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Post by Batman » Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:27 pm

InsaneApache wrote:I'd love to get that tw@t Harry Hill in a locked room. :twisted:
:whack: LANGUAGE :whack:

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:38 pm

If anyone wants to do the Reading festival with me this year, you'll get to do it for real.

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Post by Porrohman » Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:47 pm

[quote="warthog"]I had my chance and missed it. Stood next to Mark Lamarr at the Edinburgh Festival. Didn't punch him. Always regretted it.[/quote]

feck* wuss.
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Post by InsaneApache » Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:08 pm

Batman wrote:
InsaneApache wrote:I'd love to get that tw@t Harry Hill in a locked room. :twisted:
:whack: LANGUAGE :whack:
Yes, you're right, I'm sorry. :oops: I should never have uttered the words Harry Hill on a family forum as he's a prize tw@t. :wink:
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:17 pm

Can I have Andy Grey?
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Post by InsaneApache » Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:19 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Can I have Andy Grey?
ohhh get you sweety! :D
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:33 pm

John Barrowman please. I'd still be lashing out as they dragged me off the talentless feck.
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Post by Little Green Man » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:44 pm

Nicky Feckin' Campbell

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Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:46 pm

Wouldn't mind knocking the colour out of Ant and Dec too.
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Post by jaffka » Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:57 pm

Feckin Tony Blair

I would make the smug cant lie down, bite the kerb...then I would stamp on his feckin neck...the cant.

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Post by CrazyHorse » Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:14 pm

jaffka wrote:Feckin Tony Blair

I would make the smug cant lie down, bite the kerb...then I would stamp on his feckin neck...the cant.
:shock:
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Post by InsaneApache » Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:18 pm

Blairs not a celeb so no can do. His wife on the other hand........ :whack:
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Post by jaffka » Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:21 pm

InsaneApache wrote:Blairs not a celeb so no can do. His wife on the other hand........ :whack:
Crazyhorse's rules state that he is:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_blair

hahahahaha :twisted:

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Post by mikegarbz6 » Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:34 pm

CASHLY COLE!!

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:42 am

mikegarbz6 wrote:CASHLY COLE!!
get in line

what about the newsreader on granada tonight on with meacock. with the bald head and slanty perma-grin

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:21 am

Michael Winner, for everything that he's ever written and everything that he's ever said.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:47 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Michael Winner, for everything that he's ever written and everything that he's ever said.
Calm down dear, its only a commercial...
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:17 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Michael Winner, for everything that he's ever written and everything that he's ever said.
Aye, he's memorable for just one thing for me: Jenny Seagrove.
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Post by blurred » Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:04 pm

Kelvin MacKenzie.

Odious little prick.

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Post by enfieldwhite » Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:51 pm

The Chuckle Brothers. :evil:
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