TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:00 pm

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Things went from bad to worse when Blue Peter asked for their badge back.

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Post by Gertie » Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:21 pm

Unfortunately for Big Sam, his problems were displayed in front of him in black and white.
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Post by FD » Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:36 pm

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Big Sam muses upon how much he regrets swapping his last brain cell for Abdoulaye Faye! "Gartside, you sly old fox..."

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"My kingdom for Henrik Pedersen"

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Post by WhiteArmy » Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:54 pm

Sam had failed to properly read the instructions on the box of Super Strength Wig Glue.

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:57 pm

Big Sam wondered if the first week of December was too soon to roll out the "African Cup of Nations" excuse.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:11 pm

In the 7th minute of injury time Sam wondered whether now might be the time to put a sub on.
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:12 pm

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So where's this South Korea then?
May the bridges I burn light your way

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:15 pm

Now where did I put that ear piece? :?

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:19 pm

I could do with little Sammy here. He could see the positives with this lot.
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:35 pm

Allardyce wonders why looking like a gum-chewing feckless nice person got Mclaren the England job and not him.
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:40 pm

I don't know what I'm doing! I don't know what I'm doing!

Stayed at the Reebok, I should have stayed at The Reebok.

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:50 pm

Gertie wrote:Unfortunately for Big Sam, his problems were displayed in front of him in black and white.
i see the enthusiasm for this died roughly the time of the equaliser
but this wins it for me

some good uns though

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Post by Gertie » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:34 pm

Cheers your Royalness...

Get your typewriters around the Special One

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:39 pm

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" Jurrasic Park? Yes, I just watched it last night."


"They where all stuck in this car, and the T-Rex was going GRRRRRRRRRRRRR......Raaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!"
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:43 pm

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Here Bwian. Mr Barwick, I'm here...

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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:18 pm

The Special Needs One
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:42 pm

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Last night I heard my mamma singin this so-o-ong, ....oooh wee, chirpy chirpy cheep-cheep
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?

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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:19 pm

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The new boss is not afraid to taunt his opposite number as England host Euro champions Germany in a friendly.

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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:25 pm

Gertie wrote:Cheers your Royalness...

Get your typewriters around the Special One

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Mr Barwick: Are you free Mr Humphries?

Mr Mourhino: I'm free...

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Post by Gertie » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:35 pm

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Here Bwian. Mr Barwick, I'm here...
Go on Abdoulaye's other half, you win :)
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