Sports you hate

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:29 pm

Backgammon wrote:All american sports are sh#t. I can watch the superbowl, but that's it.

Sports that genrally get a lot of air time, that I can't stand watching, are Horse Racing, and any Marathon. I also agree with the whole extreme sports thing being a giant waste of time; sport my eye

The marathon really is a waste of time to watch. They just run at the same pace for 2 hours, no over taking manouvers, no sprinting, etc.

Horse racing is only watchable if you have a bet on, but its so unpredictable that you just get pissed off watching it.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:36 pm

Olympic walking.

Walking around like they are touching cloth. WTF is all that about?

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:37 pm

Backgammon wrote:
lancashire_hotpot wrote:American Sport - Crap - End.
Completely agree. There is a reason why hardly anyone outside america does their sports...

Because they're f#cking toss.

Yeah that is a good point. I never understand why all American's seem to all love the same sports and they are the crappest games in the world. The world series baseball is funny as they are the only country other than Japan that play it.

I saw a clip of NASCAR this morning on tv and that looked really grim, but huge crowds watching it. The cars are just family saloons driving in a circle, it is incredibly dull.

Some of those Irish sports like Shinty and garlic football are just too grim for words. What on earth do they kick the ball in the air in front of themselves and catch it for? What is the point of that? And why have a rugby post where there is a net and a keeper at the bottom, yet you can still score points kicking it over.

And when it comes to the world's most stupid sport, it must be kabadi. Did anyone see that on channel 4 a few years ago? Jesus Christ, what a shower.

Backgammon · Post by **Backgammon** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:39 pm

I agree that both the marathon and olypic walking need spicing up before I can even think about watching them.

What about if the athlete's were being chased by something... Like a tank or a load of horny gorilla's.

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:40 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Olympic walking.

Walking around like they are touching cloth. WTF is all that about?

lol, that is a good one. I saw someone practicising this the other week on the way to work, if only they realised how stupid they looked.

The only people who do olympic walking are people called Melissa, they are a failed athlete so have taken up walking instead of running. Its pathetic.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:48 pm

Mich Caine wrote: The only people who do olympic walking are people called Melissa, they are a failed athlete so have taken up walking instead of running. Its pathetic.

Tebbs Lloyd-Johnson will be most upset that you think he looks like a "Melissa".

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:27 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Mich Caine wrote: The only people who do olympic walking are people called Melissa, they are a failed athlete so have taken up walking instead of running. Its pathetic.
Tebbs Lloyd-Johnson will be most upset that you think he looks like a "Melissa".

He looks a right tit.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:54 pm

in those shorts more a "little prick"

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:56 pm

Mich Caine wrote: But cricket is really good fun to play, and the 20-20 cricket is exciting.

I once went to a 20-20 match. Couldn't see a thing!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:58 pm

boooo geroff!

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:00 pm

lancashire_hotpot wrote:
Aye your reet its ok to play but watching it is dyer!

Kieron? I didn't think he'd have the attention span!

LH, a day at the cricket (hopefully) involves a day on the piss, in the sunshiiiiiiiiiine. Find me a better spectator sport than that, my man!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:22 pm

nude jello wrestling...

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:29 pm

Ahh. Hmmm. Yiss. Well err...... I wasn't asking you!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:30 pm

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:29 pm

Rugby League
Rugby Union
Basketball
Snooker
Bowls

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:34 pm

The bloody rugby world cup is on this year sometime, bloody hell, a bloody month of bloody rugby will drive me around the bloody U bend.

That bloody William Ellis Baxter or whatever he is called who picked up a football and ran with it, god damn you.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:14 am

Mich Caine wrote:The bloody rugby world cup is on this year sometime, bloody hell, a bloody month of bloody rugby will drive me around the bloody U bend.

That bloody William Ellis Baxter or whatever he is called who picked up a football and ran with it, god damn you.

That would be be William Webb Ellis - born in Salford incidentally.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:32 am

I might have known that a damn Manc was responsible

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:50 am

I dunno I just can't muster the energy to hate any sport. I love most and some I don't quite understand the rules, but if other people really think it's great who am I to moan??? I really, really miss taking part in lots of sport now that I'm responsible for delivering Jussi Junior to the world. The only one I still play is darts and I really enjoy that even though I'm useless!!! I save hate for spiders, people who drop litter and lying, thieving estate agents.

I do like extreme sports and incidently my uncle loved to take part in extreme sports and was killed in a mountain bike accident and yes, he was a great man.

Mich Caine · Post by **Mich Caine** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:56 am

Gertie wrote:I dunno I just can't muster the energy to hate any sport. I love most and some I don't quite understand the rules, but if other people really think it's great who am I to moan??? I really, really miss taking part in lots of sport now that I'm responsible for delivering Jussi Junior to the world. The only one I still play is darts and I really enjoy that even though I'm useless!!! I save hate for spiders, people who drop litter and lying, thieving estate agents.

I do like extreme sports and incidently my uncle loved to take part in extreme sports and was killed in a mountain bike accident and yes, he was a great man.

Yeah I miss participating in sports too. I still play golf, but the one sport I miss most playing is cricket, I remember many a time playing cricket on the beaches in the South of France with family and friends. That was a lot of fun.

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