Which is the Daddy of chocolate bars?

BWFC_Insane · Post by **BWFC_Insane** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:56 am

Only REAL mean can eat Flakes

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:58 am

BWFC_Insane wrote:Only REAL mean can eat Flakes

Aye, Real men

BWFC_Insane · Post by **BWFC_Insane** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:06 pm

David Lee's Hair wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:Only REAL mean can eat Flakes
Aye, Real men

There is nowt more manly that running a hot bubble bath, putting celine dion on the stereo and enjoying a nice crumbly flake.

Rated R Superstar · Post by **Rated R Superstar** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:30 pm

Lion Bar

Snickers

Toffee Crisp

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:37 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:Only REAL mean can eat Flakes

So you don't buy into the 20 years of "It's like gobbling cock" advertising that surrounded Flake's then?

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:42 pm

This thread should have been locked at Double Deckers.

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:56 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:Only REAL mean can eat Flakes
So you don't buy into the 20 years of "It's like gobbling cock" advertising that surrounded Flake's then?

Is it?? I wouldn't know

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:59 pm

hoboh2o wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
BWFC_Insane wrote:Only REAL mean can eat Flakes
So you don't buy into the 20 years of "It's like gobbling cock" advertising that surrounded Flake's then?

Is it?? I wouldn't know

Couldn't tell you meself - I don't eat them. But apparently, that's why Cadbury's changed their advertising a couple of years back...

Porrohman · Post by **Porrohman** » Mon May 12, 2008 5:41 pm

Another double decker fan here but when I was a young un couldn`t get enough of the Old Jamacia bars of chocolate.

Westhoughton Dave · Post by **Westhoughton Dave** » Mon May 12, 2008 6:33 pm

Double Decker is great..

But my all time favourite was a bar called a Maverick Bar ... Fantastic, caramel, biscuit, raisins, toffee, all covered in chocolate, when they got withdrawn, i didnt realise, and then when my stocks ran low and i couldnt find anymore, the last bar i had ended up about a year out of date because i didnt want to eat it until i had found some more....

Eventually i did eat it, and despite the fact it had raisins in (which is the only thing to be wary of when eating out of date chocolate) it didnt do me any harm..

And was i the only person who sucked up a cup of tea through a finger of a Spira bar?!

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:34 pm

Westhoughton Dave wrote:Double Decker is great..

But my all time favourite was a bar called a Maverick Bar ... Fantastic, caramel, biscuit, raisins, toffee, all covered in chocolate, when they got withdrawn, i didnt realise, and then when my stocks ran low and i couldnt find anymore, the last bar i had ended up about a year out of date because i didnt want to eat it until i had found some more....

Eventually i did eat it, and despite the fact it had raisins in (which is the only thing to be wary of when eating out of date chocolate) it didnt do me any harm..

And was i the only person who sucked up a cup of tea through a finger of a Spira bar?!

Raisins are about the least of your worries in "British confectionary".

General Mannerheim · Post by **General Mannerheim** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:37 pm

ive just picked up a curlywurly and a caramac hmmm, cant have them till after tea though!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon May 12, 2008 8:05 pm

If not the king, the dark choc version of this was a true prince among choc bars. Sadly, deceased now.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon May 12, 2008 8:16 pm

Dark chocolate is simply a barbaric clag-at-back-of-throat forming hideousness.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Mon May 12, 2008 8:23 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Dark chocolate is simply a barbaric clag-at-back-of-throat forming hideousness.

Take that back Sir.....

I'd have though a Rioja man (clag at the back of the throat) would have understood dark chocolate

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon May 12, 2008 8:54 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Dark chocolate is simply a barbaric clag-at-back-of-throat forming hideousness.
Take that back Sir.....

I'd have though a Rioja man (clag at the back of the throat) would have understood dark chocolate

Well I was quite partial to Old Jamaica, oh, and that Fry's cream thing. OK, OK. It's often a small price to pay.

Anyhow, this thread allows me to expose the Swiss for being the spiteful bastards that they truly are. No, nothing to do with their hoards of Nazi gold, something far more sinister. Neutral, peace-loving timepiece makers my arse. The Toblerone is absolutely impossible to eat without the end-user ending up in anything other than in this hunched-over, face-gripping, mouth-covering, blood-dripping stance that reflects the oral carnage caused by said cavity-unfriendly unit. It comes as no surprise to me to note that the mean 4uckers border to their North both Germany and Austria. Enough said.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Mon May 12, 2008 8:54 pm

I'm all in favour of a Double Decker, but as I was scoffing one the other week I couldn't help wondering whether the nougat was the same stuff you get in cans of No More Gaps.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Mon May 12, 2008 8:57 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:If not the king, the dark choc version of this was a true prince among choc bars. Sadly, deceased now.

Since when? I'm sure I had one fairly recently.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon May 12, 2008 9:03 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote: Well I was quite partial to Old Jamaica, oh, and that Fry's cream thing. OK, OK. It's often a small price to pay.

Anyhow, this thread allows me to expose the Swiss for being the spiteful bastards that they truly are. No, nothing to do with their hoards of Nazi gold, something far more sinister. Neutral, peace-loving timepiece makers my arse. The Toblerone is absolutely impossible to eat without the end-user ending up in anything other than in this hunched-over, face-gripping, mouth-covering, blood-dripping stance that reflects the oral carnage caused by said cavity-unfriendly unit. It comes as no surprise to me to note that the mean 4uckers border to their North both Germany and Austria. Enough said.

On this one I'm in full agreement. Over-sweet, sickly, annoying, stupidly-shaped and foul-tasting, Toblerone should never be allowed to leave Switzerland. They wanted to be neutral so they made this monstrosity. I'm speaking from memory because I only ever ate part of one. Horrible stuff.

Rated R Superstar · Post by **Rated R Superstar** » Mon May 12, 2008 9:04 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Dark chocolate is simply a barbaric clag-at-back-of-throat forming hideousness.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates dark chocolate. It tastes exactly the same as the chocolate you can buy for pets.

Before anyone asks, yes I have tried pet chocolate once..............no, I don't know why

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