West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Wed May 09, 2007 11:45 pm

If West Ham stay up, and Sheff Utd go down in their place then we get robbed of 500K.

The cheating, robbing kants.

The perfect scenario:

Man Utd/West Ham and Sheff Utd/Wigan is 0-0 at half time.

Man Utd score 2 in the 2nd half, while West Ham don't score.

Word gets through to Bramell Lane, where the Sheff Utd defence parts like the Red Sea to allow Zinedine Skillbane through to score a 1/2 yard tap in.

Spammers down.

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Thu May 10, 2007 12:21 am

yeah

the main problem though is that Wigan have been playing so unbelievable SHIT lately (heck, even WE beat them) that i really cant see them winning at Sheff Utd.

even if they let them!

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:04 am

Nozza wrote:If West Ham stay up, and Sheff Utd go down in their place then we get robbed of 500K.

The cheating, robbing kants.

The perfect scenario:

Man Utd/West Ham and Sheff Utd/Wigan is 0-0 at half time.

Man Utd score 2 in the 2nd half, while West Ham don't score.

Word gets through to Bramell Lane, where the Sheff Utd defence parts like the Red Sea to allow Zinedine Skillbane through to score a 1/2 yard tap in.

Spammers down.

I've thought about this, and Sheff U and Wigan are the teams banging on about pursuing with the legal action against the prem league - so...*CONSPIRACY THEORY ALERT* given that legal action is 'futile' if WH do go 1 or 2 goals down, is it likely that Sheff U will become vigilantes and allow this to happen, or is this to big a risk for them? It certainly would be two fingers up at the premier league...

Lennon · Post by **Lennon** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:53 am

officer_dibble wrote:I've thought about this, and Sheff U and Wigan are the teams banging on about pursuing with the legal action against the prem league - so...*CONSPIRACY THEORY ALERT* given that legal action is 'futile' if WH do go 1 or 2 goals down, is it likely that Sheff U will become vigilantes and allow this to happen, or is this to big a risk for them? It certainly would be two fingers up at the premier league...

I imagine there'll be a lot of suspiscious eyes on Bramall Lane on Sunday, and if something like that does happen, I'd expect a big match-fixing investigation. If it was proved that they had indeed thrown the game, they'd almost certainly be relegated for that anyway, so I can't see Warnock taking the risk.

I'm hoping Wigan beat Sheff U legitimately, and United stuff West Ham. Nothing to do with wanting Wigan to stay up, just the fact that the Premier League has dished out such blatant special treatment to those cockney bastards. Can almost guarantee, if it was any other club, they'd have been docked the 10 points.

James B · Post by **James B** » Thu May 10, 2007 1:24 pm

i think i'd die of laughter if sheff utd and wigan had fought out a 3-3 epic and with about a minute left heard west ham had lost and a sheff utd hero took the ball toward his own net before wellying it in and the whole ground/nation went ballistic

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:33 pm

wouldn't any match fixing investigation go on for long enough so that wigan would stay up? i would laugh my socks off if this happened

Henrik's fan club · Post by **Henrik's fan club** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:42 pm

Even better would be Wigan throwing on 15 men for the last 5 minutes, winning 1-0 but only being fined £5.5million and allowed to stay up

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sat May 12, 2007 10:14 am

Just in case anyone has forgotten why this thread exists!

I have spent the whole week sh'tting myself about Sunday and all I hear on Talksort, Five Live, BBC (Lawro),Times Podcast, Guardian podcast etc is that justice would be done if we go done.......why? Why when Liverpool play a reserve team v the camel jockeys side are no questions asked? Presumably the gang of four is now 3? Why when Wigan play in front of 10000 (max) rugby fans every week are they good for the premier league Why are 2 clubs who have provided no history to the english game like Sheff Utd & said rugby club perceved as being a greater credit to the prem than a club that has won them the world cup

Why are a club who provided some of the greatest talent that the England squad has had in the last decade so hated by a media who used to have West Ham as " there second favourite team" because they play the game the right way?

We signed the Argies and for a while everything was ok when they were playing crap/not playing but all of a sudden Carlos started performing and we are dodgy.....check out Julio Baptistas papers! All I can say is for once West Ham dont let us down, stand proud and F#ck them all!!

Come on Wigan! (Never thought I would say that.)

chris · Post by **chris** » Sun May 13, 2007 3:15 pm

Wigan are winning!!!!

Come on Man U. (never thought I'd say that

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Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Sun May 13, 2007 3:18 pm

Come on Wigan and Man U!

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Sun May 13, 2007 5:08 pm

Mods! Delete this crap!

James B · Post by **James B** » Sun May 13, 2007 6:06 pm

ahem

despite all the furore surrounding the dodgy deals, on the pitch you have to give them credit, 7 wins from 9 when they were totally down and out is remarkable and tevez is rather awesome and should look for a much better club in the summer as he would improved practically any side in the league

and thats all the praise they will get from me

now close the fuppin thread

Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Sun May 13, 2007 6:10 pm

Let this thread Die a slow death and we shall never hear of it again!

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Sun May 13, 2007 6:14 pm

James B wrote:ahem

despite all the furore surrounding the dodgy deals, on the pitch you have to give them credit, 7 wins from 9 when they were totally down and out is remarkable and tevez is rather awesome and should look for a much better club in the summer as he would improved practically any side in the league

and thats all the praise they will get from me

now close the fuppin thread

have to agree, despite it all a remarkable achievemnt.

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Sun May 13, 2007 6:24 pm

bloody soddin man utd tossers

the ONE time i actually want the gits to win and they blow it

not even got the consolation of Wigan going down either

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sun May 13, 2007 8:21 pm

LOTS OF SWEARING!!!!!!!!!!!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sun May 13, 2007 8:24 pm

KARNTS.

Still, that Tevez will look alright at a big club next year.............

Nozza · Post by **Nozza** » Sun May 13, 2007 8:35 pm

Cost us 500K.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Sun May 13, 2007 8:40 pm

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Sun May 13, 2007 8:57 pm

I think we should keep this open until the legal wrangling is sorted.

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