Must be going over my head.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:05 pm

daxter15 wrote:Batman as Batman. Shit remake.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:00 pm

Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote: Here's a good example of how people's tastes vary. I have never seen anything remotely funny in Harry Hill - and yet I accept that many think he's the Mutt's Nuts. Must be going over my head.
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Post by InsaneApache » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:32 pm

Harry Hill is about as funny as having your piles removed with a pair of rusty pig castrators. As for TV burp......mindless crap.

His dad wasn't funny either. :twisted:
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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:48 pm

InsaneApache wrote:Harry Hill is about as funny as having your piles removed with a pair of rusty pig castrators. As for TV burp......mindless crap.

His dad wasn't funny either. :twisted:
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:26 pm

InsaneApache wrote:Harry Hill is about as funny as having your piles removed with a pair of rusty pig castrators. As for TV burp......mindless crap.

His dad wasn't funny either. :twisted:
I smell a poll 8)
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Post by ifeelgoodiknewiwould » Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:30 pm

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:48 pm

Bloody good guess!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:52 pm

Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:Bloody good guess!
Hey, Z. Is it true they're doing a remake of Zulu with Leonardo de Crappio as Bromhead ? :mrgreen:
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Post by InsaneApache » Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:09 pm

and Lee Evans as Lieutenant Chard. :mrgreen:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:34 pm

InsaneApache wrote:and Lee Evans as Lieutenant Chard. :mrgreen:
And Jim Carrey as Hook. Oh, dear, oh dear. :twisted:
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:35 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Zulus! Thousand of 'em! wrote:Bloody good guess!
Hey, Z. Is it true they're doing a remake of Zulu with Leonardo de Crappio as Bromhead ? :mrgreen:
All this nonsense first started when it was announced that I had been officially named as Leonardo DiCaprio's body double. Honestly, the fuss! :roll:
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