West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:10 pm

JEE-SUS

Fookin Spammers

Just when you think they cannot get any more weird............

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:23 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:Can that possibly be real....?

I don't think so since that issue is on their site and the article above on the Olympics is legit. Must be photoshop.

NumptyNumbNuts · Post by **NumptyNumbNuts** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:27 am

bobo the clown wrote:
David Lee's Hair wrote:Tevez over Benayoun for me, just the sort of player Sam thrives at getting back to his best - totally unrealistic though!!

Realistically though, Ashton in an instant Agree.

None of the rest
I have a good view of Ashton also, but Sam had many chances when he was at Crewe & didn't take them.Interestingly the KUMB site, when not being all 'cheeky-cockney chimney-sweepish' or downright abusive, has a debate on him. They clearly rate him ... he's done no wrong for them ... but there is a view that as he's not that fast, & as he's a target-man ... it means their whole form of playing is dictated by his presence & it prevents a flowing game.

Don't we have someone like that already ???

Sam tried to sign Ashton from Crewe but couldn't raise/justify the £2m asking price.

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:21 am

I think Ashton will b one of the ones they will try and keep, have to twist his arm with a northern life and premiership fotball. Even then though he is English and will cost lots.

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:46 am

Is Aston really worth all the hype? Am I right in thinking he has yet to have a full season in the premiership? And lets not forget that he hasn't played a single game this season.

I wouldn't say Ashton is an attractive purchase for any club at the moment...

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:21 am

Backgammon wrote:Is Aston really worth all the hype? Am I right in thinking he has yet to have a full season in the premiership? And lets not forget that he hasn't played a single game this season.

I wouldn't say Ashton is an attractive purchase for any club at the moment...

...and soon to be relegated twice in 3 years ... this time without playing a game !!

James B · Post by **James B** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:35 am

he got relegated with a poor norwich side after joining them halfway through the season and played a big part in nearly keeping them up when they looked dead

as has been said he's one person who can't be blamed for the awesome err i mean terrible things that have happened at upton park this season

he'd be a good buy but if we bought any big name striker you'd wonder which of the 3 he'd displace, he's better than davies imo (flame on) but davo has just signed a nice new contract, and anelka and diouf won't be kicked out of the team for him

and then there's the injury worries

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:10 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 410753.stm

I like the quote from the boards "lets get it over and done with now so we can look forward to next season"

yeah, playing fecking grimsby

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:16 pm

Great quote from Curbs along the lines of "A points deduction would be disastrous for us." No shit, Sherlock?

Never mind, it'll give them all something to blame.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:18 pm

http://www.premierleague.com/fapl.rac?c ... yCode=News

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:23 pm

It just gets better.

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:24 pm

Little Green Man wrote:http://www.premierleague.com/fapl.rac?c ... yCode=News

The rule breached states: "No Club shall enter into a contract which enables any other party to that contract to acquire the ability materially to influence its policies or the performance of its teams in League Matches or in any of the competitions set out in Rule E.10."

Well, the Argentinians certainly influenced the performance of the team - they sucked from that point on but I'm not sure that was the intent of the rule.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:30 pm

And meanwhile the eel munchers fiddle whilst Rome burns. They are debating the fact that their kit next season will be supplied by Umbro.

I have been reliably informed by my Umbro contact that there will be some minor adjustments to the home shirt that has been shown. The sleeves are set to be less 'jazzy'.

That's right, and they won't have Premier League badges on them either.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:52 pm

The new away kit should look good at Glanford Park next season.

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:53 pm

Aw c'mon guys this is not funny. Points deducted after the season that WHUFC have had, is a real crying shame.

No it's not, it's just so much better than mere words can express.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:42 pm

I say deduct them from them next year, stop the nice people coming back up.

Milky_Joe · Post by **Milky_Joe** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:13 pm

I can just imagine the deluded muppets convincing themselves that their eventual relegation will have been completely down to the points deduction (should it happen), and not down to them being woeful all season.

Dr Hotdog · Post by **Dr Hotdog** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:12 pm

this is seriously the greatest thread in the history of the internet message board.

genius!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:13 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 410753.stm

I like the quote from the boards "lets get it over and done with now so we can look forward to next season"

yeah, playing fecking grimsby

Aye I read that at work before, nearly shat myself

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:17 pm

I love how the media are clamouring round to condemn them. after all, a premier league club allegedly breaking the rules, that's gotta be worth a panorama special right?

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