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TWers and their cars

Post by Batman » Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:49 am

Alreet chaps

need some advice wonder if we have any Mazda MX5

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drivers on the scene, test driven a couple and I must say I like. Don't suppose anyone has driven one and can pass on aany advice?

In the meantime, post a pic of your car and we'll see who has the smallest dick

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Post by Batman » Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:50 am

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for when Im undercover

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Post by blurred » Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:22 am

Batman wrote:for when Im undercover
Dodgy number plates 'n all, eh? Most incognito...

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:27 am

Here you go, Batty. This is me getting nicked for speeding in Gateshead. The Geordie nice people! :(

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Post by Worthy4England » Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:40 am

This is me not getting nicked :-)

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:31 am

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Post by 50sQuiff » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:48 am

Here's my MX5:

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Top down, country road - it's a joy to drive. Legendary handling, and it's so light, the 1.8 actually goes like a bullet. Good value second hand. It's a Mark 2.5 model, which all seem to have held their price since the new one came out, which I don't like as much.
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Post by Porrohman » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:51 am

I had a Mazda MX5 for two years,was a fantastic car,had to sell it a few weeks ago as I can no longer drive any cars as my eyesight is going.

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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:55 am

didn't realise we had so many hairdressers and middle-aged men with a gaugin complex
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Post by 50sQuiff » Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:02 am

communistworkethic wrote:didn't realise we had so many hairdressers and middle-aged men with a gaugin complex
Herh, or perhaps we're just very comfortable with our sexuality and also enjoy driving the best small sports car on the road. I'm sure you're an 'eligible bachelor' Commie, and not at all a candidate for 'most likely to be a repressed homosexual' on TW.
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Post by Porrohman » Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:07 am

Well we can`t all drive Ladas. :roll: :roll:

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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:06 pm

50sQuiff wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:didn't realise we had so many hairdressers and middle-aged men with a gaugin complex
Herh, or perhaps we're just very comfortable with our sexuality and also enjoy driving the best small sports car on the road. I'm sure you're an 'eligible bachelor' Commie, and not at all a candidate for 'most likely to be a repressed homosexual' on TW.
not at all, I'm more than comfortable with my moisturiser purchasing quota, more shoes than most girls I know and the amount of pink in my wardrobe, not to mention a number of gay and bisexual friends and colleagues. Why you raised sexuality I don't know, I didn't, perhaps it is you who questions their sexuality given you immediately jumped on that as though a nerve had been touched.

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Post by Idiot Wind » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:14 pm

The MX5 has fantastic handling and is fun to drive.

I agree with Commie though, it's not a sports car and certainly not the best roadster. The Honda S2000 is better for a start. The noise at 7/8000 revs is unbelievable.

I drive a 323i SE at the moment, on a '99 plate. An old car but f*ck me can it shift. It was badged as a 323 despite having a 2.5L engine - summat to do with wanting to differentiate from the 328. I know, makes no sense to me either!!!
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Post by enfieldwhite » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:22 pm

Idiot Wind wrote:The MX5 has fantastic handling and is fun to drive.

I agree with Commie though, it's not a sports car and certainly not the best roadster. The Honda S2000 is better for a start. The noise at 7/8000 revs is unbelievable.

I drive a 323i SE at the moment, on a '99 plate. An old car but f*ck me can it shift. It was badged as a 323 despite having a 2.5L engine - summat to do with wanting to differentiate from the 328. I know, makes no sense to me either!!!


That's just random words, surely!

My cars got 5 wheels (including steering) and goes where I drive it. Functional tool. (not me, the car) :mrgreen:
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Post by Idiot Wind » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:26 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
Idiot Wind wrote:The MX5 has fantastic handling and is fun to drive.

I agree with Commie though, it's not a sports car and certainly not the best roadster. The Honda S2000 is better for a start. The noise at 7/8000 revs is unbelievable.

I drive a 323i SE at the moment, on a '99 plate. An old car but f*ck me can it shift. It was badged as a 323 despite having a 2.5L engine - summat to do with wanting to differentiate from the 328. I know, makes no sense to me either!!!


That's just random words, surely!

My cars got 5 wheels (including steering) and goes where I drive it. Functional tool. (not you, commie, the car) :mrgreen:
:mrgreen:

The 3 stands for 3 series and the rest usually denotes the engine size i.e. a 323 would have a 2.3L engine. However, on this particular model the engine size is actually 2.5L.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:29 pm

You can have your sports cars. This little fella would see most of them off. It's a Fiat 128 39 Berlinetta with twin carbs. (Not a pic of the one I had which was metallic blue, but same model) The proverbail shxt off a shovel.

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Post by enfieldwhite » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:29 pm

Idiot Wind wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
Idiot Wind wrote:The MX5 has fantastic handling and is fun to drive.

I agree with Commie though, it's not a sports car and certainly not the best roadster. The Honda S2000 is better for a start. The noise at 7/8000 revs is unbelievable.

I drive a 323i SE at the moment, on a '99 plate. An old car but f*ck me can it shift. It was badged as a 323 despite having a 2.5L engine - summat to do with wanting to differentiate from the 328. I know, makes no sense to me either!!!


That's just random words, surely!

My cars got 5 wheels (including steering) and goes where I drive it. Functional tool. (not you, commie, the car) :mrgreen:
:mrgreen:

The 3 stands for 3 series and the rest usually denotes the engine size i.e. a 323 would have a 2.3L engine. However, on this particular model the engine size is actually 2.5L.
In which case, why not call it the 325, which would still differentiate it from the aforementioned 328? :crazy:
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:32 pm

I'm confident enough with my sexuality not to need a car

that and I live near town

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Post by Idiot Wind » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:47 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
Idiot Wind wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
Idiot Wind wrote:The MX5 has fantastic handling and is fun to drive.

I agree with Commie though, it's not a sports car and certainly not the best roadster. The Honda S2000 is better for a start. The noise at 7/8000 revs is unbelievable.

I drive a 323i SE at the moment, on a '99 plate. An old car but f*ck me can it shift. It was badged as a 323 despite having a 2.5L engine - summat to do with wanting to differentiate from the 328. I know, makes no sense to me either!!!


That's just random words, surely!

My cars got 5 wheels (including steering) and goes where I drive it. Functional tool. (not you, commie, the car) :mrgreen:
:mrgreen:

The 3 stands for 3 series and the rest usually denotes the engine size i.e. a 323 would have a 2.3L engine. However, on this particular model the engine size is actually 2.5L.
In which case, why not call it the 325, which would still differentiate it from the aforementioned 328? :crazy:
Exactly, hence why I said it makes no sense to me either!
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Post by enfieldwhite » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:53 pm

Aaaaahhhhhh!!!! :conf:

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