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Favorite lines from..................
From three of the funniest programmes on TV.
Just for shxts and giggles really.
Blackadder:
"If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do ?"
Blackadder: "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
I'm Alan Partridge:
"In fact, you know, the best thing I ever did was get thrown out by my wife! She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot!"
The Simpsons:
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!
Just for shxts and giggles really.
Blackadder:
"If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do ?"
Blackadder: "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
I'm Alan Partridge:
"In fact, you know, the best thing I ever did was get thrown out by my wife! She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot!"
The Simpsons:
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!
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Simpsons:
News reporter throught the TV: "It's 11.30pm, do you know where your children are?"
Homer: "I told you last night, NO"
I'm Alan Partridge:
"You've got huge barns, with 20 foot hight chickens, going 'Why are we so Massive' "
Blackadder:
flash with something along the lines of "So I flew towards her window, machine gunned my number onto her wall, then shagged her sister"
News reporter throught the TV: "It's 11.30pm, do you know where your children are?"
Homer: "I told you last night, NO"
I'm Alan Partridge:
"You've got huge barns, with 20 foot hight chickens, going 'Why are we so Massive' "
Blackadder:
flash with something along the lines of "So I flew towards her window, machine gunned my number onto her wall, then shagged her sister"
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Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires!
Homer: Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Homer: Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
'Far away, there in the sunshine are my aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them and try to follow where they may lead.' (Louisa May Alcott)
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Blackadder 2
Blackadder : 'Anyway the crew will steer this ship'
Captain Redbeard (Tom Baker) : 'The crew?'
Blackadder : 'Yes the crew. I thought it was common maritime practice for a ship to have a crew'
Captain Redbear: 'Opinion is divided on the subject, all the other captains say it is, i say it isn't.
Blackadder: ' Oh God!'
Blackadder : 'Anyway the crew will steer this ship'
Captain Redbeard (Tom Baker) : 'The crew?'
Blackadder : 'Yes the crew. I thought it was common maritime practice for a ship to have a crew'
Captain Redbear: 'Opinion is divided on the subject, all the other captains say it is, i say it isn't.
Blackadder: ' Oh God!'
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......got me thinking now....superjohnmcginlay wrote:Worthy4England wrote:Blackadder
Captain Flasheart: Smoke me a kipper I'll be back before breakfast....Thought that was Red Dwarf?
Maybe we should add Red Dwarf to the list too 
Apparently Ace Rimmer......in Red Dwarf...
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True, google tells me:communistworkethic wrote:it was red dwarf
flashheart appear in Plan 4: Private Plane, and doesn't say those words.
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!"
"Stoke me a Clipper, I'll be back for Christmas!"
Never saw the show I'm afraid.
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That show I saw Baldric.TANGODANCER wrote:"You wouldn't recognize a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Cunning plans are here again!'"
"If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names. " Elbert Hubbard.
Blackadder Goes Forth
Lord Flasheart: All right men, let's do-oo-oo it! The first thing to remember is: always treat your kite
[Flashheart taps the picture of the Sopwith Camel with his stick]
Lord Flasheart: like you treat your woman!
[Flashheart whips the air with his cane]
Lieutenant George: How, how do you mean, Sir? Do you mean, do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?
Lord Flasheart: No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.
Lord Flasheart: All right men, let's do-oo-oo it! The first thing to remember is: always treat your kite
[Flashheart taps the picture of the Sopwith Camel with his stick]
Lord Flasheart: like you treat your woman!
[Flashheart whips the air with his cane]
Lieutenant George: How, how do you mean, Sir? Do you mean, do you mean take her home at weekends to meet your mother?
Lord Flasheart: No, I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."
"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."
"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."
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One of my favourite passages (of which there are several) from Fawlty Towers.
Mrs. Richards: [standing next to the window] And another thing: I asked for a room with a view.
Basil Fawlty: [aside to Manuel] Deaf, mad, *and* blind.
[to Mrs. Richards as he makes a show of inspecting the view]
Basil Fawlty: This is the view as far as I can remember... Yes... Yes, this is it.
Mrs. Richards: When I pay for a view, I expect to see something more interesting than that.
Basil Fawlty: That is Torquay, madam.
Mrs. Richards: Well, that's not good enough.
Basil Fawlty: Well, might I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The hanging gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...
Mrs. Richards: Don't be ridiculous. I expect to be able to see the sea.
Basil Fawlty: You *can* see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky.
Mrs. Richards: [standing next to the window] And another thing: I asked for a room with a view.
Basil Fawlty: [aside to Manuel] Deaf, mad, *and* blind.
[to Mrs. Richards as he makes a show of inspecting the view]
Basil Fawlty: This is the view as far as I can remember... Yes... Yes, this is it.
Mrs. Richards: When I pay for a view, I expect to see something more interesting than that.
Basil Fawlty: That is Torquay, madam.
Mrs. Richards: Well, that's not good enough.
Basil Fawlty: Well, might I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The hanging gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...
Mrs. Richards: Don't be ridiculous. I expect to be able to see the sea.
Basil Fawlty: You *can* see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky.
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Worthy4England wrote:......got me thinking now....superjohnmcginlay wrote:Worthy4England wrote:Blackadder
Captain Flasheart: Smoke me a kipper I'll be back before breakfast....
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