TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:25 pm

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"Tell us another Grandad, tell us another!"

"Well, this big blumming aircraft carrier came into our waters, so the lads and me went out in our spit fires. My whole squadron gone I had one last swoop at their hull...ratttatttatttatttattta. Sunk the whole bloody thing so I did......aye!"
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:37 pm

Sam Allardyce kept BWFC in the top eight four years in a row and was therefore well-known for his great feat.
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Post by Daxter » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:41 pm

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Sammy Lee took the whole "he has big shoes to fill' thing way too literally.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:43 pm

Verbal wrote:Thank you kindly. Here yous go...

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Well, yes, there's small, medium, large, extra large, extra,extra large, fookin gianormous and our special "Gulliver" model.
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:04 pm

Shoe-bomber plans spectacular attack
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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:06 pm

swiss tony opined how polishing a giant shoe was much like making love to a beautiful woman
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:19 pm

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"BIGISH-SHOE!!"
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Post by Verbal » Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:39 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Image

"BIGISH-SHOE!!"
haha the simplicity of this one did it for me

WINNER!

Over to you soldier...
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:06 pm

Coo, ta Verbal :D

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Surely everyone can come up with something for this one!
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:09 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Coo, ta Verbal :D

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Surely everyone can come up with something for this one!
Chaucer said it best: Ever the latter end of joy is woe.

Edit: Actually he wrote: For ever the latter ende of joye is wo,but who cares?
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Post by Batman » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:21 pm

Watch it on a loop

Tevez signed yet?

YES!!!

No it's fallen through!

Week later

Tevez signed yet?

YES!!!

No it's fallen through!

Week later

Tevez signed yet?

YES!!!

No it's fallen through!

Week later

Tevez signed yet?

YES!!!

No it's fallen through!

Week later

Tevez signed yet?

YES!!!

No it's fallen through!

Week later

Tevez signed yet?

YES!!!

No it's fallen through!

Week later

Tevez signed yet?

YES!!!

No it's fallen through!

Week later

Tevez signed yet?

YES!!!

No it's fallen through!

Week later
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Post by keveh » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:24 pm

Anelka is for sale?! YES!!!!........

but Diouf wants to come with him :(
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Post by Batman » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:43 pm

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:47 pm

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I have a sense of deja vu.... :wink:
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Post by Verbal » Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:56 pm

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99...yes! won the F*ckin raffle!

oh sh*t, had it upside down!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:00 pm

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Fergy can't even manage Simon Says without an argument.
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:07 am

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and it's a jump to the left
and then a step to the right
put your hands on your hips....

Only Fergie knew the moves to Let's do the Timewarp
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:10 am

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Ferguson: Quick, get up Carlos, there's a big Mexican wave on its way.
Queiroz: Sit down, you gum-guzzling idiot, we're miles from the Yucatan!
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:13 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Image

Ferguson: Quick, get up Carlos, there's a big Mexican wave on its way.
Queiroz: Sit down, you gum-guzzling idiot, we're miles from the Yucatan!
That'll do me :D

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Over to thee, green one.
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Post by Armchair » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:30 pm

Crap, I guess it's too late to post this then

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