TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by warthog » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:10 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
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Crazy Horse's new career ground to a start last night in the Beehive basement.
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Monty was relieved to discover that his new doll had arrived already partially inflated. :wink2:
Over inflated surely?
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Post by Daxter » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:32 pm

Cut her head and her hands off and she looks like some wierd fat secret agent.

Ugly bitch.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:42 pm

daxter15 wrote:Cut her head and her hands off and she looks like some wierd fat secret agent.

Ugly bitch.
Oh dear, now you are in trouble. I'll have to report that to the Society for the prevention of cruelty to Fat, Ugly Bitches. They'll be in touch presently. I'd emigrate if I were you, but not to America. :mrgreen:
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Post by Daxter » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:52 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
daxter15 wrote:Cut her head and her hands off and she looks like some wierd fat secret agent.

Ugly bitch.
Oh dear, now you are in trouble. I'll have to report that to the Society for the prevention of cruelty to Fat, Ugly Bitches. They'll be in touch presently. I'd emigrate if I were you, but not to America. :mrgreen:
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Post by Gertie » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:54 pm

Not quite what Nelly had in mind, when he penned

"It's Getting Hot in Here - so Take Off All Your Clothes"
Nobody puts Baby in a corner

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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:25 pm

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After Riise had refused Bellamy's exhortations to sing, Rafa took to the stage.
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:06 pm

Beth had mis-heard the words to her favourite Michael Jackson song as a 12 year-old and had taken the word of "Eat it" to heart.
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:08 pm

Carzy horse has a huge gut, Beth Ditto.
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:10 pm

Clearly it is all over, the fat lady sings.
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:11 pm

Beth makes a song and dance of scoffing another cornetto
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Post by Mar » Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:19 pm

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Belly face is coming along nicely. She enjoyed food so much that she decided to have a mouth as a direct entrance to her stomach.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:31 pm

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Not being the brightest of people, Beth watched The Simpsons and decided to copy Homer. They say the cannonball is still in there to this day!
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:57 pm

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Once again Beth took the party games too far by revealing her John Merrick!
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:53 pm

communistworkethic wrote:Clearly it is all over, the fat lady sings.
the simple ones are the best, this or the cornetto was close behind, either way its CWE, off you pop
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Post by communistworkethic » Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:09 am

thanks.

Was torn over something related to Eurovision or the premier of 300, so you get....

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Post by malcd1 » Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:32 am

communistworkethic wrote:thanks.

Was torn over something related to Eurovision or the premier of 300, so you get....

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EXCLUSIVE!!! New Bolton Wanderers home strip unveiled.







PS Don't feel obliged to choose this as the winning one, just because its my first attempt, as I still don't know how to show pictures. :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Post by cowdrill » Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:38 pm

communistworkethic wrote:thanks.

Was torn over something related to Eurovision or the premier of 300, so you get....

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BWFC unveil new cheer leaders in a even more desperate attempt to sell season tickets
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Mich Caine wrote: Lets not joke about this. I make Mr T look like Walter from The Beano.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:45 pm

communistworkethic wrote:thanks.

Was torn over something related to Eurovision or the premier of 300, so you get....

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When asked by Phil Gartside what the answer was after the United game, Sam's response: "We need to get leathered" was once again badly misinterpretated.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:18 pm

ITVs latest attempt to stop viewers buggering off to watch Doctor Who, a time travelling cheerleading Gladiator cum cavegirl programme
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:27 pm

communistworkethic wrote:thanks.

Was torn over something related to Eurovision or the premier of 300, so you get....

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No matter how they tried, the producer at the the Xena auditions simply couldn't find another Lucy Lawless!
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!
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