West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:18 pm

Tossers, I was hoping they would deduct every point gained whilst fielding the two Argies, but that would only work out to be about 2 points anyway

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:22 pm

Hey Hoolio, you Mackems have just got a mention on KUMB!

"We've got to get our pride back, we've got to get some results and we've got to get some performances and we've got to start on Sunday," he (Curbishley) told reporters. This must be what it was like being Sunderland under McCarthy.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:39 am

West Ham defender Matthew Upson's comment on dressing room unrest is "You don't have to like people you work with, just respect what they do". (Mail)

With friends like these...............

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:17 pm

Batman wrote:Tossers, I was hoping they would deduct every point gained whilst fielding the two Argies, but that would only work out to be about 2 points anyway

Does anyone else think it's a little strange that they are only now looking into this once SPAM are almost certainly getting relegated anyway!

I wonder if it would have come out if they looked like they could avoid relegation and sitting in 16th place?

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:03 pm

The Shammers are now bottom of the league.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:05 pm

warthog wrote:The Shammers are now bottom of the league.

God is good!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:12 pm

Found this little gem posted by a Sun-sport reader:

There is a new claret and blue Oxo cube on the market; it's called "laughing- stock"

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:14 pm

warthog wrote:The Shammers are now bottom of the league.

Thank you Jesus !

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:22 pm

West Ham bottom, Leeds bottom

HAPPY DAYS!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:23 pm

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:24 pm

and City fourth bottom. Looking at their and Charlton's fixtures it's quite possible for the massives to go down.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:25 pm

x 500

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:31 pm

warthog wrote:and City fourth bottom. Looking at their and Charlton's fixtures it's quite possible for the massives to go down.

Plus Reading losing and Everton only managing a draw against Sheff Utd. Not a bad weekend at all, and we haven't kicked a ball yet!

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:00 pm

You could release this thread as a book about the worst team in the premier league's season...'fall from grace' or summink? or 'world cup winners to championship shambles'?

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:01 pm

Batman wrote:

x 500

x 276,902

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:02 pm

Today was outstanding, all the results went our way.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:55 am

Donkey Face really doesn't give a toss

ANTON FERDINAND shamefully LIED to West Ham after flying halfway round the world for a boozy all-night party in America.

The England Under-21 star abused a four-day break to party with pals until dawn in a South Carolina nightspot — but told his club he had been visiting his sick grandmother on the Isle of Wight.

Ferdinand has now been forced into a full apology, admitting: "I have made a stupid mistake — one I will not make again."

Ferdinand partied with more than 100 guests at the Knock Knock club — just days before the Hammers' biggest game of the season.

One eye witness insists members of the group were "partying hard" and drinking a potent cocktail called HPNOTIQ, which contains vodka and cognac and is 17 PER CENT alcohol.

Hammers boss Alan Curbishley was shocked to learn about the trip and tensions between the two erupted after last Saturday's 4-0 thrashing by fellow Premiership strugglers Charlton.

A West Ham insider confirmed: "Anton was asked where he had been and he insisted he had gone to the Isle of Wight to visit his grandmother.

"The club put him on the spot and gave him a chance to tell the truth, but he kept repeating the same lie — that he had been to the Isle of Wight."

One of the guests at the booze-up — a West Ham fan living in the States — revealed: "Anton threw a private party for about 120 people. Anton and all the guests were partying hard and drinking but I'm not sure whether it will have helped his performance against Charlton the following week, which was shocking."

Our revelations come after the defender appeared at London's Snaresbrook Crown Court, where he denied involvement in a nightclub brawl last October.

And it's another scandal to rock Upton Park after West Ham were charged with playing Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano while they were ineligible

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:03 am

Batman wrote:Donkey Face really doesn't give a toss

... & the reason being, that he KNOWS, that, once Wet Spam decide to unload him ... someone will offer him a contract. So, when push comes to shove, he's covered.

Maybe all this stuff will shorten the options .... but nonetheless, he'll get premiership offers.

Personally I'd have him as an enquiry statistic in the Met's 'Operation Trident'.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:08 am

Wankers

West Ham players are haemorrhaging vast amounts of cash to each other in gambling sessions, ruining team morale. (Observer)

Anton Ferdinand admitted he lied to West Ham by pretending he was visiting his sick grandmother while he was out partying in South Carolina. (News of the World)

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:13 am

Don't you just want to stamp on his fooking head

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