WHY ENGLAND WILL LOSE TOMORROW

Luna · Post by **Luna** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:59 pm

boltonboris wrote:
Luna wrote:From the BBC

1629: GOAL Russia 0-1 England
Michael Owen heads on Micah Richards' clearance and Wayne Rooney takes it on his chest and volleys it magnificently into the roof of the net. A truly great goal.

I'm sorry, that sounds very similar to what happened when we scored while playing "ugly long ball".
I think they meant a truly great finish

Well I haven't seen the goal, so I couldn't comment.

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:03 pm

fecking shitbags

i left work in a content state, get home and we've fecking well lost

jesus wept

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:06 pm

I can't help thinking that if we had played our normal game instead of 'all hands to defence' we would have stuffed them. Their defence made ours look like the immovable object! Every set piece, every ball played into the box had them disco dancing.

Nice sporting moment at the end too. One of their players gets fake cramp, the ref blows, the player gets treatment and Russia restart the game with a sneaky attack. As for the fxcking penalty! I honestly thought someone had thrown a hand grenade on the pitch!!

That game fxcking stunk of Hiddink!!

WhiteArmy · Post by **WhiteArmy** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:12 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:I can't help thinking that if we had played our normal game instead of 'all hands to defence' we would have stuffed them. Their defence made ours look like the immovable object! Every set piece, every ball played into the box had them disco dancing.

I noticed that too! WTF could we not just pass the ball out of defence? they upped their game a bit certainly but not enough to induce panic sticken defending to that degree

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:26 pm

Downing...........

ahead of Bentley...............

ahead of Ashley Young......................

sheesh

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:28 pm

Batman wrote:Downing...........

ahead of Bentley...............

ahead of Ashley Young......................

Ahead of a headless chicken!

Bwfcraig · Post by **Bwfcraig** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:42 pm

To think this morning life was all better!

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:09 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:I can't help thinking that if we had played our normal game instead of 'all hands to defence' we would have stuffed them. Their defence made ours look like the immovable object! Every set piece, every ball played into the box had them disco dancing.

Nice sporting moment at the end too. One of their players gets fake cramp, the ref blows, the player gets treatment and Russia restart the game with a sneaky attack. As for the fxcking penalty! I honestly thought someone had thrown a hand grenade on the pitch!!

That game fxcking stunk of Hiddink!!

SOTWA - completely agreed - we went for a draw, we got in front; got giddy then didn't know what the fook to do...little bit like Boro's "let's send 15 forwards on" policy when they got to the UeFA cup final before getting found out by a team that we had drawn against....

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:24 pm

Bwfcraig wrote:To think this morning life was all better!

Aye, and the wife burnt my tea tonight too.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:50 pm

MOTD 2min old, already Joe Cole is diving and cheating to get the other lad booked.

Shameful.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:53 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Bwfcraig wrote:To think this morning life was all better!

Aye, and the wife burnt my tea tonight too.

That's another one round your way that can't cook chips is it, Hoss?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:55 pm

Perhaps, but she makes a crackin breakfast.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:14 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
Bwfcraig wrote:To think this morning life was all better!

Aye, and the wife burnt my tea tonight too.
That's another one round your way that can't cook chips is it, Hoss?

Ahh, my Mums chips. Food of the Gods.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:18 pm

Batman wrote:Perhaps, but she makes a crackin breakfast.

Come now...we both know that she doesn't.

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:53 am

Maybe it's just me, but it looks like any defender who wasn't Rio Ferdinand might have had a chance to clear that off the line. Lazy bastard.

Athers · Post by **Athers** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:43 am

Looks like we'll be able to enjoy the football next summer without the 'fan every 2 years' idiots giving us their opinions every 5 minutes.

James B · Post by **James B** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:00 am

Athers wrote:Looks like we'll be able to enjoy the football next summer without the 'fan every 2 years' idiots giving us their opinions every 5 minutes.

looks like the bbc/itv programmes will have to actually include half time analysis, instead of beaming back to base camp to watch david beckham walk from the hotel to his car

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:16 am

James B wrote:
Athers wrote:Looks like we'll be able to enjoy the football next summer without the 'fan every 2 years' idiots giving us their opinions every 5 minutes.
looks like the bbc/itv programmes will have to actually include half time analysis, instead of beaming back to base camp to watch david beckham walk from the hotel to his car

The very two same things that I said yesterday evening - I'm glad that England are knocked out (assuming all goes to plan) as that means I'll get to enjoy some football next summer instead of our media's own brand of uber-tedious, all-consuming mass hysteria. Don't give a shite about the national team, they're an inconvenience, and it means a summer off for the likes of Gerrard. Suits me down to the ground.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:49 pm

H. Pedersen wrote:Maybe it's just me, but it looks like any defender who wasn't Rio Ferdinand might have had a chance to clear that off the line. Lazy bastard.

Spot on. Ferdinand just waved a lethargic leg at it without moving. Any sign of a decent attempt would have blocked it. Might have hurt himself on all that plastic grass. Big-headed tosspot.

scottishlad · Post by **scottishlad** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:08 pm

Arthur Askey, Jive Bunny, red-faced c*nts eating double-egg and chips in Spanish beachside cafes withe there england strip on all week, Dear Deidrie, El Tel, The Chuckle Brothers, to me to you, a pint of bitter, coming to a standstill because of a slight flurry of snow, Bernard Matthews, Ian fecking Wright, old maids cycling to Holy Communion through the morning mist...can you hear me you Morris Dancers...your boys took a hell of a beating from brother Ivan!!

Helped ease the pain of our woeful display, no end.

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