Huns in Spain

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:21 am

PLEASE, DON'T EVER COME BACK AGAIN

Dear Rangers supporters- never come back to Barcelona again. And not because your players themselves aren't a legitimate team. No, it's not because of that- the Nou Camp frequently hosts teams who are lazy, boring, who only defend, who run and kick their opponents, and who shouldn't be in elite competition. On top of this, Rangers merely defend, run at the opposition and play dirty. Their defenders are butchers, their midfielders, heavy-footed; and their strikers just stand there like the furniture.

But even apart from the footballing aspect, the best thing would be for Rangers never to return to Barcelona, because every time they do, they make a mess of the place. 35 years ago, you (the Rangers supporters) destroyed the seats at the Nou Camp. This time we have enjoyed no less than 48 hours of brawls, provocation, rackets, fights and common drunk women throughout the whole city, which you have fouled however you pleased.

Stay at home and vomit in your own living-room, urinate in your sitting-room corners, fight with your neighbours, the Celtic supporters (who deserve a prize just for putting up with you) and foul the streets of Glasgow instead. Don't come back here again, because it is not a laughing matter. And, by extension, don't play in the Champions' League either. You are not at that level neither in a sporting nor human sense.

There are noisy groups of supporters who, although they drink vast amounts of beer, make friends at the same time. But you? Not you, because everywhere you go, you turn into a rubbish tip. You are undesirables. And so are those who fraudulently sell, or "rent out" their tickets. These people screw Barca over, because they trade their season tickets illegally. And in doing this they cause massive annoyance for other members of the club. A true Barcelona fan would not re-sell their ticket for the match. If you are not going to the match, give it to a family member, or you could even use the 'Seient Lliure' service (an automated ticket service used by some Spanish clubs including Barcelona).

From now on, the responsibility lies with UEFA and the club itself to ensure who the ticket is sold to. The best thing for all of us would be that you as a supporter, in a moment of lucidity, decide not to travel if you do not have tickets. As that is never going to happen, those who sell the tickets illegally must be brought to justice. But the best thing would be if we never had to play Rangers again.

(Printed in El Mundo, 8/11/2007)

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:29 am

must just be bitter, as I am lead to believe all scottish fans are salt of the earth and that they leave a trail of buttercups everywhere they walk.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:47 am

Spanish in 'the Brits are alcoholic animals' shocker. Rangers fans in 'acting like drunken animals' shocker.

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:57 am

blurred wrote:Spanish in 'the Brits are alcoholic animals' shocker. Rangers fans in 'acting like drunken animals' shocker.

To be fair, he does say there are other fans who can drink vast quantities of beer WITHOUT turning feral. I assume he included British fans of other teams too. If, however, you're response is from a guilty concience then carry on!

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:31 am

enfieldwhite wrote:
blurred wrote:Spanish in 'the Brits are alcoholic animals' shocker. Rangers fans in 'acting like drunken animals' shocker.
To be fair, he does say there are other fans who can drink vast quantities of beer WITHOUT turning feral. I assume he included British fans of other teams too. If, however, you're response is from a guilty concience then carry on!

The Spaniards tend to whinge about the Brits, this much is known. We had a good press when we were over in Barca last year (as have other teams) but the average Spaniard will still enjoy a good whinge at the Brits' expense.

Is there a link for the article, by the way?

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:40 am

blurred wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
blurred wrote:Spanish in 'the Brits are alcoholic animals' shocker. Rangers fans in 'acting like drunken animals' shocker.
To be fair, he does say there are other fans who can drink vast quantities of beer WITHOUT turning feral. I assume he included British fans of other teams too. If, however, you're response is from a guilty concience then carry on!
The Spaniards tend to whinge about the Brits, this much is known. We had a good press when we were over in Barca last year (as have other teams) but the average Spaniard will still enjoy a good whinge at the Brits' expense.

Is there a link for the article, by the way?

This bit at the bottom was my clue.

(Printed in El Mundo, 8/11/2007)

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:10 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:This bit at the bottom was my clue.

(Printed in El Mundo, 8/11/2007)

Aye, I were wondering if there were an online version, as in a 'link' to the original article.

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:13 pm

blurred wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:This bit at the bottom was my clue.

(Printed in El Mundo, 8/11/2007)
Aye, I were wondering if there were an online version, as in a 'link' to the original article.

misunderstood, sorry.

Try www.elmundo.org

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:12 pm

Scots in Scotland are no better

click if you dare

http://www.comeonboro.com/football_funnies/180031.php

watch, then realise where he is.

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:44 pm

Batman wrote:Scots in Scotland are no better

click if you dare

http://www.comeonboro.com/football_funnies/180031.php

watch, then realise where he is.

I've been in some states in my time, but I just can't imagine ever doing that in any condition

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:41 pm

pretty standard really

WhiteArmy · Post by **WhiteArmy** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:20 pm

Yep, absolutely standard.

http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/index.p ... opic=43889

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:51 pm

WhiteArmy wrote:Yep, absolutely standard.

http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/index.p ... opic=43889

what?

WhiteArmy · Post by **WhiteArmy** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:18 pm

fatshaft wrote:
WhiteArmy wrote:Yep, absolutely standard.

http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/index.p ... opic=43889
what?

Standard drunken football fans, is that not what you meant?

Manticore · Post by **Manticore** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:54 pm

20,000+ fans in barca.

Not one arrest.

One journo with a story written before we got there.

We're used to this shit.

Are Bolton?

I saw you in action in Portugal a couple of years back, not nice, if you look at the worst.

Great if you saw footie fans having great craic, a good drink and a sing song in Place Ribiera in Porto, any of you there?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:53 am

hmm rangers fans questioning bolton in Guimares????????? Ice.. thin...skating perhaps?

WhiteArmy · Post by **WhiteArmy** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:50 am

communistworkethic wrote:hmm rangers fans questioning bolton in Guimares????????? Ice.. thin...skating perhaps?

I think what he's saying is that a few spoil it for the rest commie, i was there in the square in Guimaraes at the time it went off and it was a couple of idiots who spoiled what otherwise had been a fantastic 2 days enjoyed by each set of supporters.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:51 am

football fans idiots?

as if

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:52 am

WhiteArmy, if you were going to recruit someone from follow follow to back up your arguements, could you not have picked a more credible candidate?

WhiteArmy · Post by **WhiteArmy** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:55 am

fatshaft wrote:WhiteArmy, if you were going to recruit someone from follow follow to back up your arguements, could you not have picked a more credible candidate?

If i was recruiting fat, i'd have brought a lot more, it was merely mentioned in a post and the bloke decided to give his input.

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