TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by communistworkethic » Tue May 15, 2007 10:44 pm

Little Sammy was has misunderstood when Nolan shouted over to him - "I feel like I've no energy, can you get a sub ready?"

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue May 15, 2007 10:48 pm

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Oh Look someones left a sandwich next to Sammy's car!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue May 15, 2007 10:54 pm

After the demise of Sam Allardyce, details of the Mario Jardel transfer fee can now be made public.
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue May 15, 2007 10:59 pm

Nobody was that surpised by Nolan's choice of novelty coffin

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed May 16, 2007 2:37 pm

WINNER

Well it could have been anyone of about seven different entries, but SOTWA just sneaks it for his 'meal on wheels'.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed May 16, 2007 2:42 pm

Little Green Man wrote:WINNER

Well it could have been anyone of about seven different entries, but SOTWA just sneaks it for his 'meal on wheels'.
Good choice and it only just beat his "Meal on Bench" :mrgreen:
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed May 16, 2007 2:44 pm

Little Green Man wrote:WINNER

Well it could have been anyone of about seven different entries, but SOTWA just sneaks it for his 'meal on wheels'.
Cooo, ta Mr Spaceman :D


I'll pop one up in a few mins.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed May 16, 2007 2:51 pm

Of yall trott:

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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed May 16, 2007 2:55 pm

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We were actually cheering for Germany Mr Moore, but since you come from West Ham, well done.
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Post by Verbal » Wed May 16, 2007 3:06 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Of yall trott:

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The crowd were in raptures as the annual Conga Dance winners paraded their trophy.
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."

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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed May 16, 2007 3:20 pm

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West Ham you say? Oh, well, pop in for a cuppa next week and I'll see what I can do about a knighthood!
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed May 16, 2007 3:46 pm

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"You put 3 AA batteries in the bottom & ... well, oh my gosh .... "
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Wed May 16, 2007 4:24 pm

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And here's one I nicked in Colombia, ma'am.
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed May 16, 2007 4:42 pm

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed May 16, 2007 4:58 pm

With "We Are The Champions" and "Simply The Best" still to be penned, it was left to The Queen and Mr. Moore to lead the post-match celebrations.

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Post by Daxter » Wed May 16, 2007 6:21 pm

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Post by thebish » Wed May 16, 2007 6:25 pm

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed May 16, 2007 8:03 pm

Exausted from their victory, neither Moore nor Hurst spotted Blackbeard the Pirate lurking in the Royal box.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed May 16, 2007 8:34 pm

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Wed May 16, 2007 10:27 pm

despite being the "best player on the pitch" alan ball still couldn't reach the ledge so the lanky nice person from Stratford had to pick up the gold piece

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