TW Caption Competition Part 2

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:39 pm

Manchester United complained about their new green away strip today, after being beaten 6-3 by Southampton at the Dell. A United spokesman said "it was really difficult for us to pick out our players with the new strip"

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:48 pm

He's got good roots for a big man

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:58 pm

Forest - the glory days are long gone.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:52 pm

African FA struggle with the concept of carrying out its own root and branch review.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:15 pm

Despite a poor start, the old stump upfront was finally starting to show signs of life

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:17 pm

Someone always went over the top in Zimbabwe's annual christmas fancy dress footy match

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:58 pm

Having moved from Accrington Stanley to FC Dakar, Graham Branch flourished.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:23 pm

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"Now imagine this tree is Abdoulaye Meite lads and lob the ball over his head every time. Sure to work as people keep claiming he's rooted".

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:31 pm

He can laugh about it now but at the time Gazza was so drunk he was sure he was being attacked by a giant broccoli floret.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:55 am

CrazyHorse wrote:And today's team will be playing four-three-tree

Simplest ones are always the best

Geedy up gee gee!

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:14 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:And today's team will be playing four-three-tree

Simplest ones are always the best

Geedy up gee gee!

Hey! Who are you calling simple?

Cheers Soldier. I'll pop one up presently....

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:57 pm

Fill yer boots.

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:14 pm

Santa thinks: Why can't they use waterproof nappies?

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:29 pm

jeremy beadle sinks to new low as dagenham town centre santa

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:43 pm

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One thousand four hundred and ninety fxxxin seven....

chris · Post by **chris** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:55 pm

After losing a CD listing good and bad children, an exhausted Santa was made to work 24 hours a day as punishment.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:05 pm

ho oh no.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:10 pm

What with it being Christmas and stuff I'll keep this one running for a few more days if that's ok with everyone.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:28 am

'I mustn't mess up, I mustn't mess up', thought the newest elf, Little Sammy, as Santa scowled at him once again.

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:50 pm

"No wonder I'm tired. Its Boxing Day and I'm still being used in this caption competition."

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