TW Caption Competition Part 2

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:30 pm

Thanks! I haven't been in this thread a while but please let me know if this has already been done:

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:31 pm

The lads at Bletchley Park finally crack Enigma.

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:33 pm

Fixed

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:00 pm

Que? No comprendo. I no spik Scotch. What is 'start on bench'?

WhiteArmy · Post by **WhiteArmy** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:07 pm

Fxck me, nobody's nose can really be that purple!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:02 pm

He doesn't really look like my dad.

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Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:25 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:He doesn't really look like my dad.

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beat me to it!

Curbs, Curbs, Curbs, CURBS, LOOK AT ME, WHY WON'T YOU ACKNOWLEDGE ME? WHY WON'T YOU LOOOOOOOOVE ME????????

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:19 pm

"Who's this Cawos Tewez, he keeps talking about"?

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:20 pm

From one bastard in Claret to another

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:36 pm

OK, this one seems to have dried up so I'm giving it to Batman, made me laugh.

For the record, mine would be:

Ferguson: "I swear to you that nothing underhanded has occured during Carlos' transfer to Manchester United. And if there were any illegal agreements between Kia, West Ham, and myself, may God strike Carlos dead!"

Tevez: "¿Que?"

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:49 pm

H. Pedersen wrote:OK, this one seems to have dried up so I'm giving it to Batman, made me laugh.

For the record, mine would be:

Ferguson: "I swear to you that nothing underhanded has occured during Carlos' transfer to Manchester United. And if there were any illegal agreements between Kia, West Ham, and myself, may God strike Carlos dead!"

Tevez: "¿Que?"

That wouldn't have won.....

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:24 pm

H. Pedersen wrote:Thanks! I haven't been in this thread a while but please let me know if this has already been done:

Since!!!

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:33 pm

Sod it!

Crack on.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:35 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Sod it!

Crack on.

You are sh*t, sh*t like this

H. Pedersen · Post by **H. Pedersen** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:23 pm

"I bet £20 that Bolton won't get this far out of their own half."

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:57 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Sod it!

Crack on.

This is how the Kaiser will grab me from behind if we only draw 2-2 against Bolton, so make sure they don't score.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:23 pm

So don't open your legs more than this, and then that big donkey Davies will never score!

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:04 pm

And you know the worst thing, Oliver? The Englischer manager had a shit-eating grin this wide afterwards.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:45 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:

So don't open your legs more than this, and then that big donkey Davies will never score!

WINNER!

Over to you Zulu.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:25 am

I theankk yeaww! I'll post one up later today.

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