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Post by enfieldwhite » Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:25 pm

You've made me strangely curious. How do you know Enfield so well?

FYI I live nearer to the Town, off Carterhatch Lane.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:34 pm

Well my friend, if you open your garden shed......... :twisted:

No, I used to deal with a company on Mollison Ave (continuation of the road that's 1st left off the A10 when you come off the M25) and also a former colleague is now the manager of a licenced wholesalers on Crown Road (down the back of Morrison's).
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Post by enfieldwhite » Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:45 pm

Fair enough.

And, after having checked my shed, I can sleep more soundly tonight.

btw I used to work behind the bar when Ken and Lois where the incumbents, is that your era?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:59 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:Fair enough.

And, after having checked my shed, I can sleep more soundly tonight.

btw I used to work behind the bar when Ken and Lois where the incumbents, is that your era?
It bloody is! :shock:

Didn't they retire to the seeside? I remember their last night, it was really quite sad (upsetting). Basically, me and my mates used to go in The Edge with my older brother and his mates and we'd spend all night in the Pool Room (and I'd feed endless coins into the Jukebox just to repeatedly hear War Baby by Tom Robinson, an unrecognised classic I tellz ya). When it was my 17th birthday we had to pretend that it was my 19th. :oops:
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:04 pm

General Mannerheim wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:oh the General has jsut reminded me - Polish spirit :shock: never again!
its actually Austrian, or did you mean - tastes like polish!
no General .. this!!!

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Post by enfieldwhite » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:05 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:Fair enough.

And, after having checked my shed, I can sleep more soundly tonight.

btw I used to work behind the bar when Ken and Lois where the incumbents, is that your era?
It bloody is! :shock:

Didn't they retire to the seeside? I remember their last night, it was really quite sad (upsetting). Basically, me and my mates used to go in The Edge with my older brother and his mates and we'd spend all night in the Pool Room (and I'd feed endless coins into the Jukebox just to repeatedly hear War Baby by Tom Robinson, an unrecognised classic I tellz ya). When it was my 17th birthday we had to pretend that it was my 19th. :oops:
They retired to run a private gentlemens club. If you were there on their retirement night I probably served you a drink.

The Pool room was always a good crack and I spent many a happy night in there. Hotel California (scratched) was always my favourite.

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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:08 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
They retired to run a private gentlemens club.

a brothel??
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Post by Batman » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:12 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
They retired to run a private gentlemens club.

a brothel??
my first thought too

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:15 pm

enfieldwhite wrote: They retired to run a private gentlemens club. If you were there on their retirement night I probably served you a drink.

The Pool room was always a good crack and I spent many a happy night in there. Hotel California (scratched) was always my favourite.

Happy days!
Aww, fantastic. Did you used to have a splendidly hirsute moustache?
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Post by enfieldwhite » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:26 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote: They retired to run a private gentlemens club. If you were there on their retirement night I probably served you a drink.

The Pool room was always a good crack and I spent many a happy night in there. Hotel California (scratched) was always my favourite.

Happy days!
Aww, fantastic. Did you used to have a splendidly hirsute moustache?
No, that was Terry. :D

I had long Black hair.
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Post by enfieldwhite » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:27 pm

Batman wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
They retired to run a private gentlemens club.

a brothel??
my first thought too
If you knew Lois, you wouldn't want to be within 100 yards of that comment! :mrgreen:
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Post by Batman » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:33 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote: They retired to run a private gentlemens club. If you were there on their retirement night I probably served you a drink.

The Pool room was always a good crack and I spent many a happy night in there. Hotel California (scratched) was always my favourite.

Happy days!
Aww, fantastic. Did you used to have a splendidly hirsute moustache?
No, that was Terry. :D

I had long Black hair.

You are not doing a very good job of convincing us it wasn't a brothel.

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Post by enfieldwhite » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:35 pm

Batman wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote: They retired to run a private gentlemens club. If you were there on their retirement night I probably served you a drink.

The Pool room was always a good crack and I spent many a happy night in there. Hotel California (scratched) was always my favourite.

Happy days!
Aww, fantastic. Did you used to have a splendidly hirsute moustache?
No, that was Terry. :D

I had long Black hair.

You are not doing a very food job of convincing us it wasn't a brothel.
I wasn't aware I was trying to. :)
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:35 pm

Gin is the demon drink of them all. Colourless and deadly; looks like water, tastes like Fennings Fever Cure and when it hits you it does so with the speed of a cobra. A session at a Franny Lee party put me off it for life. Never touched that again either, to this day. Left my car outside his house for three days. Drive? I couldn't walk.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:39 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Gin is the demon drink of them all. Colourless and deadly; looks like water, tastes like Fennings Fever Cure and when it hits you it does so with the speed of a cobra.
I think you'll find, Tango, that it is simply a fermented distillation of the juniper berry. Treat it like a God! :twisted:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:42 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Gin is the demon drink of them all. Colourless and deadly; looks like water, tastes like Fennings Fever Cure and when it hits you it does so with the speed of a cobra.
I think you'll find, Tango, that it is simply a fermented distillation of the juniper berry. Treat it like a God! :twisted:
Then please do me a favour and have my share of juniper berries. Tis the brew of Satan. :wink:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:46 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Gin is the demon drink of them all. Colourless and deadly; looks like water, tastes like Fennings Fever Cure and when it hits you it does so with the speed of a cobra.
I think you'll find, Tango, that it is simply a fermented distillation of the juniper berry. Treat it like a God! :twisted:
Then please do me a favour and have my share of juniper berries. Tis the brew of Satan. :wink:
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To be fair, I only ever drink Bombay Sapphire when it comes to Gin.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:55 pm

Batman wrote:Ask HRG about this gem -

Kwik Save whiskey.
balls to that do you remember the polish spirit that was in the lamb and packet. we all had it as our birthday drink and we all got wrote off. thatd be the night i was (ahem) against the door and you were telling me a right old story on the other side. pisshead

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:57 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:
Batman wrote:Ask HRG about this gem -

Kwik Save whiskey.
balls to that do you remember the polish spirit that was in the lamb and packet. we all had it as our birthday drink and we all got wrote off. thatd be the night i was (ahem) against the door and you were telling me a right old story on the other side. pisshead

Aaaaaaah....I was wandering were the two word story came from. :pissed:
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Post by Batman » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:58 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:
Batman wrote:Ask HRG about this gem -

Kwik Save whiskey.
balls to that do you remember the polish spirit that was in the lamb and packet. we all had it as our birthday drink and we all got wrote off. thatd be the night i was (ahem) against the door and you were telling me a right old story on the other side. pisshead
that 85% proof shot? Man, I'm sure that was feckin turps or summert. Nasty pink vomit ensued.

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