Mourinho Nicked - War on Terrier

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Mourinho Nicked - War on Terrier

Post by Batman » Wed May 16, 2007 8:03 am

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho was arrested and cautioned after arguing with police about his dog, according to reports.

Newspaper reports claim police went to his London home wanting to put the dog into quarantine, fearing it had been taken abroad and back without jabs.

Scotland Yard confirmed the dog was to be seized under the Animal Health Act of 1981 and Rabies Order Act of 1974.

"A man was arrested on suspicion of obstructing police. He was later cautioned," said a police spokesman.

Mourinho, 44, was attending Chelsea's player-of-the-year awards when he was called to his home, the Sun newspaper reports.
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Post by Verbal » Wed May 16, 2007 8:04 am

hahaha.
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Post by gaiser » Wed May 16, 2007 8:12 am

Is it the dog or his master who got rabies?
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Post by Batman » Wed May 16, 2007 8:12 am

I imagine a few TWers have been nicked on the odd occasion.......
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed May 16, 2007 8:13 am

Batman wrote:I imagine a few TWers have been nicked on the odd occasion.......
care to expand on that??
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Post by Batman » Wed May 16, 2007 8:15 am

Well I was never convicted but in the Whitechapel area of London I killed several young prostitutes, and was given the public moniker 'Jack'.......but that was a long time ago
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Post by gaiser » Wed May 16, 2007 8:19 am

Batman wrote:Well I was never convicted but in the Whitechapel area of London I killed several young prostitutes, and was given the public moniker 'Jack'.......but that was a long time ago

You that old? :shock:
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Post by boltonboris » Wed May 16, 2007 9:11 am

Consipracy!!!! This was all manures doing to put him of his stride for the cup final! :evil:
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Post by Simmy » Wed May 16, 2007 9:32 am

The bellend has only gone and let the dog loose as well rather than let them take it into quarantine
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed May 16, 2007 9:42 am

Simmy wrote:The bellend has only gone and let the dog loose as well rather than let them take it into quarantine
It's a "special" dog.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed May 16, 2007 10:06 am

Mad world this football one: Maurinho arrested, Barton arested, Jewell rules out city move and Warnock departs from the Blades. Hey-ho, all keepsthe pot boiling. :wink:
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed May 16, 2007 10:12 am

Batman wrote:Well I was never convicted but in the Whitechapel area of London I killed several young prostitutes, and was given the public moniker 'Jack'.......but that was a long time ago
:oyea: :pray: :lmfao:

So ... that's why they call you "Prince Albert" !! I did wonder.
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