Allardyce is a complete failure, let's all laugh at him.

[Daxter]

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcfor ... =46582.200

This is fun.

During the game, the toon fans are furious:

Yup - Fat Sam has got it very wrong today - not for the first time this season.

NOBODY SHOOTS ON THIS f****** TEAM FFS

Well im off Disgraceful yet again Sam doesnt realise how big a job this is

we will not come back FACT

bye bye

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

set pieces are absolute s*** for us

If we get beat of the scum, Allardyce is gone.

We've also got all the big teams still to get beat off yet, cant see him lasting the season

No subs made?

Jesus f****** christ. Get Martins on, you fat c***.

Wait, some sense?

In the summer, we knew that we shouldnt expect to just have instant success and to win every home game against everyone who isnt top 4..... and to be fair to Portsmouth, they have been blinding so far this season and are a team that Harry has been building for longer than SA has.

Ahh, this is better! Pure rage, get him out!

Allardyce looks more clueless than Roeder..f****** joke tactics today.

Sack him NOW fFS

Remember the bad old days? they are back!

This game will hopefully open eyes of how s**** we have been this season.

feck* mackems next, Allardyce out sooner rather than later.

Sack this useless fat b****** now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He doesnt have a clue about any tatis or how to play football to your strengths, he is no better than souness or roeder and that is a fact. we have had a very easy start to ththe bank for mourinho have another billionaire bankroll him in a teame season and still lost to s****. new players new manager same old s***, Ashley and Mort will not put up with the garbage this w****** is serving to us week in week out, when we lose next week and make no doubts about it we will lose the fans will turn against the fat useless s**** and want him out

Been saying it for years we need to go foreign get him out now and break

And to end, here is this pearl of wisdom:

I honestly think SJP is our problem, its no suprise we we havent been that good since it was expanded, i say we try a few home games at the reserve ground just to see if it helps.

[Batman]

that is amazing


what a set of wankers

[James B]

totally expected and yet still so utterly delicious

[officer_dibble]

i like the quote about no subs best

ahhhh wait till he plays martins at left back

[Bruce Rioja]

Cacapa's been subbed off

After 22 minutes?

The feck* used to wait until the 2nd minute of injury time at our place!

[Batman]

anyone else sat watching motd as pompey stick in the third

laughing, and flicking the v's at the screen

take that allardyce you diseased prick!

[CAPSLOCK]

Cacapa's been subbed off

After 22 minutes?

The feck used to wait until the 2nd minute of injury time at our place!

That useless ginger smurf may take issue with you there

[boltonboris]

anyone else sat watching motd as pompey stick in the third

laughing, and flicking the v's at the screen
take that allardyce you diseased prick!

Exactly what I did!!

[warthog]

Oh dear

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Nice audition for TheBish's TW-Spy job there, Dax...

re: Pompey - their players look good, don't they? Pity for them that Sulley Muntari (Ghana), Papa Bouba Diop (Senegal), Kanu and John Utaka (both Nigeria) will all spend January at the Nations Cup. Maybe they won't make it back for their Feb 9th game with us, which would leave them looking somewhat less athletic in midfield.

[Bruce Rioja]

Nice audition for TheBish's TW-Spy job there, Dax...

re: Pompey - their players look good, don't they? Pity for them that Sulley Muntari (Ghana), Papa Bouba Diop (Senegal), Kanu and John Utaka (both Nigeria) will all spend January at the Nations Cup. Maybe they won't make it back for their Feb 9th game with us, which would leave them looking somewhat less athletic in midfield.

I only realised yesterday that we lose Meite as well for that. Ivory Coast? For some reason I thought that he was French!

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Nice audition for TheBish's TW-Spy job there, Dax...

re: Pompey - their players look good, don't they? Pity for them that Sulley Muntari (Ghana), Papa Bouba Diop (Senegal), Kanu and John Utaka (both Nigeria) will all spend January at the Nations Cup. Maybe they won't make it back for their Feb 9th game with us, which would leave them looking somewhat less athletic in midfield.

I only realised yesterday that we lose Meite as well for that. Ivory Coast? For some reason I thought that he was French!

Wake up, Brucey... half of us have been fearing January might expose our defensive shortfall, half waiting for him to clear off...

[Montreal Wanderer]

Nice audition for TheBish's TW-Spy job there, Dax...

re: Pompey - their players look good, don't they? Pity for them that Sulley Muntari (Ghana), Papa Bouba Diop (Senegal), Kanu and John Utaka (both Nigeria) will all spend January at the Nations Cup. Maybe they won't make it back for their Feb 9th game with us, which would leave them looking somewhat less athletic in midfield.

I only realised yesterday that we lose Meite as well for that. Ivory Coast? For some reason I thought that he was French!

He is - he was born in Paris of Ivorian parents. Oh, and that scouser number 4 is Irish.

[Bruce Rioja]

Nice audition for TheBish's TW-Spy job there, Dax...

re: Pompey - their players look good, don't they? Pity for them that Sulley Muntari (Ghana), Papa Bouba Diop (Senegal), Kanu and John Utaka (both Nigeria) will all spend January at the Nations Cup. Maybe they won't make it back for their Feb 9th game with us, which would leave them looking somewhat less athletic in midfield.

