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Post by Diddums » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:11 pm

Your driving the bus. Two people get on at one stop, 3 at another, 16 at the next and then 11 get off. What colour are the bus drivers eyes? :shock:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:22 pm

Diddums wrote:Your driving the bus. Two people get on at one stop, 3 at another, 16 at the next and then 11 get off. What colour are the bus drivers eyes? :shock:
(Rather obvious) answer in white

If I'm driving the bus the eyes are brown because they are my eyes
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Post by blurred » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:25 pm

Brown, in this case
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:25 pm

blurred wrote:Brown, in this case
That was my answer - plagiariser!
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Post by Diddums » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:28 pm

Well I'm sorry Montreal Wanderer. It had a few people stumped...
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:33 pm

Blue in my case
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:35 pm

Diddums wrote:Well I'm sorry Montreal Wanderer. It had a few people stumped...
That's okay - sorry if I was snarky.
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Post by Diddums » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:37 pm

No worries. Anyone else got any riddles?
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Post by Batman » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:39 pm

What is brown and sticky
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Post by Diddums » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:41 pm

A horny black man's cock?
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Post by Batman » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:43 pm

Almost, interesting thought process though.


Answer in white


GAY!!
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:44 pm

How far can a dog run into the woods?
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:44 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:How far can a dog run into the woods?
halfway.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:45 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:How far can a dog run into the woods?
halfway.
Cleverdick! :roll:
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Post by Diddums » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:54 pm

A woman is pushing her car, suddenly she stops outside a hotel and goes bankrupt. Why?
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Post by perfan » Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:16 pm

Monopoly. How thick are we meant to be?
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Post by Diddums » Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:18 pm

Lol. Took me a while to work it out :oops:
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Post by Nozza » Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:55 pm

A woman kisses her husband and leaves for work. As she is in the elevator/lift on the way out of the building, the electricity cuts out. It is off for quite a few hours. When it goes back on, the woman knows her husband has died. How?
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:57 pm

Hoolio wrote:A woman kisses her husband and leaves for work. As she is in the elevator/lift on the way out of the building, the electricity cuts out. It is off for quite a few hours. When it goes back on, the woman knows her husband has died. How?
She was leaving his funeral?
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:07 pm

he was on some kind of life support equipment requiring electricity?
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