TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by boltonboris » Fri May 25, 2007 10:57 am

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Post by Verbal » Fri May 25, 2007 11:13 am



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The matador didn't know about the hole in his trousers, showing a glimpse of his red boxers.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri May 25, 2007 11:21 am

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"I eeerrm slipped and accidently fell on it!" Terry stated when he finally reached casualty.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri May 25, 2007 11:24 am

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John didn't like to admit that ugly, hairy cows gave him the horn.
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Post by Backgammon » Fri May 25, 2007 11:58 am

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Like a bull in a china man
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Post by communistworkethic » Sat May 26, 2007 4:24 pm

members of "the-barca.com" didn't like commie visiting Barcelona much.

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Post by communistworkethic » Sat May 26, 2007 4:25 pm

SOTWA had something else in mind when he advertised for a big black bull to take him up the ass on gaydar.com

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat May 26, 2007 4:37 pm

Members of off T-W employ bull to stop Commie from talking out of his arse!
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Post by communistworkethic » Sat May 26, 2007 4:40 pm

sotwa's parachuting wasn't as accurate as he hoped, just missing the bull's eye

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat May 26, 2007 4:47 pm

Commie likes to feel horney at least once a day!
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Post by Porrohman » Sat May 26, 2007 6:53 pm

Future burger gets its own back on forum troll.
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Post by communistworkethic » Sat May 26, 2007 7:15 pm

Sotwa had a feeling that the steak he'd had last night had been a bit on the rare side.

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Post by Nozza » Sat May 26, 2007 7:16 pm

Commie (right) and SOTWA (left) engage in homosexual activities.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Sat May 26, 2007 7:20 pm

Nozza wrote:Commie (left) and SOTWA (right) engage in homosexual activities.
The police later used this quote as a vital clue in Nozza's murder investigation. :D
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Post by communistworkethic » Sat May 26, 2007 7:23 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Nozza wrote:Commie (left) and SOTWA (right) engage in homosexual activities.
The police later used this quote as a vital clue in Nozza's murder investigation. :D
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Post by CrazyHorse » Sat May 26, 2007 7:29 pm

I like the sound of that!
Unless you mean I'm going to die as well? :(
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Post by Verbal » Sat May 26, 2007 8:01 pm

Although okay friends, Brian regretted letting the bull into his inner circle.
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Post by Little Green Man » Sun May 27, 2007 11:17 pm

"Where's the beef? Right behind you, you $%#£er!"

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Post by Little Green Man » Sun May 27, 2007 11:18 pm

Bull drills cowdrill

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Post by cowdrill » Sun May 27, 2007 11:29 pm

bull rams one of its big horns right up some dagos arsehole




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