football's biggest c**ts

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Post by jordAn.WS22 » Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:16 pm

Cough cough cough Alan Smith cough cough cough.

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Post by Clarky-BWFC » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:13 am

Im shocked 1 person hasnt popped up yet...

Ricketts?

I hate him!!!

Another, hahaha i hate to have to say Hunt, cannot stand him! He just winds me up, his play and the way he looks hahaha

Savage gta be number 1 tho

C.Ronaldo? Only hate him coz hes so god damn good and plays for united

Beckham? Ha ha he just pisses every1 off

I think theres some good surgestions there
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Post by spraggy » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:55 am

Clarky-BWFC wrote:Im shocked 1 person hasnt popped up yet...

Ricketts?

I hate him!!!
I will always love Ricketts for scoring the winner at Old Trafford in 2001, and providing me with my greatest moment as a Bolton fan. :pray:
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:07 pm

Clarky-BWFC wrote:Im shocked 1 person hasnt popped up yet...

Ricketts?

I hate him!!!

Another, hahaha i hate to have to say Hunt, cannot stand him! He just winds me up, his play and the way he looks hahaha

Savage gta be number 1 tho

C.Ronaldo? Only hate him coz hes so god damn good and plays for united

Beckham? Ha ha he just pisses every1 off

I think theres some good surgestions there
Really?

I pity him myself.
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Post by Gertie » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:55 am

hisroyalgingerness wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Freddie Ljungberg is up there for me too (sorry Gerts!)
yeah the fecking underwear model. what a bloody crybaby
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The most gorgeous man on the planet, hot in his pants. Loves Bolton (deliberately missed an open net in the FA cup game) and never (that I've been aware of) spouts off to the press so gorgeous and silent perfection.

I'd put the photo of him in his pants but it would be wasted here.

However, his Spam team mates don't have Freddie's charm and therefore I would label as big, ugly, talentles nobends

Craig Bellamy
Lee Bowyer
Anton Ferdinand
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Biggest C***s

Post by CBuckerz » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:41 pm

Stephen Hunt for Reading
Robbie Savage, Derby
Patrice Evra, Man Utd Scum
Christopher Samba, Blackburn Inbreads

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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:35 pm

My favourite "love to hate" Rio Cashinhand"
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:57 pm

... However, his Spam team mates don't have Freddie's charm and therefore I would label as big, ugly, talentles nobends

Craig Bellamy
Lee Bowyer
Anton Ferdinand
Gertie !!! You're a mother now.
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Re: Biggest C***s

Post by Daxter » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:07 pm

CBuckerz wrote: Stephen Hunt for Reading
Robbie Savage, Derby
Patrice Evra, Man Utd Scum
Christopher Samba, Blackburn Inbreads

Justification for naming Samba? :conf:
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:16 pm

Gertie wrote:I would label as big, ugly, talentles nobends

Craig Bellamy
Gertie! Bellamy may be ugly, he may be talentless and he may be a nobend, but he's not big.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:27 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Gertie wrote:I would label as big, ugly, talentles nobends

Craig Bellamy
Gertie! Bellamy may be ugly, he may be talentless and he may be a nobend, but he's not big.
Well yeah but he does qualify as being a 'big knobend' stakes in the same way that others qualify as being 'a bit of a cock', no? :conf:
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:14 am

has anyone mentioned Paul Merson?
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:51 am

communistworkethic wrote:has anyone mentioned Paul Merson?
You mean piss-head, coke fuelled, gambling addicted waster Paul Merson?

No, I don't think anyone has.
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:42 am

Lord Kangana wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:has anyone mentioned Paul Merson?
You mean piss-head, coke fuelled, gambling addicted waster Paul Merson?

No, I don't think anyone has.
No, the one who applied for the Bolton manager job when we eventiually gave it to Allardyce.

How wrong did we get THAT one then !!
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Post by The Sky is Blue » Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:57 pm

Chairman: Gartside - fat f**k
Manager: Allardyce - fat f**k or Taggert - red faced f**k
Players: Diouf - dirty little gobbin f**k
Roy k***e - dirty irish f**k
Savage - dirty long haired f**k
Malbranque - oribble mongrel (always scores against city) f**k


many more but you get the jist
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:03 pm

The Sky is Blue wrote:Chairman: Gartside - fat f**k
Manager: Allardyce - fat f**k or Taggert - red faced f**k
Players: Diouf - dirty little gobbin f**k
Roy k***e - dirty irish f**k
Savage - dirty long haired f**k
Malbranque - oribble mongrel (always scores against city) f**k


many more but you get the jist

Maybe add Ben 'not so silent assasin' Thatcher, Joey 'an axe is too good for im' Barton, and Frank 'blood money' Shinawatra to that list?

Though I confess, spitting is THE most deplorable thing in modern football. :roll:
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Post by Dr Hotdog » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:06 pm

The BBC's band of journalists.

Tw*ts the absolute lot of them.
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Post by Raven » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:53 pm

Bryan overated Robson
Eric Cantana
Glenda Hoddle
Gary Neville
Roy Keane
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Post by bettyrasta » Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:24 pm

Maybe it's just me but, I harbour an irrational hatred for Garth Crooks.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:12 pm

bettyrasta wrote:Maybe it's just me but, I harbour an irrational hatred for Garth Crooks.
It's rational.
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