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Post by Worthy4England » Thu May 22, 2008 2:20 pm

Gertie wrote:Following Boris's swift withdrawal, I will give you another go with this one:

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Oh Sh*t, Bent it like Beckham.....
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Post by Prufrock » Thu May 22, 2008 2:22 pm

Terry misses the last post
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That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu May 22, 2008 5:01 pm

Dr Hotdog sniggered to himself as JT get's caught in one of his 3 foot deep divots.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu May 22, 2008 7:35 pm

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Terry's all silver.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu May 22, 2008 7:40 pm

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Terry puts the ball down, then steps up, only to see S Club 7, Take That, Mark Owen and Jussi Jaaskelainen bending over in their underwear in the crowd, just before striking the ball.

If that doesn't win it for me. Nothing will!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu May 22, 2008 7:47 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Image

Terry puts the ball down, then steps up, only to see S Club 7, Take That, Mark Owen and Jussi Jaaskelainen bending over in their underwear in the crowd, just before striking the ball.

If that doesn't win it for me. Nothing will!
Foul ref. That's a distinct attempt to influence the judge. :evil:
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu May 22, 2008 7:55 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Image

Terry puts the ball down, then steps up, only to see S Club 7, Take That, Mark Owen and Jussi Jaaskelainen bending over in their underwear in the crowd, just before striking the ball.

If that doesn't win it for me. Nothing will!
Foul ref. That's a distinct attempt to influence the judge. :evil:
I don't know what you mean TANGO? Isn't Boris judging this caption? Image
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Post by Prufrock » Fri May 23, 2008 4:31 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Image

Terry puts the ball down, then steps up, only to see S Club 7, Take That, Mark Owen and Jussi Jaaskelainen bending over in their underwear in the crowd, just before striking the ball.

If that doesn't win it for me. Nothing will!
i hate to be a stickler for accuracy but....
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri May 23, 2008 4:38 pm

Prufrock wrote:Terry misses the last post
i hate to be a stickler for accuracy but....
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri May 23, 2008 7:57 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Terry misses the last post
i hate to be a stickler for accuracy but....
:lmfao:
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Post by FD » Fri May 23, 2008 8:09 pm

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Post by Gertie » Tue May 27, 2008 12:14 pm

After being away and given this lots of thought I can finally delightedly say: that special commendation goes to :

SOTWA for climbing into my head and seeing what was there. Scary thought...

However I pass the Caption Baton to

Little Green Man for his Aquaplane and Toyah homage.
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue May 27, 2008 3:38 pm

Why, thank you ma'am!

As I'm currently visiting the European Capital of Cranes 2008, try this for size...

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Post by David Lee's Hair » Tue May 27, 2008 3:42 pm

She got a big surprise when she asked to see his cock
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue May 27, 2008 3:43 pm

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Post by FD » Tue May 27, 2008 3:52 pm

"Ivan Campo was alarmed at just how skinny Vaz Te when he got his kit off..."
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue May 27, 2008 3:53 pm

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Tue May 27, 2008 3:57 pm

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"Oh my god! when you said 'do you want to come and watch my cock dangling' I thought you meant..."
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue May 27, 2008 4:08 pm

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Barbara was impressed at how well hung her date was.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue May 27, 2008 4:41 pm

Linda Kelsey's performances always seemed to get the bird.
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