TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:32 am

We have a winner ladies and gentlemen. Sarcasm is the way to my heart everytime. :D
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:00 pm

Oooh ta very much. I'll pop something on this afternoon...
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:12 pm

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Is this still fresh enough in folks minds?.........
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:16 pm

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And the winner in the hide and seek category is....
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Post by Batman » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:58 pm

Mrs and Mrs Speed struggled to get something decent in Sheffield, so they thought about commuting from Panama, by canoe.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:43 pm

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Panama 'kinell! :shock:
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:02 pm

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... still, it's better than Middlesbrough.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:11 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

Panama 'kinell! :shock:
Winner

This made me chuckle. Your shout Brucey...
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:01 am

Too late to win, but I wish I'd entered

A man, a plan, a canoe, Panama.
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Post by blurred » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:44 am

Little Green Man wrote:Too late to win, but I wish I'd entered

A man, a plan, a canoe, Panama.
Very good :)
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:28 pm

blurred wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:Too late to win, but I wish I'd entered

A man, a plan, a canoe, Panama.
Very good :)
True, although it loses the palindromic effect of the original. :wink:

Unless of course you add a few words as in:

A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal – Panama!
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Post by cophilie » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:16 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
blurred wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:Too late to win, but I wish I'd entered

A man, a plan, a canoe, Panama.
Very good :)
True, although it loses the palindromic effect of the original. :wink:

Unless of course you add a few words as in:

A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal – Panama!

:pray: :pray: :pray:

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:21 pm

cophilie wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
blurred wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:Too late to win, but I wish I'd entered

A man, a plan, a canoe, Panama.
Very good :)
True, although it loses the palindromic effect of the original. :wink:

Unless of course you add a few words as in:

A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal – Panama!

:pray: :pray: :pray:

How much free time do you have?
Well, I didn't originate it and my job is to find information very quickly!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:48 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote: Winner

This made me chuckle. Your shout Brucey...
Cheers, Harry.

I'll get something up a little later.
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:48 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
blurred wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:Too late to win, but I wish I'd entered

A man, a plan, a canoe, Panama.
Very good :)
True, although it loses the palindromic effect of the original. :wink:

Unless of course you add a few words as in:

A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal – Panama!
Bloody hell, he had a lot tucked away in that bedsit next door, didn't he? No wonder he didn't come out for five years. I wonder when he got round to eating the snipe?
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:06 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
blurred wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:Too late to win, but I wish I'd entered

A man, a plan, a canoe, Panama.
Very good :)
True, although it loses the palindromic effect of the original. :wink:

Unless of course you add a few words as in:

A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal – Panama!
Bloody hell, he had a lot tucked away in that bedsit next door, didn't he? No wonder he didn't come out for five years. I wonder when he got round to eating the snipe?
Yes, and I even learned two new words for me. Coloratura, is a term applied by the Italians to all variations, trillos, diminutions, &c. that can render a song agreeable. Percale is a closely woven cotton fabric with a smooth finish originally manufactured in France. :wink:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:49 pm

I have absolutely no clue as to what it is that you lot are gibbering on about.

Anyway, back to business. Do your worstest.

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:57 pm

Looks like Batty put his foot in it again
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:40 pm

Knew I shouldn't have watched Bridge to Terabithia and drunk all that Stella last night!

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:18 pm

The amount of sand on the Anfield pitch was starting to affect Crouch's performances.
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