I only realised yesterday that we lose Meite as well for that. Ivory Coast? For some reason I thought that he was French!

Wake up, Brucey... half of us have been fearing January might expose our defensive shortfall, half waiting for him to clear off...

Hey, lets draw a Sammy Lee positive here. It'll present an opportunity to Geraaaaa........ Oh feck!

[officer_dibble]

Nice audition for TheBish's TW-Spy job there, Dax...

re: Pompey - their players look good, don't they? Pity for them that Sulley Muntari (Ghana), Papa Bouba Diop (Senegal), Kanu and John Utaka (both Nigeria) will all spend January at the Nations Cup. Maybe they won't make it back for their Feb 9th game with us, which would leave them looking somewhat less athletic in midfield.

to be fair they are probably looking at nolan, campo, mccann and speed and saying the same thing.

except we are 'less athletic' than the local retirement village at times...

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Nice audition for TheBish's TW-Spy job there, Dax...

re: Pompey - their players look good, don't they? Pity for them that Sulley Muntari (Ghana), Papa Bouba Diop (Senegal), Kanu and John Utaka (both Nigeria) will all spend January at the Nations Cup. Maybe they won't make it back for their Feb 9th game with us, which would leave them looking somewhat less athletic in midfield.

to be fair they are probably looking at nolan, campo, mccann and speed and saying the same thing.

I'll wager they're not looking at our midfield at all, Dibs.

[officer_dibble]

Nice audition for TheBish's TW-Spy job there, Dax...

re: Pompey - their players look good, don't they? Pity for them that Sulley Muntari (Ghana), Papa Bouba Diop (Senegal), Kanu and John Utaka (both Nigeria) will all spend January at the Nations Cup. Maybe they won't make it back for their Feb 9th game with us, which would leave them looking somewhat less athletic in midfield.

to be fair they are probably looking at nolan, campo, mccann and speed and saying the same thing.

I'll wager they're not looking at our midfield at all, Dibs.

bah I was being confident for me as well after yesterday. you had to spoil it!

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

Pompey - their players look good, don't they? Pity for them that Sulley Muntari (Ghana), Papa Bouba Diop (Senegal), Kanu and John Utaka (both Nigeria) will all spend January at the Nations Cup. Maybe they won't make it back for their Feb 9th game with us, which would leave them looking somewhat less athletic in midfield.

to be fair they are probably looking at nolan, campo, mccann and speed and saying the same thing.

I'll wager they're not looking at our midfield at all, Dibs.

bah I was being confident for me as well after yesterday. you had to spoil it!

Aye, noticed you're a bit chipperer since yesterday's draw. Well, maybe we can overtake Pompey in January...

[officer_dibble]

by having a faster team coach?

[dodgykipper]

Seems he is still getting on well with the press. The NE derby will be a good one to watch this weekend.

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Sto ... 34,00.html

Rattled Allardyce hits out at critics and asks for patience


Louise Taylor
Friday November 9, 2007
The Guardian

Sam Allardyce appears to have been severely rattled by recent speculation that his job as Newcastle United manager may be in jeopardy and has accused the media of "shit-stirring". When asked yesterday if he felt under pressure, Allardyce, whose side have lost their last two games, including Saturday's 4-1 defeat by Portsmouth at St James' Park, replied: "You mean the crap press I get.

"You mean the speculative stuff that is written to try and make your life difficult. It's probably more volatile and more unacceptable than I expected here.You don't speculate about someone taking over someone else's job when you lose two games."

That was a reference to a Sunday newspaper story suggesting that Mike Ashley and Chris Mort, Newcastle's owner and chairman, were keen to replace Allardyce with Blackburn Rovers' manager, Mark Hughes.

Although Mort later poured scorn on that report, describing it as ludicrous, Allardyce, who faces a tough test in tomorrow's Tyne-Wear derby against Sunderland at the Stadium of Light, admitted: "I know if I don't get results huge pressure will be put on Mike and Chris, let alone on me."

The former Bolton manager, who has yet to win over a section of Newcastle's fans which remains underwhelmed by his preferred direct style of play, blames headline-chasing journalists for creating such stress. "It's started by the media - they train the public how to react," he said. "I'm hardly happy about it but it goes with the territory."

As, it seems, do impatience and fickleness. Although the former Sunderland centre-half arrived only in the summer and has recruited virtually an entire team of new players, there is a craving for immediate success on Tyneside. But Allardyce, who only last month presided over Newcastle's best beginning to a season for a decade, cautioned: "I still think it will take me three to five years to get this club where I want it to be.

"This club hasn't had any sustained success for 50 years and fundamental things need to be put in place. I think the difficulty at the moment lies with everyone being so new. I don't think anyone realises that when you change so much it is difficult to get things right overnight."

It took Allardyce a few years to turn Bolton into European contenders and he insisted that his present travails were "nothing like" as bad as "the dark days" when Wanderers were struggling at the foot of the Premier League and once went 10 games without a win. Moreover he fully intends to confound his present doubters. "I haven't been sacked since 1995 at Blackpool," he said, "and I don't want to be sacked again."