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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:35 pm

Batman wrote:I work at a travel operator

you get some classics

Mr Santosa Shithole is one of my faves, oh, and Mr Nicholas Childharmer.

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Post by Batman » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:36 pm

Some Japanese chap
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:22 pm

walkingdownthemannyroad wrote:I don't know why, but I get a strange feeling that one or two of you are telling porkies here.

Eileen Dover............yeah right Tango!!

She existed back in my primary school play ground, along with Theresa Green and the ubiquitous Mike Hunt...


In football Nyron Nosworthy, at Sunderland, is my favorite, sorry Nossa
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Post by Verbal » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:43 pm

Get a few funny'uns at work. Piers Mycock and Fanny Hunter being my faves.
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:26 pm

The chinese woman sat across from me is called Ku Min Ma-Mowt and her cousin is Fu Kin Mi Ass










well if everyone else is going to make then up why can't I?


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Post by kagni » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:39 pm

My missus works with a girl called Annette Curtin.
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Post by Dujon » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:27 pm

I guess he was the eighth child, kagni?
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Post by walkingdownthemannyroad » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:35 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
walkingdownthemannyroad wrote:I don't know why, but I get a strange feeling that one or two of you are telling porkies here.

Eileen Dover............yeah right Tango!!

She existed back in my primary school play ground, along with Theresa Green and the ubiquitous Mike Hunt...


In football Nyron Nosworthy, at Sunderland, is my favorite, sorry Nossa
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Post by Chopper » Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:30 pm

I can beat you all.....mate of mine works for a large multinational, he's been through the email system for some belters...

Becky Balls, Susan Titz & Yannick Frapsauce are all ok...

but not as good as Rim Rimularso......

and none of em can touch.....Horst Pfister :D
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Re: Amusing names

Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:57 pm

bobo the clown wrote:I had a book full & then my brother 'borrowed' it, took it to school where someone nicked it & 3 years 'work' went down the pan.
A mate's got a nice long list - and these days it's all digital. I'll try to purloin it tomorrow.
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Post by Verbal » Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:08 pm

Scott Mills used to to a skit looking for amusing names in the online directory enquiries for the US of A and started to ring them up. Simple things eh :lol:
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