Wise anyone?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:40 pm

erm i think it's about right

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:45 pm

I don't understand it at all, despite Bobo's help and Dibble's incisiveness.

Feck it, I'm off work ill, I don't like either club and I don't like the man. So, as with baseball, I don't HAVE to understand it.

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:54 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:I don't understand it at all, despite Bobo's help and Dibble's incisiveness.

Feck it, I'm off work ill, I don't like either club and I don't like the man. So, as with baseball, I don't HAVE to understand it.

But isn't it great when a club with infinitely more potential than us is run like a fairground stall?

I wallow in the schadenfreude of it all.

Don't try to understand - just love it, absolutely love it....

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:08 pm

Athers wrote:
Batman wrote:infinitely sluttier) women.
I doubt that.

No, I lived there for 3 years ... the quote which still has me wake up in a cold sweat was "... go on, put yer 'and up. I 'aven't got any knickers on, ... they were soakin' so I threw the bastards away ".

In a private room ? ... in a car ? ... at a bus stop or a park bench ? No, in a pub on Briggate in the city centre.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:27 pm

You may wake up in a cold sweat over it bobo, and it may have been in the pub but I'll wager you still "put yer 'and up", eh?

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:42 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:You may wake up in a cold sweat over it bobo, and it may have been in the pub but I'll wager you still "put yer 'and up", eh?

... and I'm still wearing the watch I found !

Clarky-BWFC · Post by **Clarky-BWFC** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:00 am

Hahahaaa!

Thats wrong, but so funny!

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:13 pm

officer_dibble wrote:Anyway BBC Leeds was hilarious on the way home...

There choices for manager? Jose (wonderland), Lucas Radebe, Alan Thompson (!!), Shearer(!!), David O Leary (:lol:), Jiohn Sheridan (bit more sensible), Andy Ritchie, Martinez....and of course...Fat Sam. Job could well be his....sh*t big team, money to spend, lower league football...and he aint harry basset so maybe. With Speed as asistant?

Gary McAllister's odds-on. Meanwhile, up in ToonWorld, one walking GCSE tells the camera: "It might make things better - they can't get much worse." Whither the Messiah?

Breaking news that Wise's title is Executive Director (Football). Will assist the board on football-related matters including the development of the academy and player recruitment. They've also appointed a Vice-President (Player Recruitment) and a Technical Co-Ordinator. Keegan will apparently be responsible for all matters relating to the first team.

So they've Keegan in as manager, then possibly asked him whether he'd like Shearer as a replacement-in-waiting, then appointed a much younger hungrier manager to a quasi-board position in which he chooses new players and directs the flowering of Newcastle's hardly failing youth academy, plus some other bods to close the transfer deals and organise the training of squad members old and new. Presumably Kevin's job is to look chipper and tell them they're great. Pity that some of the players are already wondering precisely how he does that.

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:34 pm

Anyone get the feeling Keegan was brought in as a figurehead to appease the charlies, while Ashley has gone out looking for who he thinks is the best manager he can get?

Mind, if that's Wise, then you've still got to qestion his decision. Seems to be a school of thought, that Poyet was the brains behind the Leeds revival, their results have certainly dipped since he went.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:28 pm

More hilarious still, they didn't even tell Keegan that Wise was coming. Just moved him in without any messiah consultation. Right hand,left-hand?

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:35 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:More hilarious still, they didn't even tell Keegan that Wise was coming. Just moved him in without any messiah consultation. Right hand,left-hand?

They probably figured that, as Little Kev was the Son of God, he knows all things so doesn't need telling. I hope the Geordie gobshites wriggle for months on this one!

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:36 pm

GAry Mac eh

Well its a gamble but I think it will work out well for them - he looked the real deal at Coventry before his wife was taken seriously ill?

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:32 am

Batman wrote:i think fat sam would take the Leeds job.

it's like Newcastle, but with moderately better lookin (and infinitely sluttier) women.

not sure about that fella

VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, and probably a few homes too.......

http://www.totallynsfw.com/videos/video ... rdie_slut/

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:33 am

TANGODANCER wrote:More hilarious still, they didn't even tell Keegan that Wise was coming. Just moved him in without any messiah consultation. Right hand,left-hand?

According to Mr Keggle, "I was involved in the decision ... I have been involved all along" ... from before he took the job, by all accounts. From even before Rednapp declined the job.

Bllx, you permed-haired knob. You had no idea whatsoever, as shown in the original interview.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:46 pm

fatshaft wrote:Anyone get the feeling Keegan was brought in as a figurehead to appease the charlies, while Ashley has gone out looking for who he thinks is the best manager he can get?

Mind, if that's Wise, then you've still got to qestion his decision. Seems to be a school of thought, that Poyet was the brains behind the Leeds revival, their results have certainly dipped since he went.

much as it worries me, I was thinking the same. KK as a figurehead (don't worry kev you don't need to do anything too difficult, no risk of another breakdown, just smile at the cameras) and the taxi-twatter as the real manager.

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:55 pm

fatshaft wrote:Seems to be a school of thought, that Poyet was the brains behind the Leeds revival, their results have certainly dipped since he went.

Aye, I'd noticed that...

Tombwfc · Post by **Tombwfc** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:27 pm

His arrival at Spurs also sparked their recent upturn. Maybe the man's a managerial genius.

Always liked Poyet to be honest.

Dave Sutton's barnet · Post by **Dave Sutton's barnet** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:12 pm

Tombwfc wrote:His arrival at Spurs also sparked their recent upturn. Maybe the man's a managerial genius.

Always liked Poyet to be honest.

Aye, those who've interviewed him speak highly of him too. Very astute first signing from Ramos.

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:29 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
Batman wrote:i think fat sam would take the Leeds job.

it's like Newcastle, but with moderately better lookin (and infinitely sluttier) women.
not sure about that fella

VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, and probably a few homes too.......

http://www.totallynsfw.com/videos/video ... rdie_slut/

fecking HELL!!!!!! Geordie lasses win back biggest slags in Uk title. Warning is entirely appropriate.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:31 pm

quality isn't she!!??

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