The Greatest EVER.................Chat up lines.

jaffka · Post by **jaffka** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:35 am

Hey love heres 20p, now go and ring home and tell them your not coming home tonight...

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:15 pm

Al reet love, mines a pint!

'Course your fekin' paying

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:57 pm

you've got a body like a spanner, it's making my nuts tight

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:29 pm

You must be Jamaican, because Ja-makin-me crazy!

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:34 pm

Nice legs! What time do they open?

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:34 pm

these are terrible. can anyone put one forward that has worked in the past?

All's I can think is "I think you should come to mine, and not go home"

pretty simple but worked

jaffka · Post by **jaffka** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:43 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:these are terrible. can anyone put one forward that has worked in the past?

All's I can think is "I think you should come to mine, and not go home" pretty simple but worked

Do you fancy a f@@k? worked but the girl was a definite quarter to 2'er

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:04 pm

Horse by name....Horse by nature....works for me

warthog · Post by **warthog** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:13 pm

Are you any good at ironing?

Yes it did work. Not that she ever does any of my ironing.

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:21 pm

jaffka wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:these are terrible. can anyone put one forward that has worked in the past?

All's I can think is "I think you should come to mine, and not go home" pretty simple but worked
Do you fancy a f@@k? worked but the girl was a definite quarter to 2'er

How much did it cost though?

ratbert · Post by **ratbert** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:23 pm

I'm a member of a little known religious sect that believes in sleeping as a form of prayer.

So, would you like to come pray with me tonight?

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:45 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Horse by name....Horse by nature....works for me

YEah, pretty similar

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:02 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:these are terrible. can anyone put one forward that has worked in the past?

All's I can think is "I think you should come to mine, and not go home" pretty simple but worked

just how ugly was she?

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:06 pm

communistworkethic wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:these are terrible. can anyone put one forward that has worked in the past?

All's I can think is "I think you should come to mine, and not go home" pretty simple but worked
just how ugly was she?

not ugly but all, but quite expensive

jaffka · Post by **jaffka** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:07 pm

David Lee's Hair wrote:
jaffka wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:these are terrible. can anyone put one forward that has worked in the past?

All's I can think is "I think you should come to mine, and not go home" pretty simple but worked
Do you fancy a f@@k? worked but the girl was a definite quarter to 2'er
How much did it cost though?

a visit to the clap clinic

wovlad · Post by **wovlad** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:54 pm

When travelling I found asking 'Which country are you from' followed by ' Ever had an English' works

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:00 pm

wovlad wrote:When travelling I found asking

'Which country are you from' followed by ' Ever had an English' works

nah...

have you got any english in you?

No? Would you like some?

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:41 pm

Try ''do you know the difference between a pork pie and a cock? No? Do you want to come on a picnic?''

Seriously though, one thing that did work for me on a couple of occasions was to request the DJ to play '' Feel like making love'' by Bad Company and then catch the eye of the girl you want and mouth the words to her.

Honest.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:59 pm

I can remember a time when a good start point was to say "Hello".

Must be my age.

Salford Trotter · Post by **Salford Trotter** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:29 am

Me "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Her "unfertilized"

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