TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:57 pm

Chew Chew Train
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:00 pm

"the train's are rarely on time," said the worker through gritted teeth

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:02 pm

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World record smashed, as a train manages to drag a fat bxstard ten feet in three minutes.
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:05 pm

Suddenly, at the buffet car, Luis realises he's eaten too much.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:06 pm

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Certainly a loco-motive as Klaus proves the old "string and doorknob" method is just for cissies.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:08 pm

Metronet bite off more than they can chew

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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:16 pm

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Shock and horror as the foreman realises the driver is at this end.
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Post by Batman » Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:35 pm

National Rail cutbacks knew no end, as they replaced buffers with hard-up foreign students.

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:01 pm

grandma (out of picture): "open wide.... and the train goes choo choo... all the way into your mouth"

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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:09 pm

Using Guinevere with set of balls number nine, the Drawmaster has declared today's winner to be CWE with 'Chew Chew Train'.

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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:12 pm

cheers muchly indeed LGM.

next up... (winner on friday as I'm off fecking about doing no real work for 2 days except killing pandas with my company car)

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Post by Batman » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:54 pm

The new generation of Levi Spearmint jeans hit the market with a bang

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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:48 pm

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Nigel thinks his showing off is a real gas. In about five seconds he'll be sure it is.
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:06 pm

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Interviews for the new T-W moderator post have just begun.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:21 pm

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But they said that the tongue and groove was over there?
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:13 pm

Steve was not sure he liked the taste of Marmite.

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:12 pm

(sh)it's on the tip of my tongue

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:24 pm

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"Hey Paul, that's cracking that is!"
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:26 pm

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Interviews for the new T-W moderator post have just begun.
winner

lay on macduff
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kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house

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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:28 pm

communistworkethic wrote: lay on macduff
Crikey, that 's bad timing - I'm in the middle of an office move and then on holiday, so can you do the honours again Commie?

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