TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed May 14, 2008 6:52 pm

I do. 8)
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed May 14, 2008 7:05 pm

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There was controversy at Man Utd today, when Ji-Sung Park was discovered to have been advertising Fast Food, against the clubs express permission.

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Post by Gertie » Wed May 14, 2008 8:58 pm

At last the Little Hobo finally found someone to settle down with and will no longer just be moving on.
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Post by Batman » Wed May 14, 2008 8:59 pm

That dog thing from Labyrinth was showing his age

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Wed May 14, 2008 9:03 pm

DSB glanced at the caption competition thread and decided never to smoke one of those again.

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed May 14, 2008 9:29 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:I do. 8)
That's a first.

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed May 14, 2008 9:36 pm

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One of the little known consequences of the Three Day Week was that One Man And His Dog was forced to share a set with The Flowerpot Men.

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed May 14, 2008 9:53 pm

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At the end of the fifteen race evening, Clint Allwood was presented with a Fist Full of Collars.

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Thu May 15, 2008 12:14 am

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Post by communistworkethic » Thu May 15, 2008 5:09 pm

Hmm LGM's Blue Peter reference did work quite well butI think it's about time I gave Gertie one......

afterall..

there's a voice that keeps on calling me.
Down the road a road is where I'll always be
Every stop I make
I'll make a new friend
Can's stop for long just turnaround and I'm gone again

Maybe tomoorrow I'll wanna settle down
Until tomorrow I'll just keep movin on



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Gertie wrote:At last the Littlest Hobo finally found someone to settle down with and will no longer just be moving on.

for those still wondering WTF..... http://themes.stumpnet.net/Littlest%20Hobo.mp3
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Post by Gertie » Fri May 16, 2008 3:47 pm

Why thank you Commie, you are very generous.

Rightyo folks turn your typewriters to this one:

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I'm not around now till Tues so will report back then

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Post by Hoboh » Fri May 16, 2008 3:49 pm

Gertie wrote:At last the Little Hobo finally found someone to settle down with and will no longer just be moving on.
Phew I thought it was another dig at me!!! Developing an inferiority complex now :cry:

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Post by David Lee's Hair » Fri May 16, 2008 4:11 pm

In the hope of another bonus, Megson felt confident ahead of ITV's search for the new Mr Motivator

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Post by boltonboris » Fri May 16, 2008 4:18 pm

Megson gets into the swing of things as S-Club 7 try to ease Boltons fitness woes

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Post by Prufrock » Fri May 16, 2008 4:19 pm

Gary's delight at proving to his detractors that the manager of Bolton Wanderers was in fact NOT too dim to tie his own shoelaces
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri May 16, 2008 8:43 pm

Gary tries to imagine what it would have been like going through airport security on the way to the semi-final away leg in Florence.

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri May 16, 2008 9:24 pm

News of the Foxes scoreless draw at Stoke reaches the Reebok.
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Post by communistworkethic » Sat May 17, 2008 4:51 pm

it was only when he ended up sniffing megson's armpit that the linesman realised meggo was actually 8 feet tall
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Post by FD » Sat May 17, 2008 4:55 pm

Old man Megson celebrate finally having a clean nappy...

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat May 17, 2008 4:59 pm

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Megson celebrates, as a cloud finally covers up the sun over the the Reebok.

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