WHY ENGLAND WILL LOSE TOMORROW

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Post by Bench » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:40 pm

scottishlad wrote:Arthur Askey, Jive Bunny, red-faced c*nts eating double-egg and chips in Spanish beachside cafes withe there england strip on all week, Dear Deidrie, El Tel, The Chuckle Brothers, to me to you, a pint of bitter, coming to a standstill because of a slight flurry of snow, Bernard Matthews, Ian fecking Wright, old maids cycling to Holy Communion through the morning mist...can you hear me you Morris Dancers...your boys took a hell of a beating from brother Ivan!!


Helped ease the pain of our woeful display, no end.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:04 pm

scottishlad wrote:Arthur Askey, Jive Bunny, red-faced c*nts eating double-egg and chips in Spanish beachside cafes withe there england strip on all week, Dear Deidrie, El Tel, The Chuckle Brothers, to me to you, a pint of bitter, coming to a standstill because of a slight flurry of snow, Bernard Matthews, Ian fecking Wright, old maids cycling to Holy Communion through the morning mist...can you hear me you Morris Dancers...your boys took a hell of a beating from brother Ivan!!
Excellent proof (as if it were needed) as to your bitterness towards you superiors. You see, at least the Norwegian commentator that you parody claimed their victory by way of his own national team having beaten ours. You Jocks have to wait for someone else to beat us and then pinch another nations commentary. :lol:

Remember this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HLAK8sOGRg


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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:08 pm

scottishlad wrote:Arthur Askey, Jive Bunny, red-faced c*nts eating double-egg and chips in Spanish beachside cafes withe there england strip on all week, Dear Deidrie, El Tel, The Chuckle Brothers, to me to you, a pint of bitter, coming to a standstill because of a slight flurry of snow, Bernard Matthews, Ian fecking Wright, old maids cycling to Holy Communion through the morning mist...can you hear me you Morris Dancers...your boys took a hell of a beating from brother Ivan!!


Helped ease the pain of our woeful display, no end.
On the plus side at least it was brother Ivan - and not his baby sister Georgia...
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:21 pm

Bench wrote:
scottishlad wrote:Arthur Askey, Jive Bunny, red-faced c*nts eating double-egg and chips in Spanish beachside cafes withe there england strip on all week, Dear Deidrie, El Tel, The Chuckle Brothers, to me to you, a pint of bitter, coming to a standstill because of a slight flurry of snow, Bernard Matthews, Ian fecking Wright, old maids cycling to Holy Communion through the morning mist...can you hear me you Morris Dancers...your boys took a hell of a beating from brother Ivan!!


Helped ease the pain of our woeful display, no end.
It's English, Jim....but not as we know it.....
Frankly, I'm astonished that anyone understood this but now I gather it appears to be some form of insult or one-upmanship. I remember Arthur and his daughter Anthea but he wasn't really very funny - not like Hancock. All the other references have lost me completely. I assumed this was some form of modern, but incomprehensible, poetry inspired by an out of body experience. Evidently I was wrong.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:35 pm

scottishlad wrote:Arthur Askey, Jive Bunny, red-faced c*nts eating double-egg and chips in Spanish beachside cafes withe there england strip on all week, Dear Deidrie, El Tel, The Chuckle Brothers, to me to you, a pint of bitter, coming to a standstill because of a slight flurry of snow, Bernard Matthews, Ian fecking Wright, old maids cycling to Holy Communion through the morning mist...can you hear me you Morris Dancers...your boys took a hell of a beating from brother Ivan!!


Helped ease the pain of our woeful display, no end.
"I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fecking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonised by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fecking difference."

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Post by scottishlad » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:02 pm

:D :D :D :crazy:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:41 pm

scottishlad wrote::D :D :D :crazy:
What a stunning rejoinder. Quick, find him a worthy Norwegian. :roll:
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Post by scottishlad » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:38 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
scottishlad wrote::D :D :D :crazy:
What a stunning rejoinder. Quick, find him a worthy Norwegian. :roll:

lol xxx
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:40 pm

scottishlad wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
scottishlad wrote::D :D :D :crazy:
What a stunning rejoinder. Quick, find him a worthy Norwegian. :roll:

lol xxx
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Post by Batman » Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:53 am

Sam Allardyce has refused to rule himself out of the running for the England job if Steve McClaren gets the sack. (Mirror)


I'll rule you out you fat c*nt.
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Post by Don Alonso » Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:03 pm

Would it be in any way smug of me to say...



I WAS RIGHT !!!!!!!!


....and they won me £127 by being as ineffective as I thought they'd be. :mrgreen:
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