TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by communistworkethic » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:07 pm

well I suppose there had to be one golf comp I didn't win today! ;)

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:21 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:I tell you, this has been really difficult. Some cracking entries, and truth be known, I feel like a bit of a tw*t having to pick a winner. However, duty calls, and for the quite splendid entwining of golf and Teddybears:

WINNER

Soldier - you're up (and I bet I'm not the first bloke to say that to you either :mrgreen: )

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If you go playing your woods today your sure of a big surprise!
Well bugger me! Didn't see this. I'll get one stuck up in a minute or two.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:29 am

Go nuts:

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:18 am

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Mich Caine now understands the importance of getting the decimal point in the right place.
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:27 am

The waitress will bring you your MichCaine Oven Chips shortly.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:50 am

Walter from the Beano serves Mich with his "Brick-shithouse Burger"

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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:19 pm

Mcdonald's, in cynical attempt to make it's burgers look bigger, hires dwarf waiters.
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Post by americantrotter » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:36 pm

AT's afternoon snack

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:43 pm

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Would you like to supersize your meal sir?

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Post by Spaced » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:10 pm

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"The second one's on its way Mr Nolan"
"It's a subtle blend of lateral thinking and extreme violence."

"What, like It's A Knockout?"

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Post by Spaced » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:13 pm

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Mich Caine holds aloft his new McNolan Burger... twice the fat half the effort
"It's a subtle blend of lateral thinking and extreme violence."

"What, like It's A Knockout?"

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Post by Verbal » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:33 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Go nuts:

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Hold the fries and soda please, I'm on a diet.
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:13 am

Some belters there, especially from Spaced, but it would take a lot to top this effort from TANGO:
Walter from the Beano serves Mich with his "Brick-shithouse Burger"
Genuinely made me laugh.

WINNER

Over to you Dancer.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:12 am

Cheers Soldier. I'm off on hols for a week so you can judge the winner on this after a day or two if you will.

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Post by David Lee's Hair » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:18 am

Jackburn reveal new striker as Benni perpares to leave
Professionalism, the last refuge of the talentless

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:36 am

TANGODANCER wrote:Cheers Soldier. I'm off on hols for a week so you can judge the winner on this after a day or two if you will.

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India's star striker, Shiva-chenko , stretches before a big match
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Concerns heightened last week in the Isle of Man about the results of a local geneticists research experiments

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Post by Verbal » Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:37 pm

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When the crowd moaned that the new striker had two left feet they weren't kidding.
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:10 pm

Vertically-challenged Icelandic songstress, Bjork, regretted wishing for another couple of feet.

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:46 pm

X marks the wet spot
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